why does this shit keep happening to me?

PokerStars Game #12129483324: Tournament #61173065, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/18 - 13:46:17 (ET)
Table '61173065 90' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: NIN1002 (8970 in chips)
Seat 2: booker4 (3063 in chips)
Seat 3: BIGTOX (4795 in chips)
Seat 4: EvenFlow276 (3035 in chips)
Seat 5: bemattolo (5520 in chips)
Seat 6: Mrspokerlady (6859 in chips)
Seat 7: gilmattbert (4835 in chips)
Seat 8: UrsusMD (2645 in chips)
Seat 9: toddy2pair (8830 in chips)
BIGTOX: posts small blind 50
EvenFlow276: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [Ts Tc]
bemattolo: calls 100
Mrspokerlady: calls 100
gilmattbert: raises 200 to 300
UrsusMD: folds
toddy2pair: folds
NIN1002: folds
booker4: folds
BIGTOX: calls 250
EvenFlow276: folds
booker4 said, "folded jacks"
bemattolo: calls 200
Mrspokerlady: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5s Th]
BIGTOX: checks
bemattolo: checks
Mrspokerlady: bets 500
gilmattbert: raises 1500 to 2000
BIGTOX: folds
bemattolo: folds
Mrspokerlady: raises 4559 to 6559 and is all-in
gilmattbert: calls 2535 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qd 5s Th] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5s Th Ks] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mrspokerlady: shows [Qs Js] (a straight, Nine to King)
gilmattbert: shows [Ts Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
Mrspokerlady collected 10370 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10370 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 5s Th Ks 9h]
Seat 1: NIN1002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: booker4 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BIGTOX (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: EvenFlow276 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bemattolo folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Mrspokerlady showed [Qs Js] and won (10370) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 7: gilmattbert showed [Ts Tc] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 8: UrsusMD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: toddy2pair folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #12149577051: Tournament #61173089, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/09/19 - 14:59:48 (ET)
Table '61173089 233' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: P-Wub (7708 in chips)
Seat 2: Papy Léon (19417 in chips)
Seat 3: Wezz26 (22082 in chips)
Seat 4: spraya (14099 in chips)
Seat 5: sniekp (22144 in chips)
Seat 6: gilmattbert (4571 in chips)
Seat 7: loboz (18609 in chips)
Seat 8: Potolgo (18920 in chips)
Seat 9: ekicker (8695 in chips)
P-Wub: posts the ante 25
Papy Léon: posts the ante 25
Wezz26: posts the ante 25
spraya: posts the ante 25
sniekp: posts the ante 25
gilmattbert: posts the ante 25
loboz: posts the ante 25
Potolgo: posts the ante 25
ekicker: posts the ante 25
sniekp: posts small blind 200
gilmattbert: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [Ts 7s]
loboz: folds
Potolgo: folds
ekicker: folds
P-Wub: folds
Papy Léon: folds
Wezz26: raises 400 to 800
spraya: folds
sniekp: folds
gilmattbert: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7d 9d]
gilmattbert: checks
Wezz26: bets 800
gilmattbert: raises 2946 to 3746 and is all-in
Wezz26: calls 2946
*** TURN *** [Tc 7d 9d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7d 9d Qs] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gilmattbert: shows [Ts 7s] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Wezz26: shows [Ac 9s] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Wezz26 collected 9517 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9517 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 7d 9d Qs Ad]
Seat 1: P-Wub folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Papy Léon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Wezz26 showed [Ac 9s] and won (9517) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 4: spraya (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sniekp (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: gilmattbert (big blind) showed [Ts 7s] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 7: loboz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Potolgo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ekicker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #12159473840: Tournament #61706372, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/20 - 00:31:04 (ET)
Table '61706372 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: TWIG TWIG (1740 in chips)
Seat 2: Bank05 (1370 in chips)
Seat 3: mieko38 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: Robertico200 (1440 in chips)
Seat 5: mr_patriko (1300 in chips)
Seat 6: mcfuss (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: BrandonLaz (1420 in chips)
Seat 8: kuthkuth (1750 in chips)
Seat 9: gilmattbert (1500 in chips)
mr_patriko: posts small blind 10
mcfuss: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [As Ac]
BrandonLaz: folds
kuthkuth: raises 80 to 100
gilmattbert: raises 1400 to 1500 and is all-in
TWIG TWIG: folds
Bank05: folds
mieko38: folds
Robertico200: folds
mr_patriko: folds
mcfuss: folds
kuthkuth: calls 1400
*** FLOP *** [Jh Kc Kh]
*** TURN *** [Jh Kc Kh] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Kc Kh Qh] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kuthkuth: shows [Ks Ah] (three of a kind, Kings)
gilmattbert: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
kuthkuth collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [Jh Kc Kh Qh 4s]
Seat 1: TWIG TWIG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Bank05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mieko38 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Robertico200 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mr_patriko (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: mcfuss (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: BrandonLaz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: kuthkuth showed [Ks Ah] and won (3030) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 9: gilmattbert showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

PokerStars Game #12160123298: Tournament #61161043, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/20 - 01:23:49 (ET)
Table '61161043 38' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: cdb02fuq (1650 in chips)
Seat 2: Pat Harmon (2800 in chips)
Seat 3: the_duke123 (2910 in chips)
Seat 4: motionvx1 (730 in chips)
Seat 5: gilmattbert (1100 in chips)
Seat 6: crpsdealerJJ (1125 in chips)
Seat 7: Godwad (1305 in chips)
Seat 8: musicman110 (3585 in chips)
Seat 9: haaien (1265 in chips)
gilmattbert: posts small blind 15
crpsdealerJJ: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [Ad Th]
Godwad: folds
musicman110: calls 30
haaien: calls 30
cdb02fuq: folds
Pat Harmon: folds
the_duke123: folds
motionvx1: calls 30
gilmattbert: calls 15
crpsdealerJJ: checks
*** FLOP *** [2c 9h Ts]
gilmattbert: bets 120
crpsdealerJJ: folds
musicman110: folds
haaien: folds
motionvx1: raises 580 to 700 and is all-in
gilmattbert: calls 580
*** TURN *** [2c 9h Ts] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [2c 9h Ts Jh] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gilmattbert: shows [Ad Th] (a pair of Tens)
motionvx1: shows [Tc Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
motionvx1 collected 1550 from pot
gilmattbert said, "about right"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1550 | Rake 0
Board [2c 9h Ts Jh 3s]
Seat 1: cdb02fuq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Pat Harmon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: the_duke123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: motionvx1 (button) showed [Tc Jc] and won (1550) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 5: gilmattbert (small blind) showed [Ad Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: crpsdealerJJ (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Godwad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: musicman110 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: haaien folded on the Flop

PokerStars Game #12160278592: Tournament #61710209, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/20 - 01:38:33 (ET)
Table '61710209 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: ginseng01 (1800 in chips)
Seat 2: Yurik_Ross (1710 in chips)
Seat 3: SLOBRAV97 (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: skrae (1410 in chips)
Seat 5: blinddogg (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: barontwoface (1820 in chips)
Seat 7: rockspazz (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: gilmattbert (1410 in chips)
Seat 9: mrmisfit83 (970 in chips)
ginseng01: posts small blind 10
Yurik_Ross: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [Kd As]
SLOBRAV97: raises 1300 to 1320
skrae: folds
blinddogg is disconnected
blinddogg has timed out while disconnected
blinddogg: folds
blinddogg is sitting out
barontwoface: folds
rockspazz: folds
gilmattbert: raises 90 to 1410 and is all-in
mrmisfit83: folds
ginseng01: folds
Yurik_Ross: calls 1390
SLOBRAV97: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [8d 2d 8c]
Yurik_Ross: bets 300 and is all-in
blinddogg is connected
blinddogg has returned
SLOBRAV97: calls 50 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8d 2d 8c] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [8d 2d 8c Qh] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Yurik_Ross: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
SLOBRAV97: shows [Qc Tc] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
SLOBRAV97 collected 100 from side pot
gilmattbert: shows [Kd As] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
barontwoface said, "lol"
SLOBRAV97 collected 4240 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4340 Main pot 4240. Side pot 100. | Rake 0
Board [8d 2d 8c Qh 2h]
Seat 1: ginseng01 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Yurik_Ross (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces
Seat 3: SLOBRAV97 showed [Qc Tc] and won (4340) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 4: skrae folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: blinddogg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: barontwoface folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rockspazz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: gilmattbert showed [Kd As] and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces
Seat 9: mrmisfit83 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #12160549449: Tournament #61710946, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/20 - 02:06:45 (ET)
Table '61710946 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: takkat (1170 in chips)
Seat 2: zt32 (865 in chips)
Seat 3: Brinzotti (1415 in chips)
Seat 4: Slyck Willy (2775 in chips)
Seat 6: Naapalm (1735 in chips)
Seat 7: 1O6OWAddison (1245 in chips)
Seat 8: gilmattbert (1475 in chips)
Seat 9: tacobello666 (2820 in chips)
Naapalm: posts small blind 25
1O6OWAddison: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [As Ah]
gilmattbert: raises 100 to 150
tacobello666: folds
takkat: folds
zt32: raises 100 to 250
Brinzotti: folds
Slyck Willy: folds
Naapalm: folds
1O6OWAddison: folds
gilmattbert: raises 1225 to 1475 and is all-in
zt32: calls 615 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6d 2c]
*** TURN *** [Kc 6d 2c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6d 2c 8h] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gilmattbert: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
zt32: shows [Ks Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
zt32 collected 1805 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1805 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 6d 2c 8h 7d]
Seat 1: takkat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: zt32 showed [Ks Kd] and won (1805) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: Brinzotti folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Slyck Willy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Naapalm (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: 1O6OWAddison (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: gilmattbert showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: tacobello666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #12160725821: Tournament #61712490, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/20 - 02:27:19 (ET)
Table '61712490 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: RiverMe333 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: CapnJTK (1420 in chips)
Seat 3: Dpity (390 in chips)
Seat 4: Ratsac (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: Freshness81 (1120 in chips)
Seat 6: sjnfla (2940 in chips)
Seat 7: gilmattbert (1410 in chips)
Seat 8: herk222 (1790 in chips)
Seat 9: Two5suited (1460 in chips)
Two5suited: posts small blind 10
RiverMe333: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [Js Jd]
CapnJTK: folds
Dpity: calls 20
Ratsac: folds
Freshness81: folds
sjnfla: calls 20
gilmattbert: raises 80 to 100
herk222: folds
Two5suited: folds
RiverMe333: folds
Dpity: calls 80
sjnfla: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [6d 8c 6s]
Dpity: checks
sjnfla: checks
gilmattbert: bets 300
Dpity: calls 290 and is all-in
sjnfla: folds
*** TURN *** [6d 8c 6s] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8c 6s 9d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dpity: shows [7c Ts] (a straight, Six to Ten)
gilmattbert: shows [Js Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Dpity collected 910 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 910 | Rake 0
Board [6d 8c 6s 9d Ks]
Seat 1: RiverMe333 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: CapnJTK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Dpity showed [7c Ts] and won (910) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 4: Ratsac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Freshness81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: sjnfla folded on the Flop
Seat 7: gilmattbert showed [Js Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 8: herk222 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Two5suited (small blind) folded before Flop

Probably because the highest buy-in you play is $10. Not that I play much higher than that but you can't expect people to play well. It's online poker, sheesh.

check out this gem:
PokerStars Game #12207142481: Tournament #61173161, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/09/22 - 15:14:47 (ET)
Table '61173161 168' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: turminator (2149 in chips)
Seat 2: MadisonAce29 (17050 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: batmanfdl (7910 in chips)
Seat 4: sdoris1212 (23601 in chips)
Seat 5: cjclaw (21535 in chips)
Seat 6: gilmattbert (10970 in chips)
Seat 7: Spilor (10510 in chips)
Seat 8: jbash42 (14050 in chips)
Seat 9: C-LO210 (6378 in chips)
turminator: posts the ante 50
MadisonAce29: posts the ante 50
batmanfdl: posts the ante 50
sdoris1212: posts the ante 50
cjclaw: posts the ante 50
gilmattbert: posts the ante 50
Spilor: posts the ante 50
jbash42: posts the ante 50
C-LO210: posts the ante 50
jbash42: posts small blind 300
C-LO210: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [Tc Kc]
turminator: folds
MadisonAce29: folds
batmanfdl: folds
sdoris1212: folds
cjclaw: folds
gilmattbert: raises 1200 to 1800
Spilor: folds
MadisonAce29 has returned
jbash42: calls 1500
C-LO210: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d Ks 4c]
jbash42: checks
gilmattbert: bets 1800
jbash42: raises 10400 to 12200 and is all-in
gilmattbert: calls 7320 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7d Ks 4c] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7d Ks 4c Jc] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jbash42: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
gilmattbert: shows [Tc Kc] (a pair of Kings)
jbash42 collected 22890 from pot
sham69333 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22890 | Rake 0
Board [7d Ks 4c Jc 5d]
Seat 1: turminator folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MadisonAce29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: batmanfdl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: sdoris1212 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cjclaw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gilmattbert showed [Tc Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: Spilor (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jbash42 (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and won (22890) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: C-LO210 (big blind) folded before Flop

Buy in = 5$

Move up to where they respect your raises

it's not you...

it's the pokerstars machine..

ur not playing against players.ur playing against a computer generated outcome that over "x" amount of hands u know what will happen a large percentage of the time

PokerStars Game #13639102241: Tournament #68767867, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1500/3000) - 2007/12/04 - 00:50:32 (ET)
Table '68767867 76' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: gilmattbert (56431 in chips)
Seat 2: rosssy (104622 in chips)
Seat 3: domino1210 (54557 in chips)
Seat 4: cowman47 (55560 in chips)
Seat 5: escuela (67700 in chips)
Seat 6: slowcheetah1 (41050 in chips)
Seat 7: teledood (57319 in chips)
Seat 8: shiel (35648 in chips)
Seat 9: Spartacus53 (13380 in chips)
gilmattbert: posts the ante 300
rosssy: posts the ante 300
domino1210: posts the ante 300
cowman47: posts the ante 300
escuela: posts the ante 300
slowcheetah1: posts the ante 300
teledood: posts the ante 300
shiel: posts the ante 300
Spartacus53: posts the ante 300
shiel: posts small blind 1500
Spartacus53: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gilmattbert [9h 9s]
gilmattbert: calls 3000
rosssy: calls 3000
domino1210: folds
cowman47 is disconnected
cowman47 is connected
cowman47: calls 3000
escuela: folds
slowcheetah1: folds
teledood: folds
shiel: folds
Spartacus53: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ah 9c Ac]
Spartacus53: bets 10080 and is all-in
gilmattbert: calls 10080
rosssy: folds
cowman47: calls 10080
*** TURN *** [Ah 9c Ac] [5s]
gilmattbert: bets 43051 and is all-in
cowman47: calls 42180 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ah 9c Ac 5s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gilmattbert: shows [9h 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
cowman47: shows [8d As] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
cowman47 collected 84360 from side pot
Spartacus53: shows [7s Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
slowcheetah1 said, "pocket g's"
Spartacus53 collected 23220 from main pot
cowman47 collected 23220 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 130800 Main pot 46440. Side pot 84360. | Rake 0
Board [Ah 9c Ac 5s 5c]
Seat 1: gilmattbert showed [9h 9s] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 2: rosssy folded on the Flop
Seat 3: domino1210 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: cowman47 showed [8d As] and won (107580) with a full house, Aces full of Fives
Seat 5: escuela folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: slowcheetah1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: teledood (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: shiel (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Spartacus53 (big blind) showed [7s Ad] and won (23220) with a full house, Aces full of Fives

because you touch yourself at night