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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Feb 14 2008, 11:35 PM)
The girl in white is actually a lot more attractive than she appears in that picture. It's just a really bad shot of her.
Don't care if some of you aren't attracted to Miri. I am, and that's all that matters. When I first met her 8 years ago, I thought to myself that she was exactly my type, but I couldn't do anything about it because I had a girlfriend at the time. A year later, that relationship ended, and Miri was the first one I called that day.
8 years..................Christ make an honest woman out of her already. I agree with vegas too, I don't get the Miri bashing.........she looks like the type that is never going to be petite because of her bone structure but other then in 1 pic Ive seen she doesn't appear to be a fatty. I'll chalk that one pic up to just being a bad pic / camera angle. She is an attractive woman.
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QUOTE(hutmaster @ Feb 15 2008, 08:31 AM)
QUOTE(DanDruff @ Feb 14 2008, 11:35 PM)
The girl in white is actually a lot more attractive than she appears in that picture. It's just a really bad shot of her.
Don't care if some of you aren't attracted to Miri. I am, and that's all that matters. When I first met her 8 years ago, I thought to myself that she was exactly my type, but I couldn't do anything about it because I had a girlfriend at the time. A year later, that relationship ended, and Miri was the first one I called that day.
8 years..................Christ make an honest woman out of her already. I agree with vegas too, I don't get the Miri bashing.........she looks like the type that is never going to be petite because of her bone structure but other then in 1 pic Ive seen she doesn't appear to be a fatty. I'll chalk that one pic up to just being a bad pic / camera angle. She is an attractive woman.
STOP CHECKING OUT DRUFFS WOMAN YOU PERV!
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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QUOTE(shipdachips @ Feb 15 2008, 11:44 AM)
With Richard Dawson in the picture it should say, I've hit it. That man was a pimp of pimps and classy until the end. Also, the heavy drinking while hosting the show didn't hurt it's entertainment value. Television was so much better when gems like Mr. Dawson were about.
:familyfuedcurse
We can only hope it kills Al Borland soon.
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QUOTE(noglooms @ Feb 15 2008, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE(shipdachips @ Feb 15 2008, 11:44 AM)
With Richard Dawson in the picture it should say, I've hit it. That man was a pimp of pimps and classy until the end. Also, the heavy drinking while hosting the show didn't hurt it's entertainment value. Television was so much better when gems like Mr. Dawson were about.
:familyfuedcurse
We can only hope it kills Al Borland soon.
did louie anderson die?
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QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Feb 15 2008, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE(noglooms @ Feb 15 2008, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE(shipdachips @ Feb 15 2008, 11:44 AM)
With Richard Dawson in the picture it should say, I've hit it. That man was a pimp of pimps and classy until the end. Also, the heavy drinking while hosting the show didn't hurt it's entertainment value. Television was so much better when gems like Mr. Dawson were about.
:familyfuedcurse
We can only hope it kills Al Borland soon.
did louie anderson die?
he died of embarassment when the man he tried to pick up while playing blackjack decided to blackmail him
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QUOTE(IndianaSlim @ Feb 15 2008, 12:09 PM)
QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Feb 15 2008, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE(noglooms @ Feb 15 2008, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE(shipdachips @ Feb 15 2008, 11:44 AM)
With Richard Dawson in the picture it should say, I've hit it. That man was a pimp of pimps and classy until the end. Also, the heavy drinking while hosting the show didn't hurt it's entertainment value. Television was so much better when gems like Mr. Dawson were about.
:familyfuedcurse
We can only hope it kills Al Borland soon.
did louie anderson die?
he died of embarassment when the man he tried to pick up while playing blackjack decided to blackmail him
Louie Anderson is not dead. But, look at he man. He is due for a mydocardial infarction soon.
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QUOTE(noglooms @ Feb 15 2008, 10:17 AM)
QUOTE(IndianaSlim @ Feb 15 2008, 12:09 PM)
QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Feb 15 2008, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE(noglooms @ Feb 15 2008, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE(shipdachips @ Feb 15 2008, 11:44 AM)
With Richard Dawson in the picture it should say, I've hit it. That man was a pimp of pimps and classy until the end. Also, the heavy drinking while hosting the show didn't hurt it's entertainment value. Television was so much better when gems like Mr. Dawson were about.
:familyfuedcurse
We can only hope it kills Al Borland soon.
did louie anderson die?
he died of embarassment when the man he tried to pick up while playing blackjack decided to blackmail him
Louie Anderson is not dead. But, look at he man. He is due for a mydocardial infarction soon.
i hope he croaks this year, think ive got him in my dead pool.
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QUOTE(ugaistheteam @ Feb 26 2009, 10:53 PM)
How the fuck am I supposed to take seeing a pic of my mom on a public forum with a black dick in front of her face?
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I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
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QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 09:54 AM)
I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
What was the best case scenario here: that you'd end up liking things in your ass? What the fuck is up with that? I'm not criticizing I just don't get it.
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QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 07:54 AM)
I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Feb 15 2008, 06:00 PM)
QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 09:54 AM)
I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
What was the best case scenario here: that you'd end up liking things in your ass? What the fuck is up with that? I'm not criticizing I just don't get it.
Well, have a bird just stick the tip of her finger in your ass just as u blow ur beans, makes the sensation a lot stronger, and having that buzzing beast slideing outa my ass isn't my idea of fun, but it was somthing she suggested for valentine's nite, bit of give and take and all that...was Just on this one off occasion it was me doing the taking....And as i said, never again, but i ain't scared to try new shit..
plus took a bit of a whitey last nite after that whole plug buissness, so tonite her ass is mine, which i'm just about off to get...
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Feb 14 2008, 11:35 PM)
The girl in white is actually a lot more attractive than she appears in that picture. It's just a really bad shot of her.
Don't care if some of you aren't attracted to Miri. I am, and that's all that matters. When I first met her 8 years ago, I thought to myself that she was exactly my type, but I couldn't do anything about it because I had a girlfriend at the time. A year later, that relationship ended, and Miri was the first one I called that day.
good response druff. Pretty gay to attack a female imo.
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QUOTE(hutmaster @ Feb 15 2008, 12:31 AM)
QUOTE(DanDruff @ Feb 14 2008, 11:35 PM)
The girl in white is actually a lot more attractive than she appears in that picture. It's just a really bad shot of her.
Don't care if some of you aren't attracted to Miri. I am, and that's all that matters. When I first met her 8 years ago, I thought to myself that she was exactly my type, but I couldn't do anything about it because I had a girlfriend at the time. A year later, that relationship ended, and Miri was the first one I called that day.
8 years..................Christ make an honest woman out of her already. I agree with vegas too, I don't get the Miri bashing.........she looks like the type that is never going to be petite because of her bone structure but other then in 1 pic Ive seen she doesn't appear to be a fatty. I'll chalk that one pic up to just being a bad pic / camera angle. She is an attractive woman.
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QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 11:52 AM)
QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Feb 15 2008, 06:00 PM)
QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 09:54 AM)
I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
What was the best case scenario here: that you'd end up liking things in your ass? What the fuck is up with that? I'm not criticizing I just don't get it.
Well, have a bird just stick the tip of her finger in your ass just as u blow ur beans, makes the sensation a lot stronger, and having that buzzing beast slideing outa my ass isn't my idea of fun, but it was somthing she suggested for valentine's nite, bit of give and take and all that...was Just on this one off occasion it was me doing the taking....And as i said, never again, but i ain't scared to try new shit..
plus took a bit of a whitey last nite after that whole plug buissness, so tonite her ass is mine, which i'm just about off to get...
cockney to english translation, please?
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QUOTE(ugaistheteam @ Feb 26 2009, 10:53 PM)
How the fuck am I supposed to take seeing a pic of my mom on a public forum with a black dick in front of her face?
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QUOTE(kirklaja @ Feb 15 2008, 12:28 PM)
QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 11:52 AM)
QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Feb 15 2008, 06:00 PM)
QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 09:54 AM)
I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
What was the best case scenario here: that you'd end up liking things in your ass? What the fuck is up with that? I'm not criticizing I just don't get it.
Well, have a bird just stick the tip of her finger in your ass just as u blow ur beans, makes the sensation a lot stronger, and having that buzzing beast slideing outa my ass isn't my idea of fun, but it was somthing she suggested for valentine's nite, bit of give and take and all that...was Just on this one off occasion it was me doing the taking....And as i said, never again, but i ain't scared to try new shit..
plus took a bit of a whitey last nite after that whole plug buissness, so tonite her ass is mine, which i'm just about off to get...
cockney to english translation, please?
translation: He got coked up and suddenly his ass was in play.
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QUOTE(kirklaja @ Feb 15 2008, 12:28 PM)
QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 11:52 AM)
QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Feb 15 2008, 06:00 PM)
QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Feb 15 2008, 09:54 AM)
I'd lick the ass off silence, fuck the ass off miri, and give martha some severe deep throat..
Nice set of normal chicks..
In other news, i allowed my bird to shove a (small) vibrating butt plug in my ass last nite...FUCK THAT!!!!, don't do it boys, going in ain't so bad, but coming out was a fucking nitemare, Was like having a very large shit without actually sqeezing one out...We prolly done it wrong, but never a fucking again, be sticking to the cheeky finger from now on..
What was the best case scenario here: that you'd end up liking things in your ass? What the fuck is up with that? I'm not criticizing I just don't get it.
Well, have a bird just stick the tip of her finger in your ass just as u blow ur beans, makes the sensation a lot stronger, and having that buzzing beast slideing outa my ass isn't my idea of fun, but it was somthing she suggested for valentine's nite, bit of give and take and all that...was Just on this one off occasion it was me doing the taking....And as i said, never again, but i ain't scared to try new shit..
plus took a bit of a whitey last nite after that whole plug buissness, so tonite her ass is mine, which i'm just about off to get...
cockney to english translation, please?
translation: He got coked up and suddenly his ass was in play.
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I was enjoying watching the entire forum pick the NWP girlies to fucking shreds with Micon's permission - discuss who and how they would fuck them, etc. But nothing really compares to a quick hijack to learn all about Betty's Valentine's Day anal play.