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post Aug 18 2008, 04:57 PM
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So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

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post Aug 18 2008, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 18 2008, 05:57 PM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

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Was it that gay tourney announcement thing that pops up in the corner?
That thing tilts me more than anything.


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post Aug 18 2008, 05:05 PM
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Druff, I thought about making a thread about the same thing. I got 2 or 3 refunds for this in sngs, but they will no longer refund me. Because of this I dont play sngs on that site anymore. This shitty software freezes up on me all the time when the rest of my internet is running perfect and its starting to piss me off.
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:06 PM
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 19 2008, 10:57 AM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake .... the gay software cost me $100





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post Aug 18 2008, 05:08 PM
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 19 2008, 12:57 AM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

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It has happened to me too while in tourneys, and I've got refunds of my buy-in. Sometimes they cancel the tourney altogether, in which case you are supposed to get an equal distribution of the prize pool among the remaining players (if you haven't reached the money), but I never saw shit. They told me it happens when their outsourced tech guys do maintenance. I told them run your fucking site right, freeze all action during those times and give people plenty of heads-up that it will happen. Beyond dumb.
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Aug 18 2008, 08:08 PM) *

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post Aug 18 2008, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 18 2008, 08:57 PM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

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If you want the cash u had invested back email cake and they should refund you. They did that for me in a similar situation
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(Chinamaniac @ Aug 18 2008, 08:16 PM) *
QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 18 2008, 08:57 PM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

g
a
y

If you want the cash u had invested back email cake and they should refund you. They did that for me in a similar situation


make sure you tell them you are a WSOP bracelet winner


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post Aug 18 2008, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 19 2008, 12:57 AM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

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y


Ya I've heard cake freezes often for some players (while others never have problems). I was told only way to fix it is to reinstall software. Otherwise this will continue to happen.


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post Aug 18 2008, 05:24 PM
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never played it but i bet RVP software is worse.


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There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha.
Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.

I'm not sure which indignity is worse:
- Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or...
- Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos

Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.

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post Aug 18 2008, 05:25 PM
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Problem is that Cake Poker is absolutely awful at recovering from an internet hiccup.

All other poker software handles such a thing reasonably well. Cake freezes and crashes at the slightest irregularity in the connection.

Also F everyone here who thinks I shouldn't be pissed that the shitty software cost me $100 and the opportunity to play a tilting semidonk heads up.
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post Aug 18 2008, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 19 2008, 11:25 AM) *
Problem is that Cake Poker is absolutely awful at recovering from an internet hiccup.

All other poker software handles such a thing reasonably well. Cake freezes and crashes at the slightest irregularity in the connection.

Also F everyone here who thinks I shouldn't be pissed that the shitty software cost me $100 and the opportunity to play a tilting semidonk heads up.



relax francis. im not even rolled for .50/1.


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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Aug 19 2008, 01:17 AM) *
QUOTE(Chinamaniac @ Aug 18 2008, 08:16 PM) *
QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 18 2008, 08:57 PM) *
So I am playing 50-100 on Cake and the game breaks down to heads up. My opponent is a new player on the site with a pretty deep bankroll ($9k on the table) and seems somewhat tilted. He also doesn't seem to know how to play HU very well.

I am a little stuck from the 6-handed game prior to it breaking to HU, but I quickly beat him for almost $3k and have visions of taking everything he has on the table, or perhaps even more.

Then I get dealt A9o, raise, and he calls.

Flop is like T-x-x, and the software freezes. Rest of the net works fine. Finally it is completely frozen up and I have to end the process and restart. Of course, the dude took the opportunity to bet me off the hand (Cake has no disconnect All-ins like Stars does) and ran off before I got back.

So not only did the gay software cost me $100 (unless he would have beaten me for more in the hand), but it ripped me out of potential profits against this player who left because he either thought I was quitting or re-assessed his spot while I was gone.

g
a
y

If you want the cash u had invested back email cake and they should refund you. They did that for me in a similar situation


make sure you tell them you are a WSOP bracelet winner

better yet ride your horse to the cake office, and call down to them.


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ALSO, cake software takes like 9 million mb of ram in your system memory. its a fucking hog


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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 19 2008, 01:25 AM) *
Problem is that Cake Poker is absolutely awful at recovering from an internet hiccup.

All other poker software handles such a thing reasonably well. Cake freezes and crashes at the slightest irregularity in the connection.

Also F everyone here who thinks I shouldn't be pissed that the shitty software cost me $100 and the opportunity to play a tilting semidonk heads up.


The $100 argument is weak sir. You had A-9 not A-A.


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lol at bitching over losing 1 BB


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QUOTE(Cerealbowl @ Aug 19 2008, 02:08 PM) *
lol at bitching over losing 1 BB


Send me $100 (from your vast sports winnings) and I will stop bitching.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 19 2008, 05:38 PM) *
QUOTE(Cerealbowl @ Aug 19 2008, 02:08 PM) *
lol at bitching over losing 1 BB


Send me $100 (from your vast sports winnings) and I will stop bitching.

worked.

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