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QUOTE(ineeda2outer @ Jan 5 2009, 10:50 PM)
QUOTE(Long Legged Mack @ Jan 6 2009, 05:47 AM)
Why does everyone hate Hollywood Dorrine so much?
He's a short metro-sexual that dated some stupid cunt that decided donking off her chips was a better idea then making the final table in something called the WSOP.
You are right and thank you for answering my question.
Hollywood Drea De Matteo dates skanks.
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QUOTE(Reggin Killa @ Nov 12 2008, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE(Long Legged Mack @ Nov 13 2008, 03:54 AM)
I'm in
6/10
One of the better 08 members. You can be pretty funny and seem pretty smart. Your sig is possibly the worst on the site. You think that's funny?
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QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Jan 6 2009, 05:05 PM)
hollywood drake come back! this is the best thread in shooting off in a long while
Hollywood Dalton just doesnt get it
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HOF
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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this thread shines like the fucking sun.
annie duke flourished when approximately no one else bothered to learn how to play correctly and is now a badly tattooed cockwallet whose only relevance to the poker "scene" comes from business deals crafted around the premise of her being a has-been, which is apparently more bankable than being a never-been.
yeah annie is probably better at o8 than annette. annie is also better at making moonshine, changing tires, and being a badly tattooed cockwallet than annette. sfo, well played hollywood dink.
annette is one of the only natural poker players alive. she is light years ahead of anyone who has ever posted in this feverish circle jerk of mediocrity, of that you can rest assured.
is she on a life-heater? absolutely. but success cant come without the talent to capitalize on that luck, and annette has been, if nothing else, monumentally successful.
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whys the sky blue? whys water wet? why did judas rat to romans while jesus slept?
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I bet HollywoodDirk doesnt post again.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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HollywoodDorf is napping this one out.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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QUOTE(Long Legged Mack @ Jan 7 2009, 04:39 PM)
But how does Hollywood Dwezil really feel?
better yet, i wonder what Hollywood Druff's take is on all these shenaNIGans?
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1. Hollywood[fill-in-the-blank] is played out. When you're the tenth or fifteen guy to dream up a new name to put in there, its not funny anymore. It wasn't funny as of the third third time...
2. Annie Duke, Hollywood Dave and Tiffany "Hot Chips" Michelle (I lol'ed typing that in) are all UB whores, taking money from thieves and scumbags. They will stick together, so no surprise Dave is pimping out Annie in the chat
3. Annette is better. Only Annie's mom and agent actually believe she is better. Hollywood Dave doesn't believe it for a second. Annette is some kind of genetic freak naturally programmed to play poker.
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QUOTE(repoman @ Jan 7 2009, 06:42 PM)
1. Hollywood[fill-in-the-blank] is played out. When you're the tenth or fifteen guy to dream up a new name to put in there, its not funny anymore. It wasn't funny as of the third third time...
2. Annie Duke, Hollywood Dave and Tiffany "Hot Chips" Michelle (I lol'ed typing that in) are all UB whores, taking money from thieves and scumbags. They will stick together, so no surprise Dave is pimping out Annie in the chat
3. Annette is better. Only Annie's mom and agent actually believe she is better. Hollywood Dave doesn't believe it for a second. Annette is some kind of genetic freak naturally programmed to play poker.
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lol @ repoman pointing out the obvious.
obv HollywoodDean is sucking the UB titty.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Jan 7 2009, 11:39 AM)
changing the names really wasnt that funny after page .5
Calling someone from an internet message board while thinking of committing suicide on the other hand is fucking hilarious.
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The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in.
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