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Iron butterfly
Vodka
Kahlua
Bailey's
that sounds disgusting.
it sounds like a white russian with bailey's instead of cream
which sounds like a dream ompared to the cough mediciney cinnamon propane drink that you described
fwiw...in the last 10 years I've heard of/had probably 35 different combinations of booze that people labeled 'liquid cocaines'
it is a bastard, mongrel drink whose only common denominator is that no matter who makes it or where it is made, it will definitely be gross
Inna Godda Da Vida................................................bitches
why do you have to suck at life?
because Im not lucky enough to be 19
HS dropout
enjoy Nyquilish booze
pretend I live in SoCal when I dont
or make moves like a young typhoon
obv
I graduated early.
I'm 19.
Enjoy any booze that gets me trashed.
I'm in vacation right now in so cal while you are in kentucky lolll.
i make moves like a young tycoon.
you make moves like a Down's Syndrome kid with a jumprope and a full diaper
lolz @ graduated early
tahts what the kid at the gas station by my house told me last week
he's late 20's and slangin beef jerky and lottery tickets at 3 in the A.M.
I dig your ambition
You live in kentucky and are making fun of my education? LOOOL "i live in a white dot, if you can find the only one in kentucky"
guess you should start making fun of how imbred seattle is too lol.
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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Iron butterfly
Vodka
Kahlua
Bailey's
that sounds disgusting.
it sounds like a white russian with bailey's instead of cream
which sounds like a dream ompared to the cough mediciney cinnamon propane drink that you described
fwiw...in the last 10 years I've heard of/had probably 35 different combinations of booze that people labeled 'liquid cocaines'
it is a bastard, mongrel drink whose only common denominator is that no matter who makes it or where it is made, it will definitely be gross
Inna Godda Da Vida................................................bitches
why do you have to suck at life?
because Im not lucky enough to be 19
HS dropout
enjoy Nyquilish booze
pretend I live in SoCal when I dont
or make moves like a young typhoon
obv
I graduated early.
I'm 19.
Enjoy any booze that gets me trashed.
I'm in vacation right now in so cal while you are in kentucky lolll.
i make moves like a young tycoon.
you make moves like a Down's Syndrome kid with a jumprope and a full diaper
lolz @ graduated early
tahts what the kid at the gas station by my house told me last week
he's late 20's and slangin beef jerky and lottery tickets at 3 in the A.M.
I dig your ambition
You live in kentucky and are making fun of my education? LOOOL "i live in a white dot, if you can find the only one in kentucky"
guess you should start making fun of how imbred seattle is too lol.
I just watched the Angels pwn the Mariners. Balls all over your face.
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QUOTE(neverheeb @ Jan 21 2008, 11:56 PM) [snapback]774783[/snapback]
first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of nigger vessels
said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa
being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy
eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot
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look, junior
it aint my fault that your folks told you that lead paint was vitamins
there is obv a giant void in your head
it would be one thing if you ever had anything even remotely pertinent to say about anything, but you don't
so blaze dem bluntzzzz and make it rain on dem hoes
just stay the fuck away from my windshield with your windex and greasy paper towels when I'm at a red light and youre jonesing for rubber cement
you are dismissed
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super heroes get your powers, your masks, and capes snatched brooklyn take what you cant take back i know a lot of cats hate that all i can say black theres a city full of walls you can post complaints at
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Iron butterfly
Vodka
Kahlua
Bailey's
that sounds disgusting.
it sounds like a white russian with bailey's instead of cream
which sounds like a dream ompared to the cough mediciney cinnamon propane drink that you described
fwiw...in the last 10 years I've heard of/had probably 35 different combinations of booze that people labeled 'liquid cocaines'
it is a bastard, mongrel drink whose only common denominator is that no matter who makes it or where it is made, it will definitely be gross
Inna Godda Da Vida................................................bitches
why do you have to suck at life?
because Im not lucky enough to be 19
HS dropout
enjoy Nyquilish booze
pretend I live in SoCal when I dont
or make moves like a young typhoon
obv
I graduated early.
I'm 19.
Enjoy any booze that gets me trashed.
I'm in vacation right now in so cal while you are in kentucky lolll.
i make moves like a young tycoon.
you make moves like a Down's Syndrome kid with a jumprope and a full diaper
lolz @ graduated early
tahts what the kid at the gas station by my house told me last week
he's late 20's and slangin beef jerky and lottery tickets at 3 in the A.M.
I dig your ambition
You live in kentucky and are making fun of my education? LOOOL "i live in a white dot, if you can find the only one in kentucky"
guess you should start making fun of how imbred seattle is too lol.
I just watched the Angels pwn the Mariners. Balls all over your face.
Cant argue there, although we made Colon look like a joke in game one.
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
QUOTE(neverheeb @ Jan 21 2008, 11:56 PM) [snapback]774783[/snapback]
first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of nigger vessels
said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa
being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy
eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot
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this 'whatchamacallit punch' shit is the nuts
so far, sfgood
the use of simple syrup cut the shaking down considerably
a solid 5 minutes of shaking had the jar frosted over on the outside
on my third pull from the jar...shit is smoooooth
the limes are money in addition to the lemons
fwiw...Im roasting a pork tenderloin right now that Ive been marinating since yesterday with lime juice, pineapple juice, evoo, shallots, scallions, garlic, ginger, mint, basil, lemongrass, cilantro, szechuan peppercorns, and a little soy sauce
this drink is gonna be REAL good with that motherfucker
thanks for the idea Stu
Glad you liked it. I will have to try the simple syrup.... I may try that shit tonight
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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Well since this got bumped and this forum is full of discerning alcoholics I figure I should get opinions on what Ilm getting for a little get together I'm having next week since I'm not much of a drinker. All bottles are 750ml except the Jager which is 1.0LT.
Patron "Reposado" Tequila
Nemiroff Lex Vodka x2
Stolichnaya 100 proof
Belvedere Vodka
Captain Morgan "Parrot Bay"
Bacardi 151
Malibu Coconut Rum
Bacardi "Reserva Superior" 8 Year Old Puerto Rico Rum
Johnnie Walker Blue Label
Macallan 12 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Speyside
Crown Royal
Sour Apple Pucker
Remy Martin "VSOP"
Remy Martin "XO"
Jagermeister x 2
Also stocking Bud Light, Coors Light, Amstel Light, Busch Light, Heineken, Labbatt Blue, and Corona as well as Smirnoff Ice Twisted Party Packs.
Need opinions on anything I left out though I don't think anyone drinks gin and I'm the only one who would be drinking mezcal. Also should I go with Belvedere or Grey Goose and what are good snack foods to have laying around on trays.
Also I am aware that's a ridiculous amount of liqour and if it comes close to getting consumed I'll probably be getting serious shit from the cops but the scotch is basically just for me and while I'd like to try Blue Label if the cost gets too out of control I might just upgrade the Macallan and get rid of the Blue Label, lose one of the Jagers, drop a Remy, and the Stoli but we'll see.
you make moves like a Down's Syndrome kid with a jumprope and a full diaper
lolz @ graduated early
tahts what the kid at the gas station by my house told me last week
he's late 20's and slangin beef jerky and lottery tickets at 3 in the A.M.
I dig your ambition
Don't you wait tables?
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felon, go take another black cock up your gaping asshole
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Lol Friday night I consumed somewhere around 20 beers in 5 or 6 hours then took around 10 shots of tequila in a 30 minute span. I was alright then all of the sudden lost it. Me, two of my best friends, and some kid I had met a few times before were outside talking to a group of girls. They were getting ready to leave after a party we hosted. This is where I blacked out, somewhere around 20 or 30 minutes after the tequila binge. They said I was fine, but a few minutes after the girls left I told them I was leaving too. I was slurring my words, barely walking and in no condition to drive.
This is where all hell broke loose. They tried to take my keys away from me, and for, they said, like a half an hour I was wrestling them. They would hold me down, I would start screaming crazy shit, get away, go back towards my car then the process would repeat.
I found out from one of my friends that the other friend was going crazy screaming at me too. While trying to restrain me, he knocked him and the other younger kid down violently for trying to separate us. I wasn't trying to hurt anyone they said, just resisting them holding me, but this guy who was leading all of this became increasingly violent. It ended with me lying in a ditch screaming evil gibberish for a good while. After I calmed down, the friend who told me about all of this was inside still very angry about getting pushed down for no reason. He came back outside and just stole off on the violent friend. He didn’t really fight back though; he just put him in a headlock while yelling shit as loud as he could.
We talked about it, and I don’t think it was my entire fault. Had the violent friend not acted the way he did I probably would have not lost it. I have huge bruises all over my arms from him holding me. They said I was in a drunken stupor. One should not fuck with someone when they’re like this. All that needed to be done was for them to take my keys and hide them. I always tell myself that I won’t drink liquor after drinking a shit load of beer. It doesn’t work out for anyone. I can drink infinite beer and never lose it, but if I start drinking liquor I always underestimate it if I’m super gone. Shit like this never happens with me. I’m a happy drunk 99.9% of the time I guess.
Us three have been best friends for going on ten years, the one who punched the other I have been with for five years longer. It’s not the first time one of us has gone crazy like this, but the first time I have. I guess I was about as intoxicated as one can get without dying. It’s funny because the next day everyone was over it. After I found out about it I felt bad for the kid who had to watch all of this madness. Here was a Micon skinny guy watching three titans do battle. We thought he must think that we’re all fucking nuts. The next day he texted us asking if we were partying again. Lol
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I seriously think tequila makes people evil.
You are right sir. The only time I have ever had the urge to fight, or felt any violent inclinations, was after consuming tequila. Vodka, rum, brandy or whiskey no. But tequila is like a weird energetic drunk that can go bad if circumstances lend themselves.
Edit: That was back in the day though. These days I don't slam tequila shots - Patron Anejo is sippin' tequila.
Vaughn - make a deal with your friends to give your keys to the bartender before you start slamming next time.
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Well since this got bumped and this forum is full of discerning alcoholics I figure I should get opinions on what Ilm getting for a little get together I'm having next week since I'm not much of a drinker. All bottles are 750ml except the Jager which is 1.0LT.
Patron "Reposado" Tequila
Nemiroff Lex Vodka x2
Stolichnaya 100 proof
Belvedere Vodka
Captain Morgan "Parrot Bay"
Bacardi 151
Malibu Coconut Rum
Bacardi "Reserva Superior" 8 Year Old Puerto Rico Rum
Johnnie Walker Blue Label
Macallan 12 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Speyside
Crown Royal
Sour Apple Pucker
Remy Martin "VSOP"
Remy Martin "XO"
Jagermeister x 2
Also stocking Bud Light, Coors Light, Amstel Light, Busch Light, Heineken, Labbatt Blue, and Corona as well as Smirnoff Ice Twisted Party Packs.
Need opinions on anything I left out though I don't think anyone drinks gin and I'm the only one who would be drinking mezcal. Also should I go with Belvedere or Grey Goose and what are good snack foods to have laying around on trays.
Also I am aware that's a ridiculous amount of liqour and if it comes close to getting consumed I'll probably be getting serious shit from the cops but the scotch is basically just for me and while I'd like to try Blue Label if the cost gets too out of control I might just upgrade the Macallan and get rid of the Blue Label, lose one of the Jagers, drop a Remy, and the Stoli but we'll see.
Wow - sounds like some party
For vodka, my new personal favorite is Hangar One. It is sooo smooth and so good straight. Blows Grey Goose out of the water imo (and Grey Goose is pretty damn good)
... is nice and tasty, and just a bit stronger than 80 proof vodka --- good for mixers
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QUOTE(Jewdonk @ May 29 2008, 01:40 PM)
I am the first to admit that I have a pretty big arsenal of psychological issues and plenty of regrets in my life, but one thing I am not and have never been, is a liar or a thief. I am fucking bi polar basket case, and my life may be a trainwreck of epic proportions...
QUOTE(I4King8U @ Oct 14 2008, 02:41 PM)
Is there a bigger internet cocksucker, than Jewdonk? I thought TheKing65 was a no life cunt, but Jewdonk, you have him beat hands down. It amazes me how this prick manages to ignore every comment aimed at him and thinks he 'wins' because he doesn't reply. Congratulations Mr 44 year old Jewdonk twat, you truely are a winner in life.
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
May 30 2007, 09:55 PM
all over your face
