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The problem with a chick named Martha is the samething Richard Lewis was talking about on Howard Stern today. His wife's name is Joyce and no matter how you say............Blow me, Joyce or Blow Me, Martha.............it just doesn't sound right.
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"Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass." — Charles Bukowski
The problem with a chick named Martha is the samething Richard Lewis was talking about on Howard Stern today. His wife's name is Joyce and no matter how you say............Blow me, Joyce or Blow Me, Martha.............it just doesn't sound right.
lol Richard Lewis fucking owns
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nothing worse than all the filthy degenerates hating, you guys all ruined my day, fuck you all
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QUOTE(rolled @ Feb 14 2008, 04:47 PM)
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QUOTE(neverheeb @ Jan 21 2008, 11:56 PM) [snapback]774783[/snapback]
first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of nigger vessels
said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa
being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy
eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.