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Posted by: DanDruff Mar 1 2008, 04:06 AM

In a vain attempt to keep up with the Joneses, NWP now has its own "Ask vegas1369" forum.

Actually, it seems like a decent idea, and vegas1369 asked if he could have one here, so we figured we'd give him a shot.

I see potential!

Posted by: DanDruff Mar 1 2008, 04:07 AM

If it's good enough for Boris, it's good enough for NWP...



http://www.neverwinpoker.com/forums/category/35/Ask-vegas1369/

Posted by: FckVwls Mar 1 2008, 04:09 AM

Posted by: HelloThere Mar 1 2008, 05:12 AM

You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.

Posted by: kirklaja Mar 1 2008, 05:17 AM

i like it.

bartenders know things.

vegas bartenders know awesome things.

Posted by: Punished Mar 1 2008, 07:28 AM

What is the meaning of life?

Posted by: GAMBLE-BOT Mar 1 2008, 07:54 AM

How many beers is it safe to switch to hard liquor without getting sick. Assume 5 jack and cokes.

Posted by: Shooz Mar 1 2008, 08:46 AM

Boris 3 NWP 0 ?

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 2 2008, 12:11 AM

Not sure if this is a serious question, but it's my boy GAMBLE-BOT so it has to be answered. This is a tough question, mainly because everyone is different. I personally can't drink anything that's brown (whiskeys mainly) without getting massively ill. Then there are the people that can drink 10 Jack on the rocks and act like they're not even drunk and wake up fine the next day. I always stick with vodka and as long as I don't go crazy I usually don't get sick. I would say to stay safe, I wouldn't drink more than 4 beers before moving to the hard stuff if you're a guy of average height and weight, and that's 4 light beers to avoid bloating. I'll tell you though man, I see guys down 6-10 beers in one sitting on top of shots of the brown stuff, and they very rarely get sick in my presence. Like I said, just depends on you.

Curious, what has your past experience with this been?

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 2 2008, 12:28 AM

My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!!

Posted by: Azzclown Mar 2 2008, 01:22 AM

So now you have TWO ask vegas forums?

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 2 2008, 01:36 AM

Yes sir. Thanks for noticing my hypocrisy. You can only imagine how upset I was after typing out a good response only to find I had been blocked. You were right to call me out though, I probably would do the same. I just figured it's already out there, so why not try and have some fun with it.

Just to let people know, I had told Azz recently that my biggest regret was letting people know I am a bartender in Vegas because I get a lot of PM's from "fucktards" asking to hook them up when they come out to Vegas, and I'm the asshole when I don't. Then I go and get a forum promoting the fact that I'm a bartender in Vegas.

Posted by: dual Mar 2 2008, 02:04 AM

the beatles had the same problem, youre in good company

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 2 2008, 02:37 AM

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Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 2 2008, 02:54 AM

WOW!!! Much better clarity.

Posted by: Animosity Mar 2 2008, 08:05 AM

Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 2 2008, 10:53 AM

Michael was part of my council and assured me that Micon will be blowing up huge over the next few years. As insurance Michael has promised me 15% of his total Omaha winnings over the next 2 years if this prediction is not accurate. Full proof plan my friend.

Posted by: Animosity Mar 2 2008, 11:01 AM

In light of this new evidence, your retirement fund is safe.

Carry on with the shenanigans.

Posted by: delaware Mar 3 2008, 12:45 PM

I NEW THAT BOY WOULD BE SOMEBODY SOMEDAY.

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 3 2008, 03:22 PM

You're welcome anytime in the Ask vegas1369 forum sir.

Posted by: Cerealbowl Mar 3 2008, 07:24 PM

God that is fucking hot. Is there anything better than a nice ass, a nice pussy, AND the highlighted hair with pink/purple kinda shit in there?

Posted by: BillBinLV Mar 3 2008, 09:36 PM

18% of zero....oh nevermind.

Screw that forum, I'll just go to every bar in town til I find your ass so I can ask you directly sir. INYAFACE

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 3 2008, 10:30 PM

LOL. Good luck with that.

Posted by: BillBinLV Mar 4 2008, 12:44 AM

Is that a challenge?

Posted by: delaware Mar 4 2008, 05:58 PM

vegas do you like a full bush or a shaven one. i think a shaven one looks like shit i want a full bush.

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 4 2008, 06:10 PM

A subject near and dear to my heart Delaware. I'm not gonna say a shaven one looks like shit, but I will say I prefer some hair down there. I don't want a big hairy muff, but I do like a nice trimmed patch. I grew up looking at Playboys and Penthouses from the 70's and 80's, so the bush was embedded into my brain at an early age. It went out in the 90's with the popped collar and Members Only. Us bush lovers were left out in the cold wondering "where did the bush go?" I am starting to see it make a comeback though lately, so hopefully there will be a resurrection. Younger guys seem to prefer the shaven look nowadays though.

Posted by: icrackdeuces Mar 6 2008, 03:03 PM

lol. I agree 100%. Pubic hair is there for a reason, attraction. Nobody likes a jungle down there and it needs to be trimmed occsasionally but I have no clue why so many people prefer a bald taco these days, I think it looks gross. It seems 90% of girls in porn are shaven. I wish they would go back to the jenna jameson days and leave a patch down there, or at least a landing strip.


oh, and congrats on the new forum, I haven't been this excited since the scottyno lowball forum was introduced. NWP blowin' up huge.

Posted by: vegas1369 Mar 6 2008, 03:25 PM

Even though I detect some sarcasm in there, I'll still say thanks. We definitely see eye to eye on a few subjects crack. Glad to see your part of the Bush Crew.

Posted by: michael Mar 7 2008, 06:34 PM

This forum is awesome.

Posted by: Shooz Mar 7 2008, 07:49 PM

obv

Posted by: Animosity Mar 8 2008, 10:53 AM

Posted by: fuhoser Mar 9 2008, 07:27 PM

If anyone can figure out the formula for not being hungover (while still getting drunk) will unlock one of the last great mysteries of my life. Back home I'd drink 1/2 a 5th or a little more and be ok... A little dry mouth.. I did that shit here in Vegas mixed with tonic and was puking the next day.. dry heaving until blood came up.. The shit in the tonic water ? Not enough water was a contribution, but why the nausea ? I did drink most of that fifth.. but I dunno.. The ice from the tap water? Who knows... I think I'm gonna sotp drinking drinks with tonic water in them though.. Just vodka on the rocks, with a water on occasion... Only alcohol calories, no additives...

gamble-bot, just skip the beer... thats the answer.. too many inputs into the equation just confuses things.

Posted by: ship Mar 22 2008, 03:26 PM

guess not.

Posted by: felon Mar 24 2008, 08:24 AM

got no problems with Vegas, but fuck watching paint dry would me be more interesting than this

Posted by: cth Apr 10 2008, 06:41 AM

UN-PIN

Posted by: vegas1369 Apr 10 2008, 12:26 PM

I agree. I'll write to Dadis.

Posted by: The_Standard Apr 10 2008, 12:29 PM

What a terrible idea it was for Druff to give a food and beverage lowlife his own forum on NWP.

Druff is usually pretty smart too, which is why this surprises me so much.

Posted by: devidee Apr 10 2008, 12:30 PM

Boris obv had him shitting bricks.

Posted by: rolled Apr 11 2008, 02:26 PM

I only came here because I saw devidee posted. Gl with the forum

Posted by: ship Aug 23 2008, 06:04 AM

Well thought out i see.

nh druff.

Posted by: ship Aug 23 2008, 06:05 AM

I see why we need two pinned threads explaining this brilliant idea.

Posted by: Weiss IS Nice™ Nov 9 2008, 02:46 AM