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PokerStars Game #27629716589: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/04/29 14:38:44 ET
Table 'Rimito IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: MrEld ($25.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Shizzmoney ($17.45 in chips)
Seat 4: MisteraceNL ($77.05 in chips)
Seat 5: liana0815 ($33.50 in chips)
Seat 6: catter 99 ($32.85 in chips)
oli1980 was removed from the table for failing to post
MisteraceNL: posts small blind $0.10
liana0815: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [5h Kd Ah Ks]
catter 99: calls $0.25
MrEld: folds
Shizzmoney: calls $0.25
MisteraceNL: raises $0.75 to $1
liana0815: calls $0.75
catter 99: folds
Shizzmoney: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4s 8h]
MisteraceNL: checks
liana0815: bets $0.50
Shizzmoney: raises $4.10 to $4.60
MisteraceNL: folds
yharzu joins the table at seat #3
liana0815: raises $4.10 to $8.70
Shizzmoney: raises $7.75 to $16.45 and is all-in
liana0815: calls $7.75
*** TURN *** [Kh 4s 8h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4s 8h Ac] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
liana0815: shows [Ad 9s Tc As] (three of a kind, Aces)
Shizzmoney: mucks hand
liana0815 collected $34.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36.15 | Rake $1.80
Board [Kh 4s 8h Ac 6h]
Seat 1: MrEld folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Shizzmoney (button) mucked [5c Kd Ah Ks]
Seat 4: MisteraceNL (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: liana0815 (big blind) showed [Ad 9s Tc As] and won ($34.35) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: catter 99 folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #27630234898: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/04/29 14:52:22 ET
Table 'Rimito IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: MrEld ($34 in chips)
Seat 2: Shizzmoney ($19.10 in chips)
Seat 3: yharzu ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 4: MisteraceNL ($73 in chips)
Seat 5: liana0815 ($50.45 in chips)
Seat 6: mybabyben ($9.10 in chips)
MrEld: posts small blind $0.10
Shizzmoney: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [6d Th Kh 8d]
yharzu: folds
MisteraceNL: folds
liana0815: calls $0.25
mybabyben: calls $0.25
MrEld: calls $0.15
Shizzmoney: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6h 4h]
MrEld: checks
Shizzmoney: bets $0.95
liana0815: calls $0.95
mybabyben: folds
MrEld: folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 6h 4h] [Ad]
Shizzmoney: bets $2.80
liana0815: calls $2.80
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6h 4h Ad] [3h]
Shizzmoney: bets $8.10
liana0815: raises $8.10 to $16.20
Shizzmoney: calls $7 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.10) returned to liana0815
*** SHOW DOWN ***
liana0815: shows [2h Ac 5c 5h] (a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
Shizzmoney: mucks hand
liana0815 collected $36.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $38.70 | Rake $1.90
Board [Jh 6h 4h Ad 3h]
Seat 1: MrEld (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Shizzmoney (big blind) mucked [6d Th Kh 8d]
Seat 3: yharzu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MisteraceNL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: liana0815 showed [2h Ac 5c 5h] and won ($36.80) with a straight flush, Deuce to Six
Seat 6: mybabyben (button) folded on the Flop

Every tournament I bust is to something so retarded I honestly can't fathom how I lose so many times.

Once again.. THEY OBV KNOW ITS COMING. LIMP COLD CALL 9X WITH Q 10 OFFSUIT? FUCKING CUNT

PokerStars Game #27636844171: Tournament #158090928, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/29 14:50:25 PT [2009/04/29 17:50:25 ET]
Table '158090928 46' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: AnhHung2k3 (10220 in chips)
Seat 2: rambler gun (10700 in chips)
Seat 3: wanda75 (6928 in chips)
Seat 4: lukedawg87 (3977 in chips)
Seat 5: Sabrina8888 (2940 in chips)
Seat 6: SHIPdaCHIPS (3070 in chips)
Seat 7: UFOFORFUN (3520 in chips)
Seat 9: sniper8225 (2795 in chips)
Sabrina8888: posts small blind 50
SHIPdaCHIPS: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPdaCHIPS [Jh Jd]
UFOFORFUN: folds
sniper8225: folds
AnhHung2k3: folds
Mr nOmadsen is connected
rambler gun: folds
wanda75: calls 100
lukedawg87: raises 255 to 355
Sabrina8888: folds
SHIPdaCHIPS: raises 644 to 999
wanda75: calls 899
lukedawg87: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c Qs 5c]
SHIPdaCHIPS: bets 2071 and is all-in
wanda75: calls 2071
*** TURN *** [3c Qs 5c] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [3c Qs 5c Qh] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SHIPdaCHIPS: shows [Jh Jd] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
wanda75: shows [Qc Th] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)
wanda75 collected 6545 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6545 | Rake 0
Board [3c Qs 5c Qh 3s]
Seat 1: AnhHung2k3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: rambler gun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wanda75 showed [Qc Th] and won (6545) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
Seat 4: lukedawg87 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Sabrina8888 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: SHIPdaCHIPS (big blind) showed [Jh Jd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 7: UFOFORFUN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: sniper8225 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #27830203937: HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit, $2/$4) - 2009/05/04 20:40:08 ET
Table 'Pan' 8-max
Seat 1: CARSTAR ($74 in chips)
Seat 2: AKFALCON ($61.50 in chips)
Seat 3: RobRoy71 ($79.75 in chips)
Seat 4: NYCHUSTLER74 ($141.50 in chips)
Seat 5: cdgolfer ($68.50 in chips)
Seat 6: ben hawkins ($59.25 in chips)
Seat 7: boardrat ($164.75 in chips)
Seat 8: Derel Narley ($63.75 in chips)
RobRoy71: posts the ante $0.25
NYCHUSTLER74: posts the ante $0.25
cdgolfer: posts the ante $0.25
ben hawkins: posts the ante $0.25
boardrat: posts the ante $0.25
Derel Narley: posts the ante $0.25
CARSTAR: posts the ante $0.25
AKFALCON: posts the ante $0.25
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to CARSTAR [Ad]
Dealt to AKFALCON [2s]
Dealt to RobRoy71 [4s]
Dealt to NYCHUSTLER74 [7c]
Dealt to cdgolfer [9d]
Dealt to ben hawkins [Ks Kd Kh]
Dealt to boardrat [Th]
Dealt to Derel Narley [4h]
AKFALCON: brings in for $1
RobRoy71: calls $1
NYCHUSTLER74: calls $1
cdgolfer: folds
ben hawkins: raises $1 to $2
boardrat: folds
Derel Narley: folds
CARSTAR: raises $2 to $4
AKFALCON: calls $3
RobRoy71: calls $3
NYCHUSTLER74: calls $3
ben hawkins: raises $2 to $6
CARSTAR: calls $2
AKFALCON: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
RobRoy71 is disconnected
RobRoy71 has timed out while disconnected
RobRoy71: folds
RobRoy71 is sitting out
NYCHUSTLER74: calls $4
ben hawkins: calls $2
CARSTAR: calls $2
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to CARSTAR [Ad] [Jh]
Dealt to AKFALCON [2s] [Jd]
Dealt to NYCHUSTLER74 [7c] [As]
Dealt to ben hawkins [Ks Kd Kh] [Ac]
ben hawkins: bets $2
CARSTAR: calls $2
AKFALCON: calls $2
NYCHUSTLER74: calls $2
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to CARSTAR [Ad Jh] [5c]
Dealt to AKFALCON [2s Jd] [2c]
Dealt to NYCHUSTLER74 [7c As] [7d]
Dealt to ben hawkins [Ks Kd Kh Ac] [8d]
NYCHUSTLER74: checks
ben hawkins: bets $4
CARSTAR: folds
AKFALCON: calls $4
NYCHUSTLER74: raises $4 to $8
ben hawkins: raises $4 to $12
AKFALCON: folds
NYCHUSTLER74: raises $4 to $16
Betting is capped
ben hawkins: calls $4
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to NYCHUSTLER74 [7c As 7d] [5s]
Dealt to ben hawkins [Ks Kd Kh Ac 8d] [Js]
NYCHUSTLER74: bets $4
ben hawkins: raises $4 to $8
NYCHUSTLER74: calls $4
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to ben hawkins [Ks Kd Kh Ac 8d Js] [9h]
NYCHUSTLER74: bets $4
ben hawkins: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NYCHUSTLER74: shows [7h 9s 7c As 7d 5s 5h] (HI: a full house, Sevens full of Fives)
ben hawkins: shows [Ks Kd Kh Ac 8d Js 9h] (HI: three of a kind, Kings)
NYCHUSTLER74 collected $103 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $106 | Rake $3
Seat 1: CARSTAR folded on the 5th Street
Seat 2: AKFALCON folded on the 5th Street
Seat 3: RobRoy71 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 4: NYCHUSTLER74 showed [7h 9s 7c As 7d 5s 5h] and won ($103) with HI: a full house, Sevens full of Fives
Seat 5: cdgolfer folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ben hawkins showed [Ks Kd Kh Ac 8d Js 9h] and lost with HI: three of a kind, Kings
Seat 7: boardrat folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Derel Narley folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

17 left in a turbo 180 man, this would put me about 2nd or 3rd in chips

how do you instant call this? whats is this guys thought process? is he calling for coin flip value?

PokerStars Game #28529289100: Tournament #166039788, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2009/05/23 12:43:15 ET
Table '166039788 6' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: goahead1985 (11320 in chips)
Seat 2: liquidsyphon (9020 in chips)
Seat 3: Fangol_78 (37606 in chips)
Seat 4: loGz03 (13121 in chips)
Seat 5: 4or Da BREAD (11495 in chips)
Seat 6: make my d938 (12558 in chips)
Seat 7: Raziel2689 (17289 in chips)
Seat 8: Matheucamb13 (40160 in chips)
Seat 9: ratzepu (25554 in chips)
goahead1985: posts the ante 125
liquidsyphon: posts the ante 125
Fangol_78: posts the ante 125
loGz03: posts the ante 125
4or Da BREAD: posts the ante 125
make my d938: posts the ante 125
Raziel2689: posts the ante 125
Matheucamb13: posts the ante 125
ratzepu: posts the ante 125
Matheucamb13: posts small blind 600
ratzepu: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [Kd Ks]
goahead1985: raises 2400 to 3600
liquidsyphon: raises 5295 to 8895 and is all-in
Fangol_78: folds
loGz03: folds
4or Da BREAD: folds
make my d938: folds
Raziel2689: folds
Matheucamb13: folds
ratzepu: folds
goahead1985: calls 5295
*** FLOP *** [4c Ac Jc]
liquidsyphon said, "haha"
*** TURN *** [4c Ac Jc] [9d]
liquidsyphon said, "really?"
*** RIVER *** [4c Ac Jc 9d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
goahead1985: shows [4h 4d] (three of a kind, Fours)
liquidsyphon: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)
liquidsyphon said, "why call there"
goahead1985 collected 20715 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20715 | Rake 0
Board [4c Ac Jc 9d 2h]
Seat 1: goahead1985 showed [4h 4d] and won (20715) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: liquidsyphon showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Fangol_78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: loGz03 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 4or Da BREAD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: make my d938 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Raziel2689 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Matheucamb13 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ratzepu (big blind) folded before Flop

didn't read through this, but its a $12 entry fee, right?

why do you ask dumb questions?

$12
$12
$12

blowjobs on Fremont are 20 to 40 for most broads. if they have respect for themselves, its 40. but, with a bad economy, you can get it for 20.

anyway, the massage parlors are always better because of the cop factor is out the window, but there you are looking at 120 to 200 overall, depending on what you want.

please don't try to analyze $12 tournaments.

find better things to do with your time, like many of the posters here that come up with clever comebacks, as they attempt to embark on a brillant stand up comedy act where they can really make lots of money. its all about the money. lol.

you people are losers.

PokerStars Game #29237912989: Tournament #170919764, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/06/11 4:27:01 ET
Table '170919764 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: MRobot (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: wilhammer (1275 in chips)
Seat 4: mimo666 (2715 in chips)
Seat 6: rorooen (1585 in chips)
Seat 7: gat0x (1520 in chips)
Seat 8: nevoldfart (1895 in chips)
Seat 9: WOWOY (3030 in chips)
mimo666: posts small blind 50
rorooen: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MRobot [Kh Kc]
gat0x: folds
nevoldfart: folds
WOWOY: folds
MRobot: raises 200 to 300
wilhammer: folds
mimo666: raises 400 to 700
rorooen: folds
MRobot: raises 479 to 1179
mimo666: raises 479 to 1658
nevoldfart said, "pot committed"
MRobot: calls 301 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (178) returned to mimo666
WOWOY said, "fold"
*** FLOP *** [As Td Ks]
*** TURN *** [As Td Ks] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [As Td Ks 5c] [7s]
nevoldfart said, "ouch"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mimo666: shows [Ad Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
MRobot: shows [Kh Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
mimo666 collected 3060 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3060 | Rake 0
Board [As Td Ks 5c 7s]
Seat 1: MRobot showed [Kh Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: wilhammer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mimo666 (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and won (3060) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: rorooen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: gat0x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: nevoldfart folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: WOWOY folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #29318397375: Tournament #170106826, $7.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (40/80) - 2009/06/13 9:59:50 ET
Table '170106826 86' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: westbee (770 in chips)
Seat 2: kraamyra (2620 in chips)
Seat 3: liquidsyphon (2805 in chips)
Seat 4: 68_RUSSIA_68 (3090 in chips)
Seat 5: B-Mail (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: Lanky1 (1970 in chips)
Seat 7: FAUSEMBLANT8 (2515 in chips)
Seat 8: Bungchizzle (960 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Jeffrey1983 (2680 in chips)
kraamyra: posts small blind 40
liquidsyphon: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [Qd Qh]
68_RUSSIA_68: folds
B-Mail: folds
Lanky1: folds
FAUSEMBLANT8: folds
Bungchizzle: folds
Jeffrey1983: folds
westbee: raises 160 to 240
kraamyra: folds
liquidsyphon: raises 2565 to 2805 and is all-in
westbee: calls 530 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2035) returned to liquidsyphon
*** FLOP *** [3s 9c Ah]
*** TURN *** [3s 9c Ah] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [3s 9c Ah 8d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
liquidsyphon: shows [Qd Qh] (a pair of Queens)
westbee: shows [Js As] (a pair of Aces)
westbee collected 1580 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1580 | Rake 0
Board [3s 9c Ah 8d 6c]
Seat 1: westbee (button) showed [Js As] and won (1580) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: kraamyra (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: liquidsyphon (big blind) showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: 68_RUSSIA_68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: B-Mail folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lanky1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: FAUSEMBLANT8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bungchizzle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Jeffrey1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)