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 Jul 31 2009, 08:03 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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lmao at the way this fag plays this hand SH
PokerStars Game #31109149464: Tournament #181768588, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/08/01 0:14:54 ET
Table '181768588 46' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: tichien007 (2520 in chips)
Seat 2: cali og '83 (4950 in chips)
Seat 3: Shizzmoney (4525 in chips)
Seat 4: calvinho17 (3250 in chips)
Seat 5: AprilDarln13 (2500 in chips)
Seat 6: budnan (23218 in chips)
AprilDarln13: posts small blind 50
budnan: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Js Jh]
tichien007: folds
cali og '83: calls 100
Shizzmoney: raises 400 to 500
calvinho17: folds
AprilDarln13: folds
budnan: folds
cali og '83: raises 400 to 900
Shizzmoney: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [2s 3s Jc]
cali og '83: checks
Shizzmoney: checks
*** TURN *** [2s 3s Jc] [4s]
cali og '83: bets 600
Shizzmoney: raises 3025 to 3625 and is all-in
cali og '83: calls 3025
*** RIVER *** [2s 3s Jc 4s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cali og '83: shows [As Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
Shizzmoney: shows [Js Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Shizzmoney said, "lmao"
cali og '83 collected 9200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9200 | Rake 0
Board [2s 3s Jc 4s 5c]
Seat 1: tichien007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cali og '83 showed [As Ah] and won (9200) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: Shizzmoney showed [Js Jh] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: calvinho17 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: AprilDarln13 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: budnan (big blind) folded before Flop
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Mike Tyson: I sacrifice so much in my life, can I at least get laid, nah'mean? I've been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob?
Twitter name: Seanismoney
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Aug 3 2009, 12:55 PM
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NWP Penny Pro
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doesn't really get any worse than this, I even did a mouse tell by auto checking so i could get the 1200 bluff
PokerStars Game #31209666213: Tournament #183606195, $10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/08/03 21:55:13 WET [2009/08/03 16:55:13 ET]
Table '183606195 31' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: NHL_tickets (11867 in chips)
Seat 2: d3pp (9000 in chips)
Seat 3: OUT7OUT (3879 in chips)
Seat 4: kalahullu (9575 in chips)
Seat 5: Shooz (5022 in chips)
Seat 6: 1rw9 (4215 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: OverallLoser (17760 in chips)
Seat 8: Wade, Die (19055 in chips)
Seat 9: didlers (11500 in chips)
kalahullu: posts small blind 200
Shooz: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [Jh 5c 4d Kh]
1rw9: folds
OverallLoser: folds
Wade, Die: calls 400
didlers: folds
NHL_tickets: folds
d3pp: folds
OUT7OUT: folds
kalahullu: calls 200
Shooz: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd 3c 4h]
kalahullu: checks
Shooz: checks
Wade, Die: bets 1200
kalahullu: folds
Shooz: raises 3422 to 4622 and is all-in
Wade, Die: calls 3422
*** TURN *** [Kd 3c 4h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 3c 4h Jd] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shooz: shows [Jh 5c 4d Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Wade, Die: shows [9c 8s 4c Td] (a straight, Nine to King)
Wade, Die collected 10444 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10444 | Rake 0
Board [Kd 3c 4h Jd Qc]
Seat 1: NHL_tickets folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: d3pp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: OUT7OUT (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kalahullu (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Shooz (big blind) showed [Jh 5c 4d Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 6: 1rw9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: OverallLoser folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Wade, Die showed [9c 8s 4c Td] and won (10444) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 9: didlers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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 pay me to post obv QUOTE(Neverwin) nothing worse than all the filthy degenerates hating, you guys all ruined my day, fuck you all |
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Aug 5 2009, 12:18 PM
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NWP Penny Pro
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Posts: 11,974
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PokerStars Game #31284666753: Tournament #183606197, $10+$1 USD Omaha Pot Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/08/05 21:18:41 WET [2009/08/05 16:18:41 ET]
Table '183606197 9' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: B3rgmann (12150 in chips)
Seat 2: ssylwekk (3016 in chips)
Seat 3: lpeppone (12510 in chips)
Seat 4: Slan (6971 in chips)
Seat 5: Shooz (9090 in chips)
Seat 6: chibbytwo (13805 in chips)
Seat 7: karlo53 (3510 in chips)
Seat 8: MitchRealThe (4613 in chips)
Seat 9: pete8 (13733 in chips)
Shooz: posts small blind 125
chibbytwo: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [5c As Qs Qh]
karlo53 has timed out
karlo53: folds
karlo53 is sitting out
MitchRealThe: folds
pete8: folds
karlo53 has returned
B3rgmann: raises 500 to 750
ssylwekk: calls 750
lpeppone: folds
Slan: folds
Shooz: calls 625
chibbytwo: calls 500
*** FLOP *** [Qd 2d 7d]
Shooz: checks
chibbytwo: checks
B3rgmann: checks
ssylwekk: bets 2266 and is all-in
Shooz: raises 6074 to 8340 and is all-in
chibbytwo: folds
B3rgmann: folds
Uncalled bet (6074) returned to Shooz
*** TURN *** [Qd 2d 7d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 2d 7d Js] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shooz: shows [5c As Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
ssylwekk: shows [Tc Ad 2h Kc] (a straight, Nine to King)
ssylwekk collected 7532 from pot
Shooz said, "fck off"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7532 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 2d 7d Js 9d]
Seat 1: B3rgmann folded on the Flop
Seat 2: ssylwekk showed [Tc Ad 2h Kc] and won (7532) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 3: lpeppone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Slan (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shooz (small blind) showed [5c As Qs Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: chibbytwo (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: karlo53 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MitchRealThe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: pete8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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pay me to post obv QUOTE(Neverwin) nothing worse than all the filthy degenerates hating, you guys all ruined my day, fuck you all |
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Aug 30 2009, 06:24 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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This guy's chat amused me for some reason...
Dealer: DTrain27x posts the small blind of 20
Dealer: gdtunes posts the big blind of 40
Dealer: You have been dealt [2s 4d]
Dealer: curt7844 calls 40
Dealer: rubia0 calls 40
Dealer: TatyanaC folds
Dealer: dozens folds
System: The $15,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($10+$1 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Dealer: chillgill has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: chillgill folds
Dealer: Hard2Rock calls 40
Dealer: parkwaypowell folds
Dealer: DTrain27x folds
TatyanaC: flop top two pairs or a set and any idiot that plays gets into a flush - the only miracle he can ever get - here it is
Dealer: gdtunes raises to 120
Dealer: curt7844 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: curt7844 calls 80
Dealer: rubia0 calls 80
Dealer: Hard2Rock calls 80
Dealer: The flop is [6h Jh Kd]
Dealer: gdtunes bets 320
TatyanaC: i reinstalled this %#&& twice but still same crap
Dealer: curt7844 folds
Dealer: rubia0 folds
Dealer: Hard2Rock folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 320 returned to gdtunes
Dealer: gdtunes mucks
Dealer: gdtunes wins the pot (500)
Dealer: Hand #14377682150
Dealer: gdtunes posts the small blind of 20
Dealer: curt7844 posts the big blind of 40
Dealer: You have been dealt [8c 4c]
Dealer: rubia0 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: rubia0 raises to 140
Dealer: TatyanaC folds
Dealer: dozens folds
TatyanaC: is there a way to complain to the tech department (i know everyone gets unlycky but not like that
Dealer: chillgill folds
Dealer: Hard2Rock folds
Dealer: parkwaypowell folds
Dealer: DTrain27x folds
Dealer: gdtunes folds
Dealer: curt7844 calls 100
Dealer: The flop is [3s 2s 5d]
dozens: email support, see what they say
Dealer: curt7844 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: curt7844 bets 160
dozens: and post the answer on nwp
Dealer: parkwaypowell has 15 seconds left to act
TatyanaC: i might just do that
Dealer: parkwaypowell has reconnected
Dealer: parkwaypowell has timed out
Dealer: parkwaypowell folds
Dealer: parkwaypowell is sitting out
Dealer: DTrain27x folds
Dealer: gdtunes folds
Dealer: curt7844 calls 25
Dealer: parkwaypowell has returned
TatyanaC: this program is soooo buggy that they should be sued for it
Dealer: rubia0 checks
Dealer: The flop is [Ah 8h Ad]
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QUOTE(Jewdonk @ May 29 2008, 01:40 PM)  I am the first to admit that I have a pretty big arsenal of psychological issues and plenty of regrets in my life, but one thing I am not and have never been, is a liar or a thief. I am fucking bi polar basket case, and my life may be a trainwreck of epic proportions...  QUOTE(I4King8U @ Oct 14 2008, 02:41 PM) Is there a bigger internet cocksucker, than Jewdonk? I thought TheKing65 was a no life cunt, but Jewdonk, you have him beat hands down.
It amazes me how this prick manages to ignore every comment aimed at him and thinks he 'wins' because he doesn't reply.
Congratulations Mr 44 year old Jewdonk twat, you truely are a winner in life. |
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Sep 11 2009, 05:35 PM
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Total degen move by me today, have a weakness for turbos, and see the 320 wcoop. see 6 max hyper turbos running for it, so i figure ill give it a go, 500 starting chips 3 min lvls, 25-50 blinds to start. first hand sb shoves i call with kj he has a8 board runs out spades and obv he has the A and I have the K. don't think it was a terrible range to call with there so gg 110 bucks. so i hop in the wcoop. run into this gem
PokerStars Game #32734911441: Tournament #200909023, $300+$20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (60/120) - 2009/09/11 21:22:52 ET
Table '200909023 86' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Baarney111 (8475 in chips)
Seat 2: mwh5195 (2200 in chips)
Seat 3: liquidsyphon (4090 in chips)
Seat 4: sixers03 (6820 in chips)
Seat 5: delaney_kid (4950 in chips)
Seat 6: Abnoe (11550 in chips)
Seat 7: LeeBP (6180 in chips)
Seat 8: DonkCommited (3610 in chips)
Seat 9: Babayaro (6540 in chips)
Baarney111: posts the ante 15
mwh5195: posts the ante 15
liquidsyphon: posts the ante 15
sixers03: posts the ante 15
delaney_kid: posts the ante 15
Abnoe: posts the ante 15
LeeBP: posts the ante 15
DonkCommited: posts the ante 15
Babayaro: posts the ante 15
liquidsyphon: posts small blind 60
sixers03: posts big blind 120
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [Qd Kc]
delaney_kid: folds
Abnoe: folds
LeeBP: folds
DonkCommited: folds
Babayaro: folds
Baarney111: folds
mwh5195: raises 240 to 360
liquidsyphon: calls 300
sixers03: calls 240
*** FLOP *** [5c Td Qh]
liquidsyphon: checks
sixers03: checks
mwh5195: bets 1080
liquidsyphon: raises 1080 to 2160
sixers03: raises 4285 to 6445 and is all-in
mwh5195: calls 745 and is all-in
liquidsyphon: calls 1555 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2730) returned to sixers03
*** TURN *** [5c Td Qh] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [5c Td Qh 9s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
liquidsyphon: shows [Qd Kc] (a pair of Queens)
sixers03: shows [Qc Kd] (a pair of Queens)
liquidsyphon collected 1890 from side pot
sixers03 collected 1890 from side pot
mwh5195: shows [Jc As] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
mwh5195 collected 6690 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10470 Main pot 6690. Side pot 3780. | Rake 0
Board [5c Td Qh 9s 8d]
Seat 1: Baarney111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mwh5195 (button) showed [Jc As] and won (6690) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 3: liquidsyphon (small blind) showed [Qd Kc] and won (1890) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: sixers03 (big blind) showed [Qc Kd] and won (1890) with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: delaney_kid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Abnoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: LeeBP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DonkCommited folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Babayaro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
then i play this about as bad as you can
PokerStars Game #32735194311: Tournament #200909023, $300+$20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2009/09/11 21:32:07 ET
Table '200909023 86' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Baarney111 (8760 in chips)
Seat 2: mwh5195 (4950 in chips)
Seat 3: liquidsyphon (2595 in chips)
Seat 4: sixers03 (4545 in chips)
Seat 5: delaney_kid (5580 in chips)
Seat 6: Abnoe (11705 in chips)
Seat 7: LeeBP (5790 in chips)
Seat 8: DonkCommited (4135 in chips)
Seat 9: Babayaro (6355 in chips)
Baarney111: posts the ante 20
mwh5195: posts the ante 20
liquidsyphon: posts the ante 20
sixers03: posts the ante 20
delaney_kid: posts the ante 20
Abnoe: posts the ante 20
LeeBP: posts the ante 20
DonkCommited: posts the ante 20
Babayaro: posts the ante 20
Abnoe: posts small blind 75
LeeBP: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [9c 9s]
DonkCommited: folds
Babayaro: folds
Baarney111: folds
mwh5195: calls 150
liquidsyphon: calls 150
sixers03: folds
delaney_kid: calls 150
Abnoe: folds
LeeBP: checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 5h 3d]
LeeBP: bets 450
mwh5195: folds
liquidsyphon: raises 750 to 1200
delaney_kid: calls 1200
LeeBP: raises 4420 to 5620 and is all-in
liquidsyphon: calls 1225 and is all-in
delaney_kid: calls 4210 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (210) returned to LeeBP
*** TURN *** [7d 5h 3d] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5h 3d Ad] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LeeBP: shows [7h 5d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
delaney_kid: shows [9d 8d] (a flush, Ace high)
delaney_kid collected 5970 from side pot
liquidsyphon: shows [9c 9s] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
delaney_kid collected 8130 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14100 Main pot 8130. Side pot 5970. | Rake 0
Board [7d 5h 3d Ad 3s]
Seat 1: Baarney111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mwh5195 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: liquidsyphon showed [9c 9s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 4: sixers03 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: delaney_kid (button) showed [9d 8d] and won (14100) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Abnoe (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: LeeBP (big blind) showed [7h 5d] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 8: DonkCommited folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Babayaro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Oct 20 2009, 01:12 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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Yeah, online poker isn't rigged
PokerStars Game #34284401012: Tournament #205390663, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/10/20 17:04:49 ET
Table '205390663 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 8Dany@ces3 (4393 in chips)
Seat 2: Speeri (1205 in chips)
Seat 3: Shizzmoney (1380 in chips)
Seat 4: anteup22 (2630 in chips)
Seat 5: jocanic (3045 in chips)
Seat 6: tosä (965 in chips)
Seat 7: BartekPL (3520 in chips)
Seat 8: mustangdolly (1075 in chips)
Seat 9: XXballonpark (4577 in chips)
tosä: posts small blind 25
BartekPL: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [6d 8d]
mustangdolly: calls 50
XXballonpark: calls 50
8Dany@ces3: folds
Speeri: calls 50
Shizzmoney: calls 50
anteup22: folds
jocanic: folds
tosä: calls 25
BartekPL: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d Td Kd]
tosä: checks
BartekPL: checks
mustangdolly: checks
XXballonpark: checks
Speeri: bets 50
Shizzmoney: raises 1280 to 1330 and is all-in
tosä: calls 915 and is all-in
BartekPL: folds
mustangdolly: calls 1025 and is all-in
XXballonpark: calls 1330
Speeri: folds
*** TURN *** [9d Td Kd] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [9d Td Kd Js] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XXballonpark: shows [Jd Ks] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
Shizzmoney: shows [6d 8d] (a flush, King high)
XXballonpark collected 610 from side pot-2
mustangdolly: shows [Kh Qc] (a straight, Nine to King)
XXballonpark collected 330 from side pot-1
tosä: shows [5c Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
XXballonpark collected 4010 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4950 Main pot 4010. Side pot-1 330. Side pot-2 610. | Rake 0
Board [9d Td Kd Js Jc]
Seat 1: 8Dany@ces3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Speeri folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Shizzmoney showed [6d 8d] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 4: anteup22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jocanic (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: tosä (small blind) showed [5c Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: BartekPL (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: mustangdolly showed [Kh Qc] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 9: XXballonpark showed [Jd Ks] and won (4950) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
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Mike Tyson: I sacrifice so much in my life, can I at least get laid, nah'mean? I've been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob?
Twitter name: Seanismoney
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Oct 20 2009, 02:13 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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PokerStars Game #34287170671: Tournament #207770692, $2.50+$0.25 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/10/20 18:12:40 ET
Table '207770692 172' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Grinder03080 (2700 in chips)
Seat 2: Shizzmoney (5526 in chips)
Seat 3: <<OSKARBET>> (11187 in chips)
Seat 4: MrKlava (1656 in chips)
Seat 5: trader jerry (3075 in chips)
Seat 6: saravillo (10972 in chips)
Seat 7: Migge.it. (2700 in chips)
Seat 8: Mellingster (8648 in chips)
Seat 9: viva_444 (2021 in chips)
Grinder03080: posts small blind 75
Shizzmoney: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Qs Qc]
<<OSKARBET>>: folds
MrKlava: calls 150
trader jerry: raises 2925 to 3075 and is all-in
saravillo: folds
Migge.it.: folds
Mellingster: folds
viva_444: folds
Grinder03080: folds
Shizzmoney: raises 2451 to 5526 and is all-in
MrKlava: folds
Uncalled bet (2451) returned to Shizzmoney
*** FLOP *** [9c Jd Ac]
*** TURN *** [9c Jd Ac] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [9c Jd Ac Th] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
trader jerry: shows [8s 8c] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Shizzmoney said, "lol"
trader jerry collected 6375 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6375 | Rake 0
Board [9c Jd Ac Th 7h]
Seat 1: Grinder03080 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Shizzmoney (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: <<OSKARBET>> folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MrKlava folded before Flop
Seat 5: trader jerry showed [8s 8c] and won (6375) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: saravillo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Migge.it. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Mellingster folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: viva_444 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Mike Tyson: I sacrifice so much in my life, can I at least get laid, nah'mean? I've been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob?
Twitter name: Seanismoney
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