i love stars with all my heart

Hand before, this same villain goes to 1 on the shot clock, then calls a check-raised all-in with AdJs vs my AQ on a KdTs8d board, obv ships.......THEN very next hand, this:

PokerStars Game #26652809310: Tournament #150908341, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (60/120) - 2009/04/02 17:25:13 ET
Table '150908341 149' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: kicsidamien (7040 in chips)
Seat 2: Zackattak13 (6170 in chips)
Seat 3: Shizzmoney (1272 in chips)
Seat 4: lims566 (10000 in chips)
Seat 5: openmind75 (12579 in chips)
Seat 6: sony8484 (3538 in chips)
Seat 7: shadowraiser (9585 in chips)
Seat 8: gtaces (10520 in chips)
Seat 9: Rems22 (4583 in chips)
kicsidamien: posts the ante 15
Zackattak13: posts the ante 15
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 15
lims566: posts the ante 15
openmind75: posts the ante 15
sony8484: posts the ante 15
shadowraiser: posts the ante 15
gtaces: posts the ante 15
Rems22: posts the ante 15
gtaces: posts small blind 60
Rems22: posts big blind 120
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Th Ac]
kicsidamien: folds
Zackattak13: folds
Shizzmoney: raises 1137 to 1257 and is all-in
lims566: calls 1257
openmind75: folds
sony8484: folds
shadowraiser: folds
gtaces: folds
Rems22: folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 4d 7h]
Shizzmoney said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [9d 4d 7h] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [9d 4d 7h Ad] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Th Ac] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
lims566: shows [9c Ah] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
lims566 collected 2829 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2829 | Rake 0
Board [9d 4d 7h Ad 9s]
Seat 1: kicsidamien folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Zackattak13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Shizzmoney showed [Th Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 4: lims566 showed [9c Ah] and won (2829) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 5: openmind75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: sony8484 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: shadowraiser (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: gtaces (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Rems22 (big blind) folded before Flop

AQ high obv good on this flop, hey Druff, do you consider this a 6 outer when the money goes in on the turn instead of pre?

PokerStars Game #26653077297: Tournament #200904011, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2009/04/02 17:32:03 ET
Table '200904011 1302' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: tgkwtls (27470 in chips)
Seat 2: Shizzmoney (7625 in chips)
Seat 3: kissy331 (8255 in chips)
Seat 4: evang1986 (15968 in chips)
Seat 5: Brandonbilly (20570 in chips)
Seat 6: atco9 (11340 in chips)
tgkwtls: posts the ante 30
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 30
kissy331: posts the ante 30
evang1986: posts the ante 30
Brandonbilly: posts the ante 30
atco9: posts the ante 30
evang1986: posts small blind 125
Brandonbilly: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Jh Js]
atco9: raises 750 to 1000
tgkwtls: folds
Shizzmoney: calls 1000
kissy331: calls 1000
evang1986: folds
Brandonbilly: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 6s 3h]
atco9: bets 1500
Shizzmoney: raises 5095 to 6595 and is all-in
kissy331: folds
atco9: calls 5095
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
*** TURN *** [6d 6s 3h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [6d 6s 3h 8h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
atco9: shows [Ad Qh] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Shizzmoney: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
atco9 collected 16745 from pot
johnny79 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16745 | Rake 0
Board [6d 6s 3h 8h Qd]
Seat 1: tgkwtls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Shizzmoney showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 3: kissy331 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: evang1986 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Brandonbilly (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: atco9 showed [Ad Qh] and won (16745) with two pair, Queens and Sixes

Standard stuff for me here:

PokerStars Game #26654950937: Tournament #200904021, $10+$1 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2009/04/02 18:21:29 ET
Table '200904021 688' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: makotogo (5942 in chips)
Seat 2: traper1 (15138 in chips)
Seat 3: marcus2385 (2277 in chips)
Seat 4: SashuraPS (2845 in chips)
Seat 5: Beamedic (3355 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: vvatskebeurt (12368 in chips)
Seat 8: Shizzmoney (2080 in chips)
Seat 9: KO King (14505 in chips)
KO King: posts small blind 100
makotogo: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Js As 4s 5c]
traper1: folds
HeIIs-(Fire) is connected
marcus2385: folds
SashuraPS: folds
Beamedic: folds
vvatskebeurt: folds
Shizzmoney: raises 500 to 700
KO King: raises 500 to 1200
makotogo: folds
Shizzmoney: raises 880 to 2080 and is all-in
KO King: calls 880
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ks 8s]
*** TURN *** [Kc Ks 8s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Ks 8s Qd] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KO King: shows [Ac 9c 2c 8c] (HI: two pair, Kings and Eights)
Shizzmoney: shows [Js As 4s 5c] (HI: a pair of Kings)
KO King collected 4360 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4360 | Rake 0
Board [Kc Ks 8s Qd 2h]
Seat 1: makotogo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: traper1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: marcus2385 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SashuraPS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Beamedic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: vvatskebeurt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Shizzmoney (button) showed [Js As 4s 5c] and lost with HI: a pair of Kings
Seat 9: KO King (small blind) showed [Ac 9c 2c 8c] and won (4360) with HI: two pair, Kings and Eights

Give him the FD too, why not?

PokerStars Game #26655420603: Tournament #150908450, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/02 18:34:20 ET
Table '150908450 240' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: AndrewDevine (4755 in chips)
Seat 2: BigMick0 (4460 in chips)
Seat 3: BOOMTOWN8 (4000 in chips)
Seat 4: Shizzmoney (12960 in chips)
Seat 5: paul1256 (5985 in chips)
Seat 6: Bruinsma1987 (1060 in chips)
Shizzmoney: posts small blind 15
paul1256: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ad Qc]
Bruinsma1987: folds
AndrewDevine: calls 30
BigMick0: folds
BOOMTOWN8: raises 90 to 120
Shizzmoney: raises 300 to 420
paul1256: folds
AndrewDevine: folds
BOOMTOWN8: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3s 4s Qd]
Shizzmoney: bets 700
BOOMTOWN8: raises 2880 to 3580 and is all-in
Shizzmoney: calls 2880
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
*** TURN *** [3s 4s Qd] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [3s 4s Qd 7c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Ad Qc] (a pair of Queens)
BOOMTOWN8: shows [Qs 9s] (a flush, King high)
Shizzmoney said, "obv"
BOOMTOWN8 collected 8060 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8060 | Rake 0
Board [3s 4s Qd 7c Ks]
Seat 1: AndrewDevine folded before Flop
Seat 2: BigMick0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BOOMTOWN8 (button) showed [Qs 9s] and won (8060) with a flush, King high
Seat 4: Shizzmoney (small blind) showed [Ad Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: paul1256 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Bruinsma1987 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

?

PokerStars Game #26656969886: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/04/02 19:19:58 ET
Table 'Weber IX' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Shizzmoney ($98.10 in chips)
Seat 2: UnrealBeat ($103.50 in chips)
Seat 3: badgers_uk ($121.50 in chips)
Seat 4: ur_suspect ($105.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Nitewin ($185.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Satori100 ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: Kudu69 ($120 in chips)
Seat 9: supertncg ($74.80 in chips)
Kudu69: posts small blind $0.50
F10PPY: is sitting out
supertncg: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ac Kd]
F10PPY leaves the table
Shizzmoney: raises $3 to $4
UnrealBeat: folds
badgers_uk: folds
ur_suspect: calls $4
lazyhippie joins the table at seat #8
Nitewin: folds
Satori100: folds
Kudu69: folds
supertncg: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Jd Ah]
Shizzmoney: bets $7
ur_suspect: raises $14 to $21
Shizzmoney: raises $73.10 to $94.10 and is all-in
ur_suspect: calls $73.10
*** TURN *** [5d Jd Ah] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5d Jd Ah Tc] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Aces)
ur_suspect: shows [Ad Td] (a flush, Ace high)
ur_suspect collected $194.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $197.70 | Rake $3
Board [5d Jd Ah Tc 3d]
Seat 1: Shizzmoney showed [Ac Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: UnrealBeat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: badgers_uk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ur_suspect showed [Ad Td] and won ($194.70) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Nitewin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Satori100 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Kudu69 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: supertncg (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #26657937033: Tournament #150908450, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/04/02 19:49:59 ET
Table '150908450 240' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: AndrewDevine (22170 in chips)
Seat 2: ladensir1 (3968 in chips)
Seat 3: DrSimanco (2294 in chips)
Seat 4: Shizzmoney (29525 in chips)
Seat 5: paul1256 (6215 in chips)
Seat 6: warry17 (41198 in chips)
AndrewDevine: posts small blind 100
ladensir1: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Qc Ac]
DrSimanco: raises 2094 to 2294 and is all-in
Shizzmoney: raises 27231 to 29525 and is all-in
paul1256: folds
warry17: folds
AndrewDevine: folds
ladensir1: folds
Uncalled bet (27231) returned to Shizzmoney
*** FLOP *** [3d 7c 4s]
*** TURN *** [3d 7c 4s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7c 4s Ks] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DrSimanco: shows [Ts Qh] (a pair of Tens)
Shizzmoney: shows [Qc Ac] (high card Ace)
DrSimanco collected 4888 from pot
Shizzmoney said, "lmao"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4888 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7c 4s Ks Tc]
Seat 1: AndrewDevine (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ladensir1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: DrSimanco showed [Ts Qh] and won (4888) with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: Shizzmoney showed [Qc Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: paul1256 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: warry17 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Thanks for the rail, Sonny. I love it at the end when the guy says, "It's Jokerstars" after, like he's getting implied 10 odds.

PokerStars Game #26660869418: Tournament #150908450, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2009/04/02 21:27:15 ET
Table '150908450 26' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jostein333 (57466 in chips)
Seat 2: flopthervr (32575 in chips)
Seat 3: ozzie1964 (34321 in chips)
Seat 4: itm_247 (61829 in chips)
Seat 5: camiro74 (33449 in chips)
Seat 6: Shizzmoney (33750 in chips)
jostein333: posts the ante 100
flopthervr: posts the ante 100
ozzie1964: posts the ante 100
itm_247: posts the ante 100
camiro74: posts the ante 100
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 100
itm_247: posts small blind 500
camiro74: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Jd Qs]
camiro74 said, "ammazzati itm"
Shizzmoney: raises 2300 to 3300
jostein333: calls 3300
flopthervr: folds
ozzie1964: folds
itm_247: calls 2800
camiro74: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h Js]
itm_247: checks
Shizzmoney: bets 10000
jostein333: calls 10000
itm_247: folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 3h Js] [7c]
Shizzmoney: bets 20350 and is all-in
jostein333: calls 20350
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3h Js 7c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Jd Qs] (three of a kind, Jacks)
jostein333: shows [Tc Td] (a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
jostein333 collected 72200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 72200 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 3h Js 7c Th]
Seat 1: jostein333 showed [Tc Td] and won (72200) with a full house, Tens full of Jacks
Seat 2: flopthervr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ozzie1964 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: itm_247 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: camiro74 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Shizzmoney showed [Jd Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

PokerStars Game #26682182529: Tournament #153023909, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/03 14:25:42 ET
Table '153023909 12' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ObeaBABZ (1675 in chips)
Seat 2: ChewMe1 (2075 in chips)
Seat 3: Rog1402 (1675 in chips)
Seat 4: hce5353 (1395 in chips)
Seat 5: Lachesis09 (2485 in chips)
Seat 6: Shizzmoney (1295 in chips)
Seat 7: xurxo41 (1045 in chips)
Seat 8: LAFAUCHE (2545 in chips)
Seat 9: manchac1956 (810 in chips)
Lachesis09: posts small blind 15
Shizzmoney: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ah As]
xurxo41: raises 1015 to 1045 and is all-in
LAFAUCHE: folds
manchac1956: folds
ObeaBABZ: folds
ChewMe1: folds
Rog1402: folds
hce5353: folds
Lachesis09: folds
Shizzmoney: calls 1015
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ad 2s]
*** TURN *** [Ts Ad 2s] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ad 2s 8s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces)
xurxo41: shows [Kh Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
xurxo41 collected 2105 from pot
Shizzmoney said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2105 | Rake 0
Board [Ts Ad 2s 8s Qh]
Seat 1: ObeaBABZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ChewMe1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rog1402 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: hce5353 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lachesis09 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Shizzmoney (big blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 7: xurxo41 showed [Kh Jh] and won (2105) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 8: LAFAUCHE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: manchac1956 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

This f*cking sh*t's just disgusting Shizz...Oh well...

PokerStars Game #26685584893: Tournament #150908220, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (150/300) - 2009/04/03 16:02:25 ET
Table '150908220 335' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Zeugma88 (10633 in chips)
Seat 2: puwi4712 (10085 in chips)
Seat 3: Peebo-Nard (10172 in chips)
Seat 4: Lex West (8101 in chips)
Seat 5: mavs42 (6158 in chips)
Seat 6: Shizzmoney (3635 in chips)
Seat 7: boss card (7420 in chips)
Seat 8: viewty85 (9649 in chips)
Seat 9: mastercol (5195 in chips)
Zeugma88: posts the ante 40
puwi4712: posts the ante 40
Peebo-Nard: posts the ante 40
Lex West: posts the ante 40
mavs42: posts the ante 40
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 40
boss card: posts the ante 40
viewty85: posts the ante 40
mastercol: posts the ante 40
Shizzmoney: posts small blind 150
boss card: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ac Qc]
viewty85: folds
mastercol: folds
Zeugma88: calls 300
puwi4712: folds
Peebo-Nard: folds
Lex West: raises 700 to 1000
mavs42: folds
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
Shizzmoney: raises 2595 to 3595 and is all-in
boss card: folds
Zeugma88: calls 3295
Lex West: calls 2595
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9d Ks]
Zeugma88: checks
Lex West: bets 4466 and is all-in
Zeugma88: calls 4466
*** TURN *** [Tc 9d Ks] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9d Ks Kh] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Zeugma88: shows [Ad Jh] (three of a kind, Kings)
Lex West: shows [Th Ah] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
Lex West collected 8932 from side pot
Shizzmoney: shows [Ac Qc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Lex West collected 11445 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20377 Main pot 11445. Side pot 8932. | Rake 0
Board [Tc 9d Ks Kh Kd]
Seat 1: Zeugma88 showed [Ad Jh] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: puwi4712 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Peebo-Nard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Lex West showed [Th Ah] and won (20377) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 5: mavs42 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Shizzmoney (small blind) showed [Ac Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 7: boss card (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: viewty85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mastercol folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #26694344084: Tournament #150908342, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (2000/4000) - 2009/04/03 20:11:34 ET
Table '150908342 123' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: poulosplayer (24089 in chips)
Seat 2: MNbassmaster (150413 in chips)
Seat 3: repcatcher (48450 in chips)
Seat 4: bwin969 (177302 in chips)
Seat 5: erboboe (116523 in chips)
Seat 6: Shizzmoney (16947 in chips)
Seat 7: Dave_v_S (124775 in chips)
Seat 8: DoctorLuva (76761 in chips)
Seat 9: vandlsn (186660 in chips)
poulosplayer: posts the ante 500
MNbassmaster: posts the ante 500
repcatcher: posts the ante 500
bwin969: posts the ante 500
erboboe: posts the ante 500
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 500
Dave_v_S: posts the ante 500
DoctorLuva: posts the ante 500
vandlsn: posts the ante 500
MNbassmaster: posts small blind 2000
repcatcher: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Ah 6c]
bwin969: folds
erboboe: folds
Shizzmoney: raises 12447 to 16447 and is all-in
Dave_v_S: folds
DoctorLuva: folds
vandlsn: calls 16447
poulosplayer: folds
MNbassmaster: folds
repcatcher: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 9c Kh]
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
*** TURN *** [4c 9c Kh] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [4c 9c Kh 8c] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [Ah 6c] (high card Ace)
vandlsn: shows [Js Ts] (a pair of Jacks)
vandlsn collected 43394 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 43394 | Rake 0
Board [4c 9c Kh 8c Jh]
Seat 1: poulosplayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MNbassmaster (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: repcatcher (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bwin969 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: erboboe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Shizzmoney showed [Ah 6c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: Dave_v_S folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DoctorLuva folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: vandlsn showed [Js Ts] and won (43394) with a pair of Jacks

Scamming twats

PokerStars Game #26725235223: Tournament #153316738, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2009/04/04 17:06:06 ET
Table '153316738 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 3: Popa_braila (2845 in chips)
Seat 4: yonmon (6639 in chips)
Seat 9: kon_unife (4016 in chips)
Popa_braila: posts the ante 50
yonmon: posts the ante 50
kon_unife: posts the ante 50
Popa_braila: posts small blind 300
yonmon: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to yonmon [Jh Ah]
kon_unife: raises 3366 to 3966 and is all-in
Popa_braila: folds
yonmon: calls 3366
*** FLOP *** [8d Jc 9d]
*** TURN *** [8d Jc 9d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8d Jc 9d 5d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yonmon: shows [Jh Ah] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
kon_unife: shows [9h Ad] (three of a kind, Nines)
kon_unife collected 8382 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8382 | Rake 0
Board [8d Jc 9d 5d 9s]
Seat 3: Popa_braila (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: yonmon (big blind) showed [Jh Ah] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 9: kon_unife (button) showed [9h Ad] and won (8382) with three of a kind, Nines

Why...can't.....I.....win!!!!!111111

PokerStars Game #26791517094: Tournament #153492756, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/06 13:44:26 ET
Table '153492756 47' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: MNTwins4life (3975 in chips)
Seat 2: WillyFanny (7525 in chips)
Seat 3: BONGKING420 (7110 in chips)
Seat 4: oberholzi (6470 in chips)
Seat 5: the_bird1000 (10619 in chips)
Seat 6: roelw (13441 in chips)
Seat 7: kitano00 (3890 in chips)
Seat 8: Synappzz (4745 in chips)
Seat 9: Shizzmoney (7795 in chips)
Synappzz: posts small blind 50
Shizzmoney: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [9c Jc]
MNTwins4life: folds
WillyFanny: raises 200 to 300
BONGKING420: folds
oberholzi: folds
the_bird1000: folds
roelw: folds
kitano00: folds
Synappzz: folds
Shizzmoney: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Tc Kd 5h]
Shizzmoney: checks
WillyFanny: bets 400
Shizzmoney: calls 400
*** TURN *** [Tc Kd 5h] [Qd]
Shizzmoney: checks
WillyFanny: bets 700
Shizzmoney: raises 1450 to 2150
WillyFanny: raises 4675 to 6825 and is all-in
Shizzmoney: calls 4675
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
*** RIVER *** [Tc Kd 5h Qd] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [9c Jc] (a straight, Nine to King)
WillyFanny: shows [As Ks] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
WillyFanny collected 15100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15100 | Rake 0
Board [Tc Kd 5h Qd Jh]
Seat 1: MNTwins4life folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: WillyFanny showed [As Ks] and won (15100) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: BONGKING420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: oberholzi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: the_bird1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: roelw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kitano00 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Synappzz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Shizzmoney (big blind) showed [9c Jc] and lost with a straight, Nine to King

Looks like I won't be playing the $162 HU thanks to this brutal chop (that I called in my apt while my stoned friends rail).

PokerStars Game #26793052232: Tournament #153802431, $40.50+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (25/50) - 2009/04/06 14:25:14 ET
Table '153802431 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Shizzmoney (440 in chips)
Seat 2: c Dannon s (560 in chips)
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 10
c Dannon s: posts the ante 10
c Dannon s: posts small blind 25
Shizzmoney: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [8h Ah]
c Dannon s: raises 500 to 550 and is all-in
Shizzmoney: calls 380 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (120) returned to c Dannon s
*** FLOP *** [6d 4h 2c]
*** TURN *** [6d 4h 2c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 4h 2c 3c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzmoney: shows [8h Ah] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
c Dannon s: shows [8s Js] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Shizzmoney said, "lmao"
Shizzmoney collected 440 from pot
c Dannon s collected 440 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 880 | Rake 0
Board [6d 4h 2c 3c 5s]
Seat 1: Shizzmoney (big blind) showed [8h Ah] and won (440) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 2: c Dannon s (button) (small blind) showed [8s Js] and won (440) with a straight, Deuce to Six

This is so early in the tourney Shizz at level one to be challanging someone...How did you already get so low on chips?...You must be like E-dog and trying to build up a stack fast...Is that how you play?...So many hands I see you putting it all in with just an Ace...I mean if you think you need to play some of this pots wouldn't it be better to just call and see the flop?...Then at least you have some folding equity...

What kind of blinds times are you usually playing?..Turbo 5 minutes or longer...In the turbos sure you have to move fast...But if the blind changes are 15 minutes or more play a tighter game and be more selective...Wait for the pairs and big cards and suited connectors in postition and if you can get in cheap...Change your game some and tend to be less b*lls for the walls I think...

SUPERSONNY

In that tourney before, it was a turbo satellite to the $162 HU SCOOP on Stars. I just wanted to post the hand to show more Stars shenanigans.

Most of these tournies I play are not turbos........I don't play them usually b/c I like to see flops and play in later streets b/c most of the play is so bad, as well as to see more hands in an orbit=more chances to win/steal.

It's just sometimes you gotta make a move when the blinds get higher, and I make a move with the best hand most of time as you can see. Not getting rewarded pisses me the fuck off.

Calling with just an Ace PF is so weak, you have no idea where you are at, and raising with any hand defines ranges as well as gives you fold equity on all streets. If I limp AQ and miss, I have to fold to any resistance. If I raise AQ, and the flop comes 48T and the villain checks, I can be any amount and about 50-70% of the time I'll take it down, depending on the villain.

And I bet big on Stars b.c as you see, I get action from inferior hands all the time and lost value is worse than folding b/c it is so hard to make a hand in Hold Em and poker in general. Good betting patterns are like good play action in football, it has to look the same all the time otherwise you give it away. In some of the instances, the villains have been raising ME all-in with just the Ace or a small PP when I have the best of it!

Here's another:

PokerStars Game #26795043018: Tournament #153492800, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/04/06 15:14:55 ET
Table '153492800 278' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: arrojo81 (18233 in chips)
Seat 2: charderozo77 (13161 in chips)
Seat 3: Shizzmoney (2010 in chips)
Seat 4: numis75 (26088 in chips)
Seat 5: rehugo (15441 in chips)
Seat 6: RQD_Cecil (9305 in chips)
Seat 7: MAHEL28 (44020 in chips)
Seat 8: hkvvv (8830 in chips)
Seat 9: harrmont (16785 in chips)
arrojo81: posts the ante 50
charderozo77: posts the ante 50
Shizzmoney: posts the ante 50
numis75: posts the ante 50
rehugo: posts the ante 50
RQD_Cecil: posts the ante 50
MAHEL28: posts the ante 50
hkvvv: posts the ante 50
harrmont: posts the ante 50
harrmont: posts small blind 200
arrojo81: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzmoney [Kh As]
charderozo77: folds
Shizzmoney: raises 1560 to 1960 and is all-in
numis75: folds
rehugo: folds
RQD_Cecil: folds
MAHEL28: folds
hkvvv: folds
harrmont: folds
arrojo81: calls 1560
Shizzmoney said, "nh gg"
*** FLOP *** [Td Qh Qd]
Shizzmoney said, "so ghey"
*** TURN *** [Td Qh Qd] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Td Qh Qd 9s] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
arrojo81: shows [5d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
Shizzmoney: shows [Kh As] (a pair of Queens)
Shizzmoney said, "so fghey"
arrojo81 collected 4570 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4570 | Rake 0
Board [Td Qh Qd 9s 2d]
Seat 1: arrojo81 (big blind) showed [5d Ad] and won (4570) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: charderozo77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Shizzmoney showed [Kh As] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: numis75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: rehugo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RQD_Cecil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: MAHEL28 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hkvvv (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: harrmont (small blind) folded before Flop