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at least i dodged the 8
PokerStars Game #11580592431: Hold'em Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/19 - 19:34:37 (ET)
Table 'Iphigenia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: unclebucky1 ($126 in chips)
Seat 2: flipflapflop ($363.50 in chips)
Seat 3: smsuslacker ($150.50 in chips)
Seat 4: luckygirl811 ($159 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinsKid ($156 in chips)
Seat 6: tjg024 ($159 in chips)
flipflapflop: posts small blind $2
smsuslacker: posts big blind $5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to smsuslacker [Kc 9c]
luckygirl811: folds
RobinsKid: folds
tjg024: folds
unclebucky1: folds
flipflapflop: raises $5 to $10
smsuslacker: raises $5 to $15
flipflapflop: raises $5 to $20
Betting is capped
smsuslacker: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ks Tc]
flipflapflop: bets $5
smsuslacker: raises $5 to $10
flipflapflop: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Jd Ks Tc] [9d]
flipflapflop: checks
smsuslacker: bets $10
flipflapflop: raises $10 to $20
smsuslacker: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ks Tc 9d] [Qc]
flipflapflop: checks
smsuslacker: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
flipflapflop: shows [6d 7c] (a straight, Nine to King)
smsuslacker: shows [Kc 9c] (a straight, Nine to King)
flipflapflop collected $48.50 from pot
smsuslacker collected $48.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100 | Rake $3
Board [Jd Ks Tc 9d Qc]
Seat 1: unclebucky1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: flipflapflop (small blind) showed [6d 7c] and won ($48.50) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 3: smsuslacker (big blind) showed [Kc 9c] and won ($48.50) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 4: luckygirl811 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: RobinsKid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: tjg024 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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PokerStars Game #11623260497: Tournament #58969293, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/08/22 - 01:18:46 (ET)
Table '58969293 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: ThunderTeam (4205 in chips)
Seat 5: harrris2033 (3745 in chips)
Seat 8: liquidsyphon (2810 in chips)
Seat 9: squar3b3ar (2740 in chips)
ThunderTeam: posts the ante 25
harrris2033: posts the ante 25
liquidsyphon: posts the ante 25
squar3b3ar: posts the ante 25
liquidsyphon: posts small blind 200
squar3b3ar: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [As Ac]
ThunderTeam: raises 800 to 1200
harrris2033: folds
liquidsyphon: raises 1585 to 2785 and is all-in
squar3b3ar: folds
ThunderTeam: calls 1585
*** FLOP *** [Js Kd 4s]
*** TURN *** [Js Kd 4s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Js Kd 4s 2s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
liquidsyphon: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
ThunderTeam: shows [Kh Jd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
ThunderTeam collected 6070 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6070 | Rake 0
Board [Js Kd 4s 2s 8d]
Seat 2: ThunderTeam showed [Kh Jd] and won (6070) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: harrris2033 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: liquidsyphon (small blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: squar3b3ar (big blind) folded before Flop
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this is what i get for takeing a shot
PokerStars Game #11714259835: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/27 - 00:30:06 (ET)
Table 'Sun' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: traveller ($958.80 in chips)
Seat 2: 777NMC ($940 in chips)
Seat 3: Toomuch42 ($1040.50 in chips)
Seat 4: doux371 ($1132.75 in chips)
Seat 5: HeIIo, Jerry ($1000 in chips)
Seat 6: uspokerstore ($340.75 in chips)
Seat 7: liquidsyphon ($268.90 in chips)
Seat 8: pblunter1978 ($282 in chips)
Seat 9: gotvoip ($1497 in chips)
uspokerstore: posts small blind $5
liquidsyphon: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [Jd Ad]
pblunter1978: folds
gotvoip: folds
traveller: folds
777NMC: folds
Toomuch42: folds
doux371: calls $10
HeIIo, Jerry: folds
uspokerstore: calls $5
liquidsyphon: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h Ts Ac]
uspokerstore: checks
liquidsyphon: bets $30
doux371: calls $30
uspokerstore: folds
*** TURN *** [9h Ts Ac] [5h]
liquidsyphon: bets $70
doux371: calls $70
*** RIVER *** [9h Ts Ac 5h] [Js]
liquidsyphon: bets $120
doux371: raises $120 to $240
liquidsyphon: calls $38.90 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
doux371: shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
liquidsyphon: mucks hand
doux371 collected $544.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $547.80 | Rake $3
Board [9h Ts Ac 5h Js]
Seat 1: traveller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 777NMC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Toomuch42 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: doux371 showed [8s 7d] and won ($544.80) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 5: HeIIo, Jerry (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: uspokerstore (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: liquidsyphon (big blind) mucked [Jd Ad]
Seat 8: pblunter1978 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gotvoip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
promptly deposited 600 on full tilt only to hop into a 30/60 game and lose a 584 dollar pot with AA vs 95 off suit obv he rivers his straight after pissing away 200 dollars on a gut shot
emailed full tilt to shut down my account
emailed stars to shut down my account
:nice tilt
-1k in an hour
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(liquidsyphon)
this is what i get for takeing a shot
PokerStars Game #11714259835: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/27 - 00:30:06 (ET)
Table 'Sun' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: traveller ($958.80 in chips)
Seat 2: 777NMC ($940 in chips)
Seat 3: Toomuch42 ($1040.50 in chips)
Seat 4: doux371 ($1132.75 in chips)
Seat 5: HeIIo, Jerry ($1000 in chips)
Seat 6: uspokerstore ($340.75 in chips)
Seat 7: liquidsyphon ($268.90 in chips)
Seat 8: pblunter1978 ($282 in chips)
Seat 9: gotvoip ($1497 in chips)
uspokerstore: posts small blind $5
liquidsyphon: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [Jd Ad]
pblunter1978: folds
gotvoip: folds
traveller: folds
777NMC: folds
Toomuch42: folds
doux371: calls $10
HeIIo, Jerry: folds
uspokerstore: calls $5
liquidsyphon: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h Ts Ac]
uspokerstore: checks
liquidsyphon: bets $30
doux371: calls $30
uspokerstore: folds
*** TURN *** [9h Ts Ac] [5h]
liquidsyphon: bets $70
doux371: calls $70
*** RIVER *** [9h Ts Ac 5h] [Js]
liquidsyphon: bets $120
doux371: raises $120 to $240
liquidsyphon: calls $38.90 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
doux371: shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
liquidsyphon: mucks hand
doux371 collected $544.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $547.80 | Rake $3
Board [9h Ts Ac 5h Js]
Seat 1: traveller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 777NMC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Toomuch42 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: doux371 showed [8s 7d] and won ($544.80) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 5: HeIIo, Jerry (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: uspokerstore (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: liquidsyphon (big blind) mucked [Jd Ad]
Seat 8: pblunter1978 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gotvoip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
promptly deposited 600 on full tilt only to hop into a 30/60 game and lose a 584 dollar pot with AA vs 95 off suit obv he rivers his straight after pissing away 200 dollars on a gut shot
emailed full tilt to shut down my account
emailed stars to shut down my account
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PokerStars Game #11846166785: Tournament #60119071, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/03 - 10:22:22 (ET)
Table '60119071 1' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: liquidsyphon (1440 in chips)
Seat 2: Pokerteam1 (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: muki4pro (2825 in chips)
Seat 7: theak83 (1320 in chips)
Seat 8: van Mourik (3850 in chips)
Seat 9: Easyrider38 (4240 in chips)
van Mourik: posts small blind 15
Easyrider38: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to liquidsyphon [Kh Kc]
liquidsyphon: raises 90 to 120
Pokerteam1: folds
muki4pro: folds
theak83: folds
van Mourik: raises 3730 to 3850 and is all-in
Easyrider38: folds
liquidsyphon: calls 1320 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4c 8d Qc]
*** TURN *** [4c 8d Qc] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4c 8d Qc Tc] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
van Mourik: shows [4s 2s] (three of a kind, Fours)
liquidsyphon: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
van Mourik collected 2910 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2910 | Rake 0
Board [4c 8d Qc Tc 4h]
Seat 1: liquidsyphon showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 2: Pokerteam1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: muki4pro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: theak83 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: van Mourik (small blind) showed [4s 2s] and won (2910) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 9: Easyrider38 (big blind) folded before Flop
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What's with the bad beat / aww poor fucking me stories??????????? Every poker player alive has 1000 of them. Why do you think we want to hear about yours?
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QUOTE(hutmaster @ Sep 21 2007, 08:46 PM)
What's with the bad beat / aww poor fucking me stories??????????? Every poker player alive has 1000 of them. Why do you think we want to hear about yours?
then why are you even in the hand history forum? hmmmmmmm?
fucking idiot
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QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Sep 21 2007, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE(hutmaster @ Sep 21 2007, 08:46 PM)
What's with the bad beat / aww poor fucking me stories??????????? Every poker player alive has 1000 of them. Why do you think we want to hear about yours?
then why are you even in the hand history forum? hmmmmmmm?
fucking idiot
Besides winning at poker, I guess you have trouble reading too, douche bag. "Post your hand histories here, discuss others. Bad-beat hand histories are allowed, but should be ridiculed" You are a fucking "whale"! How many god-damned times have you missed that little line? As to why I am in the hand-history form..............to ridicule douches like you!!!!! Rack em Jimmy, I'm out!
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QUOTE(hutmaster @ Sep 21 2007, 10:42 PM)
QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Sep 21 2007, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE(hutmaster @ Sep 21 2007, 08:46 PM)
What's with the bad beat / aww poor fucking me stories??????????? Every poker player alive has 1000 of them. Why do you think we want to hear about yours?
then why are you even in the hand history forum? hmmmmmmm?
fucking idiot
Besides winning at poker, I guess you have trouble reading too, douche bag. "Post your hand histories here, discuss others. Bad-beat hand histories are allowed, but should be ridiculed" You are a fucking "whale"! How many god-damned times have you missed that little line? As to why I am in the hand-history form..............to ridicule douches like you!!!!! Rack em Jimmy, I'm out!
you have a bright future here on nwp
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QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Sep 21 2007, 02:55 PM)
QUOTE(hutmaster @ Sep 21 2007, 10:42 PM)
QUOTE(liquidsyphon @ Sep 21 2007, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE(hutmaster @ Sep 21 2007, 08:46 PM)
What's with the bad beat / aww poor fucking me stories??????????? Every poker player alive has 1000 of them. Why do you think we want to hear about yours?
then why are you even in the hand history forum? hmmmmmmm?
fucking idiot
Besides winning at poker, I guess you have trouble reading too, douche bag. "Post your hand histories here, discuss others. Bad-beat hand histories are allowed, but should be ridiculed" You are a fucking "whale"! How many god-damned times have you missed that little line? As to why I am in the hand-history form..............to ridicule douches like you!!!!! Rack em Jimmy, I'm out!
you have a bright future here on nwp
I certainly hope so and thank you for the warm welcome!
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this ones for you hutmaster, its even a 70 fpp flame away!
PokerStars Game #12204496206: Tournament #61939254, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/09/22 - 12:39:33 (ET) Table '61939254 1' 10-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: kingkevin (7650 in chips) Seat 8: liquidsyphon (7350 in chips) kingkevin: posts the ante 25 liquidsyphon: posts the ante 25 liquidsyphon: posts small blind 200 kingkevin: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to liquidsyphon [Qd As] liquidsyphon: raises 1200 to 1600 kingkevin: raises 6025 to 7625 and is all-in liquidsyphon: calls 5725 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [Tc 6h 7d] liquidsyphon said, "haha" *** TURN *** [Tc 6h 7d] [Kd] *** RIVER *** [Tc 6h 7d Kd] [2h] *** SHOW DOWN *** kingkevin: shows [Ad Ts] (a pair of Tens) liquidsyphon: shows [Qd As] (high card Ace) kingkevin said, "cya" kingkevin collected 14700 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 14700 | Rake 0 Board [Tc 6h 7d Kd 2h] Seat 1: kingkevin (big blind) showed [Ad Ts] and won (14700) with a pair of Tens Seat 8: liquidsyphon (button) (small blind) showed [Qd As] and lost with high card Ace
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There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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PokerStars Game #12958855751: Tournament #65234052, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2007/10/31 - 15:42:03 (ET) Table '65234052 86' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: psmimi1958 (7685 in chips) Seat 2: replayboye (4952 in chips) Seat 3: korjae (5050 in chips) Seat 4: sarah63 (11423 in chips) Seat 5: liquidsyphon (1065 in chips) Seat 6: penhead_13 (3760 in chips) Seat 7: icreaman (6465 in chips) Seat 8: marco007 (7671 in chips) Seat 9: monta01 (7610 in chips) psmimi1958: posts the ante 50 replayboye: posts the ante 50 korjae: posts the ante 50 sarah63: posts the ante 50 liquidsyphon: posts the ante 50 penhead_13: posts the ante 50 icreaman: posts the ante 50 marco007: posts the ante 50 monta01: posts the ante 50 marco007: posts small blind 200 monta01: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to liquidsyphon [7c 7s] psmimi1958: folds replayboye: folds korjae: folds sarah63: raises 400 to 800 liquidsyphon: raises 215 to 1015 and is all-in penhead_13: folds icreaman: folds marco007: folds monta01: folds sarah63: calls 215 *** FLOP *** [6d As Td] *** TURN *** [6d As Td] [6c] liquidsyphon said, "obv" *** RIVER *** [6d As Td 6c] [9d] *** SHOW DOWN *** sarah63: shows [6h 6s] (four of a kind, Sixes) liquidsyphon: shows [7c 7s] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes) liquidsyphon said, "****ing joke" sarah63 collected 3080 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3080 | Rake 0 Board [6d As Td 6c 9d] Seat 1: psmimi1958 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: replayboye folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: korjae folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: sarah63 showed [6h 6s] and won (3080) with four of a kind, Sixes Seat 5: liquidsyphon showed [7c 7s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes Seat 6: penhead_13 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: icreaman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: marco007 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: monta01 (big blind) folded before Flop
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I SUCK WHEN I FLOP A SET OF FUCKING 5'S
PokerStars Game #12971288046: Tournament #65234147, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/11/01 - 07:09:01 (ET) Table '65234147 5' 9-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 2: Dalken (16378 in chips) Seat 3: SHIPdaCHIPS (14938 in chips) Seat 4: tigerpoker13 (19706 in chips) Seat 5: N0Soup4U (30103 in chips) Seat 6: Izette_17 (8265 in chips) Seat 7: knapzakje (5537 in chips) Seat 8: statjunkie4 (3101 in chips) Seat 9: HaHiHo (9514 in chips) Dalken: posts the ante 25 SHIPdaCHIPS: posts the ante 25 tigerpoker13: posts the ante 25 N0Soup4U: posts the ante 25 Izette_17: posts the ante 25 knapzakje: posts the ante 25 statjunkie4: posts the ante 25 HaHiHo: posts the ante 25 knapzakje: posts small blind 200 statjunkie4: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to SHIPdaCHIPS [5h 5c] HaHiHo: calls 400 Dalken: folds SHIPdaCHIPS: raises 800 to 1200 tigerpoker13: folds N0Soup4U: folds Katte-M is connected Izette_17: folds knapzakje: folds statjunkie4: raises 1876 to 3076 and is all-in HaHiHo: folds SHIPdaCHIPS: calls 1876 *** FLOP *** [7s 2s 5s] *** TURN *** [7s 2s 5s] [6s] *** RIVER *** [7s 2s 5s 6s] [Ts] *** SHOW DOWN *** statjunkie4: shows [9d Jd] (a flush, Ten high) SHIPdaCHIPS: shows [5h 5c] (a flush, Ten high) statjunkie4 collected 3476 from pot SHIPdaCHIPS collected 3476 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 6952 | Rake 0 Board [7s 2s 5s 6s Ts] Seat 2: Dalken folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: SHIPdaCHIPS showed [5h 5c] and won (3476) with a flush, Ten high Seat 4: tigerpoker13 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: N0Soup4U folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Izette_17 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: knapzakje (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: statjunkie4 (big blind) showed [9d Jd] and won (3476) with a flush, Ten high Seat 9: HaHiHo folded before Flop
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
Aug 19 2007, 03:37 PM
