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oh yeah on a limit cash table (6-12) i was playing against a younger white kid who dealt there and we were pretty good acquaintances. he was obv an aggro fuck as most dealers are, he raises utg. I'm on his immed. left and 3 bet with 77.. folded to him and he caps and i call.
flop 4 4 6.
He leads out, i raise, he 3 bets, and i cap knowing my 77 is still way ahead of his range, and that flop is pretty favorable obv. he calls
turn 7.
Yahtzee. If i didn't have it before, I do now. He bets again, and i obv raise, he 3 bets (at this point im putting him on monster like KK or AA or a hand like 45 that hit a cute flop where he thinks hes ahead or has outs at the worst). i obv cap and obv calls
river 4.
I hate this card obv and only just call his river bet fearing that he got cute with a 4 pre and now hits quads. He tables 47s and I am in utter shock and obv table my 77.
*Summary*.. he gets cute with 47c pre by capping my 3 bet with 77, hits miracle flop (4 4 6) that we bet up cuz i think its good for me. I hit miracle case out 7 on turn that gives us both full house that we both bet up. He redraws miracle case out quads on river, and i just call his bet fearing he hit miracle quads.
I actually didn't quit after that, I rebought and won what I lost that session, including 1/4 of it back from dood, however he left up infinite off that one hand.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
this was well....a doozy obv read summary if you don't like studaments
PokerStars Game #23818142975: HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit, $5/$10) - 2009/01/12 5:02:51 GMT [2009/01/12 0:02:51 ET] Table 'Atossa III' 8-max Seat 2: ziploc ($231.50 in chips) Seat 3: tunafish919 ($74.50 in chips) Seat 5: Shooz ($215.50 in chips) Seat 6: El Heffe ($201.75 in chips) Seat 7: GLYNIS ($284.50 in chips) Seat 8: GoldenBoy17 ($81 in chips) tunafish919: posts the ante $0.50 Shooz: posts the ante $0.50 El Heffe: posts the ante $0.50 GLYNIS: posts the ante $0.50 GoldenBoy17: posts the ante $0.50 ziploc: posts the ante $0.50 *** 3rd STREET *** Dealt to ziploc [4h] Dealt to tunafish919 [Kc] Dealt to Shooz [Jd Jc Jh] Dealt to El Heffe [Tc] Dealt to GLYNIS [7d] Dealt to GoldenBoy17 [7h] ziploc: bets $5 tunafish919: raises $5 to $10 Shooz: calls $10 El Heffe: folds GLYNIS: folds GoldenBoy17: raises $5 to $15 ziploc: calls $10 tunafish919: raises $5 to $20 Betting is capped Shooz: calls $10 GoldenBoy17: calls $5 ziploc: calls $5 *** 4th STREET *** Dealt to ziploc [4h] [Th] Dealt to tunafish919 [Kc] [2d] Dealt to Shooz [Jd Jc Jh] [Kd] Dealt to GoldenBoy17 [7h] [4s] Shooz: checks GoldenBoy17: bets $5 ziploc: calls $5 tunafish919: raises $5 to $10 Shooz: calls $10 GoldenBoy17: raises $5 to $15 ziploc: calls $10 tunafish919: calls $5 Shooz: calls $5 *** 5th STREET *** Dealt to ziploc [4h Th] [Ac] Dealt to tunafish919 [Kc 2d] [Qh] Dealt to Shooz [Jd Jc Jh Kd] [5h] Dealt to GoldenBoy17 [7h 4s] [Qs] ziploc: bets $10 tunafish919: calls $10 Shooz: raises $10 to $20 GoldenBoy17: raises $10 to $30 ziploc: calls $20 tunafish919: raises $9 to $39 and is all-in Betting is capped Shooz: calls $19 GoldenBoy17: calls $9 ziploc: calls $9 *** 6th STREET *** Dealt to ziploc [4h Th Ac] [6h] Dealt to tunafish919 [Kc 2d Qh] [Ts] Dealt to Shooz [Jd Jc Jh Kd 5h] [2s] Dealt to GoldenBoy17 [7h 4s Qs] [3h] ziploc: bets $10 Shooz: calls $10 GoldenBoy17: calls $6.50 and is all-in *** RIVER *** Dealt to Shooz [Jd Jc Jh Kd 5h 2s] [9h] ziploc: checks Shooz: checks *** SHOW DOWN *** Shooz: shows [Jd Jc Jh Kd 5h 2s 9h] (HI: three of a kind, Jacks) ziploc: shows [7c Ah 4h Th Ac 6h 8c] (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 8,7,6,4,A) Shooz collected $3.50 from side pot-2 ziploc collected $3.50 from side pot-2 GoldenBoy17: mucks hand Shooz collected $9.75 from side pot-1 ziploc collected $9.75 from side pot-1 tunafish919: shows [Kh 9d Kc 2d Qh Ts Ks] (HI: three of a kind, Kings) tunafish919 collected $148 from main pot ziploc collected $148 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $325.50 Main pot $296. Side pot-1 $19.50. Side pot-2 $7. | Rake $3 Seat 2: ziploc showed [7c Ah 4h Th Ac 6h 8c] and won ($161.25) with HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 8,7,6,4,A Seat 3: tunafish919 showed [Kh 9d Kc 2d Qh Ts Ks] and won ($148) with HI: three of a kind, Kings Seat 5: Shooz showed [Jd Jc Jh Kd 5h 2s 9h] and won ($13.25) with HI: three of a kind, Jacks Seat 6: El Heffe folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 7: GLYNIS folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 8: GoldenBoy17 mucked [3c As 7h 4s Qs 3h Ad]
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AI first hand of a 5k jokerstars sitnspin when I was 17 against jdags....4bet shoved deuces...AK calls....all bricks till the "Ace on the River"....this preceded the "before" pic in the calf-thread montage....
70 or so left in PCA, lose chiplead pot to that donkeypro who went on a life-heater; AQ overshoved on A K X, naked A6 calls, 6 river.....
HU for Aruba satty, 10-1 chiplead vs the village donkey....proceed to lose a series of AIs, including a final 2outer....
1st beat was the most devestating, by far. 2nd was the most costly and disgusting. 3rd was the most annoying.
:catharsis and i was such a sicko @ 17
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Bullfight critics, ranked in rows, Crowd the enermous plaza full. But only one is there who knows, And he's the man that fights the bull.
Jan 11 2009, 08:53 PM
