GL BETTY SWALLOX, railing you in the uk freeroll, TAKE IT DOWN

hey im a noob to posting on this site although ive been reading threads for about a month now.

im adam just introducing myself. who plays on ultimatebet?

I say coming up next month we try thie expirement.

Anyone willing to participate is welcome,

Make a word document or anything you chose to use, and record all your Ring game hands in this document, at the end of the month We send them to me, I will put them into my poker Tracker for the calculations.

What I would like is

5+ Players from Stars ...

Vince Van Patten is a contestent on the familty fued rerun on GSN now. He is on with his dad when he was a lot younger.

OK since we couldnt get shit sorted out Tourney is created as a 10$ buy in, if you want to do the extra bounty post your Screen name here and say you are in if you dont pay the person who knocked you out your a fucking clown


I am in

MIKE_BENN


DEAL!!!!!!!!...

Cardplayer just posted Segment 6 of the final table audio broadcast if anyone wants to listen - supposedly Layne Flack makes an appearance in this one and that's always entertaining:

http://www.cardplayer.com/audio/wsop2005.php

This was posted as reply to another stupid thread accusing Barry and Micon of "rolling" peepz on here and stiffing em on cash payments. All of you chill the fuck out and let em do their thing...it may take longer than usual...but at least you guys still get paid for barely doing n e thing besides depositing some cash and playing a raked hand or 2! My god!

Micon and Barry do not "roll...

I have been playing 3/6 and 4/8 pretty much exclusively for several years now, both online and live action. I can beat the players at those limits and I can barely beat the rake, which is harsh in those games. It seems like half of the sessions I've played in Vegas I put in 3 or 4 or 5 hours at a 4/8 table and walked away with a 10 or 20 dollar profit. On the one hand you feel like a bitch beca...

talksport radio are running 5 daily freerolls were the top 2 from each one go onto a final table were the winner of that wins a seat at a televised event in dublin worth about $6k..

the 3rd heat starts in about 2 hours and the crazy thing is the 1st heat only had about 150 ppl in and the 2nd about 200..

definatly worth a shot.....

Anyone be interested in probably $10 buy-in HORSE tourney on full tilt some night? I could transfer people money on there in exchange for stars and perhaps party. Would be a nice change of pace instead of the usual NLHE. I also have referral codes but I'm not going to be that filthy on here...

For all you late night degenerates like myself, I'm hosting another $10+1 private tournament for fun. There's going to be a $10.00 bounty on myself. This is hosted on PokerStars and here's the info below:

Name: The Jennicide Invitational
Password: jennicide (yes I'm very original)
Game: NL Hold'Em...

Heeb the loveable rouge,fun to watch and the subject of many chats,cheeky chappy,wild but seemingly honourable............all a myth.

I staked heeb around the end of his last run when he cashed his last bit out and got rolled by cmoney.The deal as I saw it was if heeb ran it up we split it 50/50.This was the second time i had staked him btw,the first he lost.Heeb being Heeb ran the 2n...

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/petstar.html

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/ipecac.html

The reactions are just...hilarious.

ESPN, He is going to fish it away! Very cool, can't wait!

9pm EST I belive

He's playin 3-6 on UB right now.

Hello,

While reviewing game histories, we have noticed you using unacceptable chat at
our tables. Accordingly, we have suspended your chat privileges on the site
until Sept 20th

Here is the log:

Duffy99 says "f uckin retard".
Duffy99 says "u tit a s s fu ck erh o mo ".
Duffy99 says "that was sick f a g gothohmo".
Duffy99 says "f"...

jkopp984 u still need to send me $5

thanks in advance

A while Back I recieved Via AOL from CTH a picture of his ``Junk```and posted it on this site,

This poll is to see if there are enough people who desire to see CTH Junk again I will repost if Necessary

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/692.html

what do u call a black person flying an air plane?

a pilot, u fuckin racist

what u call a black person at a university?

a visitor

why did the black person stand in front of the mirror wit his eyes closed?

he wanted to see how he looked like asleep


a duck and a skunk has no family, duck asks skunk, "what am i?" sku...

Planet luck just gave me $5. I'm going to bet it on all on one # of roulette. I'll do whichever # from 0-36 the first reply suggests.

Tom Sizemore is Hollywood's version of Mike Matusow - but about 10 times more degenerate. In other words, he's a perfect poster boy for NWP.

http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/content/blog_archive.php?bid=460

Here's a small taste (read it all!):

Tom Sizemore has gone from rol...

Left one is my original, right one is ebay special. It's a bit darker than my original one. Seems the previous owner left it on 100% of the time or did something to it. I have no clue. Either way, works fantastically.

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1831/thesetup0055un.jpg

And yes I know my desk is a mess....

dan what's yur im?

Hello NWP,

Satellites and supersatellites are now running for the RGP Open!

10:30 p.m. EST, $5.50 +$0.50, 1 seat awarded per $33 in the prize pool(every 6 players). I believe these are freezeout tournies.

Structure: 1500 chips, 15 minute levels, with a modified blind structure.

Come on out! These events will be running daily on GamesGrid (www.gam...

Darkness has taken over the galaxy known as Neverwinpoker.com. The Jedi, distracted by escorts and doggy porn have fallen victim to the evil Sith Lord_Buckley, and his master, Emperor shitboy...........

I saw we didn't have a post for this one yet. Thought I would get it started. First place takes $175,000. We have a few guys in it. Good luck everyone!

Lets get this over with

anyone else think it would be cool if for our next nwp tourney we had like a $5 bounty on everyones head, u transfer $5 to whoever knocks you out. I've heard of tourneys like this before but never played in one.

Shall I enter NWP into this?

http://www.pokerforumchallenge.com/

Seems like fun and we'd PWN it! Plus it's free money and no cost to enter.

I just put a bundle of money back on stars so I'll be up for any upcoming NWP tournys. Thats right, the master has come forth.

7-2 record ITM

DEAL!!!

!@!!!hsift!!!ugh!SHIFTY!!!woooooo

Yes, I'm a procrastinator, I already knew that. I need help finding a specific scene in James Whale's "adaptation" of Frankenstein (1931) and find out how it differs from Mary Shelley's novel, Frankenstein. I know there are differences but I need a scene (preferably 5 minutes or less) and be able to write a couple pages about it. One thing, I know is that Dr. Victor Frankenstein (as portrayed in t...

balls

How ugly is nikki in her pics?

Registered under GSlater1981.
He was at Micons tourney table earlier.

20 DOLLARS TO THE WINNER

I wanted to keep this story private but now my hand has been forced and im gonna share it with everybody. Recently cth and macon marc rolled me by stealing my girlfriend and tag teaming her. So to get back at the bitch im going to post a few nude pics of her on here, thanks.
















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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...5091001053.html


Next country with supposed WMDs we'll likely just end up nuking. Creepy as fuck, but what are you going to do? It appears most Republicans think Iraq was a good deal for our country.. Now we have this

Unreal.....over $100,000 on 5 tables.......$54,000 on one table.

Too good!!!!

playing in a multi and not to sure what starting hands to play..say i got 88/10 would that be a good hand to come out betting.

PokerStars Game #2564692712: Tournament #12503779, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/13 - 03:29:26 (ET)
Table '12503779 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Macon Marc (1650 in chips)
Seat 2: micon (1350 in chips)
micon: posts small blind 10
Macon Marc: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Macon Marc ...

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Neat, I am suprised by the willingness, of the NCAA to endorse a gambling product, who cares I am getting one

And I got a damn tee time with some buddies in 30 mins.

Friggen great


**heads hurts, dehydration sets in, starving, dizzy**

Nice, I just went on mad tilt at the 3-6 razz game on fulltilt, spewing away 6 $30 buy ins, by the end I was calling off $6 bets drawing to runner runner just because I was so angry I was getting outdrawn basically every fucking time

go me, lol

i slept thru the $500 buyin plh event on stars cuz i played 14 hrs the night before and had some southern comfort 151.......... i demand refund

Rail it!

I GUESS I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE THEN BARRY - LET THE WAR BEGIN - LORD BUCKLEY IS GETTING THE INDIAN TROUPS RDY - DIG YOURSELF IN. THE BATTLE WILL BEGIN LATER TONIGHT OR TOMORROW.

THIS IS THE TIME

NWP IS ABOUT TO BE SFO!

Is this the same kid who earlier in the year called me a "Donk" and used the words "Hee haw" everytime I would make a decision in the $200 Stars SNG's. The Sdouble on the phone sounded like some 110lb 5'6" dork that is Mr Tough Guy behind his monitor. And now he announces that he's chunking all that poker money at the sportsbooks.

You are the last person I thought I would ever want...

I GET MY CMONEY NICK BACK - IF NOT, WAR IS GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU ACCEPT THIS TERMS PLEASE REPLY