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PokerStars Game #26798827813: Tournament #153492852, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (300/600) - 2009/04/06 16:43:33 ET Table '153492852 375' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Eham5 (13290 in chips) Seat 2: Shizzmoney (2700 in chips) Seat 3: enup1 (53390 in chips) Seat 4: Downunder31 (42184 in chips) Seat 5: hattuman (15297 in chips) Seat 6: drésdn23 (8370 in chips) Seat 7: joeybech (29275 in chips) Seat 8: budges75 (21630 in chips) Seat 9: sandyxx (26747 in chips) Eham5: posts the ante 70 Shizzmoney: posts the ante 70 enup1: posts the ante 70 Downunder31: posts the ante 70 hattuman: posts the ante 70 drésdn23: posts the ante 70 joeybech: posts the ante 70 budges75: posts the ante 70 sandyxx: posts the ante 70 Shizzmoney: posts small blind 300 enup1: posts big blind 600 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Shizzmoney [Kd 9s] Downunder31: folds hattuman: folds drésdn23: folds joeybech: folds budges75: folds sandyxx: folds Eham5: folds Shizzmoney: raises 2030 to 2630 and is all-in enup1: calls 2030 *** FLOP *** [8c Qs 9d] *** TURN *** [8c Qs 9d] [Ts] *** RIVER *** [8c Qs 9d Ts] [Js] *** SHOW DOWN *** Shizzmoney: shows [Kd 9s] (a straight, Nine to King) enup1: shows [7s 8s] (a flush, Queen high) enup1 collected 5890 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 5890 | Rake 0 Board [8c Qs 9d Ts Js] Seat 1: Eham5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Shizzmoney (small blind) showed [Kd 9s] and lost with a straight, Nine to King Seat 3: enup1 (big blind) showed [7s 8s] and won (5890) with a flush, Queen high Seat 4: Downunder31 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: hattuman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: drésdn23 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: joeybech folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: budges75 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: sandyxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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No bad decision there on your part as you are well below 10m there...arrojo81 isn't making a bad decision either calling you having you covered and being suited with his Ace...It's typical of Stars though to keep the game moving getting the tourney over in 5-6 hours at most...Big stacks moving forward and the little guys with the best of it getting blown out...
It's just as so early in so many of your contests you don't need to put it all in and in EP...Why risk it with without AA or KK to put yourself at risk so early...Sure I see E-dog doing it and Negraneau playing small ball all time..But remember they have sponsers to help out...And write books...But in the future expect them not to win as much unless they change their game...People are gunning for them and starting to take shots at them...
As for betting patterns?...Well the thing is you have to mix those up also...Or the smart players will catch on to you...
Late in a tourney a player may overvalue his hand in EP unless he knows the table real well...You have K-Qs in early and bet...It goes re-raise and re-raise...Now you have to fold and wasted your chips...Better to bet this hand in the CO or Button against those tight blinds if you know them to be...But then even there you have to look at their stacks...Stacks are what you have to watch...Like the hand you posted...You must of known that he'd call you...But it was a good decision on your part to put it all in...
And do you use tools when you play?...The ability to look up a player and know if he's good and how he plays?...
Tourney is always going to be skill with some luck...You have to have both to win...Unless you're Jamie Gold who just lucked into it...
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Well there's no reason to raise there even on the flop for your perceived value with the outs...You're not below 10m and with his chips he's calling you down or even raising you like he did to hit his Gutshot...He got lucky and hit his K...but you could of saved yourself some $$$ by just checking of even folding when he bet...I know it's hard to lay down your draw as it was better than his...Sometimes you should though...But that's me and I hate chasing...Especially with a draw and not many in...Oh sure you had the A but what if he had A-Q for the win or A-J for the chop?...
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Thanks for the cooler stars
PokerStars Game #26882496873: Tournament #153493292, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/08 18:47:00 PT [2009/04/08 21:47:00 ET] Table '153493292 108' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: par4mindy (4050 in chips) Seat 2: polecat36 (2690 in chips) Seat 3: gr1nd3r 420 (5560 in chips) Seat 4: thedududu (6300 in chips) Seat 6: outofbed (2975 in chips) is sitting out Seat 7: BinkYourMom (2960 in chips) Seat 8: SHIPdaCHIPS (1970 in chips) Seat 9: Kris982 (6495 in chips) Kris982: posts small blind 15 par4mindy: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to SHIPdaCHIPS [Kd Jc] polecat36: calls 30 gr1nd3r 420: folds thedududu: folds outofbed: folds BinkYourMom: folds SHIPdaCHIPS: raises 90 to 120 Kris982: calls 105 par4mindy: folds polecat36: calls 90 *** FLOP *** [8h Js Jh] Kris982: checks polecat36: bets 90 pilageboy1 is connected SHIPdaCHIPS: raises 210 to 300 Kris982: folds polecat36: raises 210 to 510 SHIPdaCHIPS: raises 1340 to 1850 and is all-in polecat36: calls 1340 *** TURN *** [8h Js Jh] [7s] *** RIVER *** [8h Js Jh 7s] [Qd] *** SHOW DOWN *** polecat36: shows [8c 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks) SHIPdaCHIPS: shows [Kd Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks) polecat36 collected 4090 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 4090 | Rake 0 Board [8h Js Jh 7s Qd] Seat 1: par4mindy (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: polecat36 showed [8c 8d] and won (4090) with a full house, Eights full of Jacks Seat 3: gr1nd3r 420 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: thedududu folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: outofbed folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BinkYourMom folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: SHIPdaCHIPS (button) showed [Kd Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks Seat 9: Kris982 (small blind) folded on the Flop
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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PokerStars Game #26993003434: Tournament #153493274, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2009/04/11 22:55:31 ET Table '153493274 93' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: buckahunt (8045 in chips) Seat 2: Leo6663 (10644 in chips) Seat 3: xMAESTERx (7400 in chips) Seat 4: Shizzmoney (3295 in chips) Seat 5: littlebr13 (7665 in chips) Seat 6: tm217 (11705 in chips) Seat 7: TejanoSol678 (8745 in chips) Seat 8: banken13 (7845 in chips) Seat 9: TheoryHybrid (3945 in chips) buckahunt: posts the ante 25 Leo6663: posts the ante 25 xMAESTERx: posts the ante 25 Shizzmoney: posts the ante 25 littlebr13: posts the ante 25 tm217: posts the ante 25 TejanoSol678: posts the ante 25 banken13: posts the ante 25 TheoryHybrid: posts the ante 25 Shizzmoney: posts small blind 100 littlebr13: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ac Qs] tm217: folds TejanoSol678: folds banken13: raises 400 to 600 TheoryHybrid: folds buckahunt: folds Leo6663: folds xMAESTERx: folds Shizzmoney: raises 2670 to 3270 and is all-in littlebr13: folds banken13: calls 2670 Shizzmoney said, "nh gg" *** FLOP *** [8c 2c Jd] *** TURN *** [8c 2c Jd] [6c] Shizzmoney said, "all the time" *** RIVER *** [8c 2c Jd 6c] [As] *** SHOW DOWN *** Shizzmoney: shows [Ac Qs] (a pair of Aces) banken13: shows [Ah Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) banken13 collected 6965 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 6965 | Rake 0 Board [8c 2c Jd 6c As] Seat 1: buckahunt folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Leo6663 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: xMAESTERx (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Shizzmoney (small blind) showed [Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 5: littlebr13 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: tm217 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: TejanoSol678 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: banken13 showed [Ah Jc] and won (6965) with two pair, Aces and Jacks Seat 9: TheoryHybrid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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PokerStars Game #26993896673: Tournament #153493281, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/04/11 23:32:52 ET Table '153493281 289' 6-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: mrbigpuff (10305 in chips) Seat 2: JoyfulJJ (8053 in chips) Seat 3: MSpur712 (6713 in chips) Seat 4: antnee12 (22718 in chips) Seat 5: NoB.O.in12 (8285 in chips) Seat 6: Shizzmoney (12770 in chips) mrbigpuff: posts the ante 50 JoyfulJJ: posts the ante 50 MSpur712: posts the ante 50 antnee12: posts the ante 50 NoB.O.in12: posts the ante 50 Shizzmoney: posts the ante 50 antnee12: posts small blind 200 NoB.O.in12: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Shizzmoney [8s 8c] Shizzmoney: raises 900 to 1300 mrbigpuff: folds JoyfulJJ: folds MSpur712: calls 1300 antnee12: folds NoB.O.in12: folds *** FLOP *** [Kd Ac 8h] Shizzmoney: checks MSpur712: bets 5363 and is all-in Shizzmoney: calls 5363 Shizzmoney said, "nh gg" *** TURN *** [Kd Ac 8h] [Qh] *** RIVER *** [Kd Ac 8h Qh] [Th] *** SHOW DOWN *** Shizzmoney: shows [8s 8c] (three of a kind, Eights) MSpur712: shows [Ah Kh] (a flush, Ace high) Shizzmoney said, "obv" MSpur712 collected 14226 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 14226 | Rake 0 Board [Kd Ac 8h Qh Th] Seat 1: mrbigpuff folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: JoyfulJJ folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: MSpur712 (button) showed [Ah Kh] and won (14226) with a flush, Ace high Seat 4: antnee12 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: NoB.O.in12 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: Shizzmoney showed [8s 8c] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
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lol shizz... I don't think saying "nh gg" is working out to well for you.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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Just the same old way to end it all with incredible B.S. ..In this case we have our opponant backing into another hand...And of course runner runner...
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PokerStars Game #27051839226: Tournament #155233605, $10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/04/13 15:08:34 ET Table '155233605 39' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: bic & bac (7635 in chips) Seat 3: jkudi (3890 in chips) Seat 4: papa halko (4635 in chips) Seat 5: xammax 61 (3645 in chips) Seat 6: ttnora (19740 in chips) Seat 7: RayRiverRat (7995 in chips) Seat 8: McDeasil (1360 in chips) Seat 9: Shizzmoney (265 in chips) xammax 61: posts small blind 25 ttnora: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Shizzmoney [Jd Ad 9h 3h] RayRiverRat: calls 50 McDeasil: calls 50 Shizzmoney: raises 215 to 265 and is all-in bic & bac: folds jkudi: calls 265 papa halko: calls 265 xammax 61: folds ttnora: calls 215 RayRiverRat: calls 215 McDeasil: calls 215 *** FLOP *** [Qd 8d Kd] ttnora: bets 300 RayRiverRat: folds Tinu72 is connected McDeasil: folds jkudi: folds papa halko: calls 300 *** TURN *** [Qd 8d Kd] [8s] ttnora: checks papa halko: checks *** RIVER *** [Qd 8d Kd 8s] [4h] ttnora: bets 50 papa halko: raises 550 to 600 ttnora: calls 550 *** SHOW DOWN *** papa halko: shows [Ks 8c Qc Td] (a full house, Eights full of Kings) ttnora: mucks hand papa halko collected 1800 from side pot Shizzmoney: mucks hand papa halko collected 1615 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3415 Main pot 1615. Side pot 1800. | Rake 0 Board [Qd 8d Kd 8s 4h] Seat 1: bic & bac folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: jkudi folded on the Flop Seat 4: papa halko (button) showed [Ks 8c Qc Td] and won (3415) with a full house, Eights full of Kings Seat 5: xammax 61 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: ttnora (big blind) mucked [5c 5d 4c 4d] Seat 7: RayRiverRat folded on the Flop Seat 8: McDeasil folded on the Flop Seat 9: Shizzmoney mucked [Jd Ad 9h 3h]
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PokerStars Game #27065990415: Tournament #155248437, $9.00+$0.90 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/13 22:08:10 ET Table '155248437 20' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: luvmybdr (2580 in chips) Seat 2: uneedtimeout (1945 in chips) Seat 3: Shizzmoney (790 in chips) Seat 4: mininao (3898 in chips) Seat 5: baller425 (3334 in chips) is sitting out Seat 6: shitlow (1415 in chips) Seat 7: nbbacommish (1220 in chips) Seat 8: crunchyclam7 (4060 in chips) Seat 9: Nails309 (1160 in chips) crunchyclam7: posts small blind 50 Nails309: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ks Kd] luvmybdr: folds uneedtimeout: folds Shizzmoney: raises 690 to 790 and is all-in mininao: calls 790 baller425: folds shitlow: folds nbbacommish: calls 790 crunchyclam7: folds Nails309: folds *** FLOP *** [Ah Qs Ac] mininao: bets 500 nbbacommish: calls 430 and is all-in Uncalled bet (70) returned to mininao *** TURN *** [Ah Qs Ac] [Kc] Shizzmoney said, "g-a-y" *** RIVER *** [Ah Qs Ac Kc] [Qc] *** SHOW DOWN *** mininao: shows [Ts Th] (two pair, Aces and Queens) nbbacommish: shows [Qh As] (a full house, Aces full of Queens) mininao said, "lol.. sure" nbbacommish collected 860 from side pot Shizzmoney: shows [Ks Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces) nbbacommish collected 2520 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3380 Main pot 2520. Side pot 860. | Rake 0 Board [Ah Qs Ac Kc Qc] Seat 1: luvmybdr folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: uneedtimeout folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Shizzmoney showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces Seat 4: mininao showed [Ts Th] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens Seat 5: baller425 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: shitlow folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: nbbacommish (button) showed [Qh As] and won (3380) with a full house, Aces full of Queens Seat 8: crunchyclam7 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: Nails309 (big blind) folded before Flop
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Here's some B*llshit for ya ahizzmoney...Typical of Jokerstars...
*********** # 48 ************** PokerStars Game #27067911360: Tournament #152212292, 10FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/04/13 23:20:11 ET Table '152212292 61' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: butchie054 (20787 in chips) Seat 2: rsar51 (4450 in chips) Seat 3: deteric (5799 in chips) Seat 4: WooIsMe (730 in chips) Seat 5: jardaou (6610 in chips) Seat 7: pokerlady259 (105 in chips) Seat 8: Tafkatheman (11385 in chips) Seat 9: Deny2 (17156 in chips) butchie054: posts the ante 50 rsar51: posts the ante 50 deteric: posts the ante 50 WooIsMe: posts the ante 50 jardaou: posts the ante 50 pokerlady259: posts the ante 50 Tafkatheman: posts the ante 50 Deny2: posts the ante 50 Tafkatheman: posts small blind 200 Deny2: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to rsar51 [Qh Kc] Chief3394 is connected butchie054: folds rsar51: calls 400 deteric: folds WooIsMe: folds jardaou: folds pokerlady259: calls 55 and is all-in Tafkatheman: calls 200 Deny2: checks *** FLOP *** [Jc As 6s] Tafkatheman: checks Deny2: checks rsar51: checks *** TURN *** [Jc As 6s] [Td] Tafkatheman: bets 400 Deny2: folds rsar51: calls 400 *** RIVER *** [Jc As 6s Td] [Js] Tafkatheman: bets 1200 rsar51: raises 1200 to 2400 Tafkatheman: raises 8135 to 10535 and is all-in rsar51: calls 1200 and is all-in Uncalled bet (6935) returned to Tafkatheman *** SHOW DOWN *** Tafkatheman: shows [Jd Ts] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens) rsar51: shows [Qh Kc] (a straight, Ten to Ace) Tafkatheman collected 9035 from side pot pokerlady259: shows [Tc 7d] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) Tafkatheman collected 620 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 9655 Main pot 620. Side pot 9035. | Rake 0 Board [Jc As 6s Td Js] Seat 1: butchie054 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: rsar51 showed [Qh Kc] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace Seat 3: deteric folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: WooIsMe folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: jardaou folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: pokerlady259 (button) showed [Tc 7d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens Seat 8: Tafkatheman (small blind) showed [Jd Ts] and won (9655) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens Seat 9: Deny2 (big blind) folded on the Turn
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PokerStars Game #27204266091: Tournament #155233842, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/17 19:23:15 ET Table '155233842 29' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: jeannie120 (1710 in chips) Seat 2: Enkyl.pkr (2960 in chips) Seat 3: Red Hot Chil (1345 in chips) Seat 4: Shizzmoney (3490 in chips) Seat 5: lionelnc (6910 in chips) Seat 6: tommy_boy.co (3390 in chips) Seat 7: Startac37 (3685 in chips) Seat 8: cronulla222 (2980 in chips) Seat 9: Molineux2002 (3320 in chips) cronulla222: posts small blind 15 Molineux2002: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Shizzmoney [Td Ts] jeannie120: folds Enkyl.pkr: folds Red Hot Chil: raises 1315 to 1345 and is all-in Shizzmoney: raises 2145 to 3490 and is all-in lionelnc: folds tommy_boy.co: folds Startac37: folds cronulla222: calls 2965 and is all-in Molineux2002: folds Uncalled bet (510) returned to Shizzmoney *** FLOP *** [8d 2c Jd] Shizzmoney said, "lol" *** TURN *** [8d 2c Jd] [Qd] *** RIVER *** [8d 2c Jd Qd] [Js] *** SHOW DOWN *** cronulla222: shows [Th Tc] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) Shizzmoney: shows [Td Ts] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) cronulla222 collected 1635 from side pot Shizzmoney collected 1635 from side pot Red Hot Chil: shows [8s 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks) Shizzmoney said, "sfghey" Red Hot Chil collected 4065 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 7335 Main pot 4065. Side pot 3270. | Rake 0 Board [8d 2c Jd Qd Js] Seat 1: jeannie120 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Enkyl.pkr folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Red Hot Chil showed [8s 8h] and won (4065) with a full house, Eights full of Jacks Seat 4: Shizzmoney showed [Td Ts] and won (1635) with two pair, Jacks and Tens Seat 5: lionelnc folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: tommy_boy.co folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Startac37 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: cronulla222 (small blind) showed [Th Tc] and won (1635) with two pair, Jacks and Tens Seat 9: Molineux2002 (big blind) folded before Flop
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