"Beat the Russki"

The GCC invented a new poker game on this cruise, and we played it for about 10 hours yesterday. It's called Beat the Russki because Eugeneel is Russian, and the rest of the GCC would get wasted and come back to the cabin and start hitting him with pillows, calling the game "Beat the Russki"

They wanted to make it into a card game, and the brainstorming...

It's the Hall of Fame.

not necessarily the best, but definitely the most memorable threads ever on NWP.

Yes some of the pictures are jacked up / links dead. Please report any to fckvwls if you find something fucked up. Within this forum you will be able to see such gems as "Gavin Griffin's penis" and "David Williams eating an old white bitch's as...

Micon's Note: This is the original thread for the David Williams porno. In short, I give you my word that he was 100% absolutely in an ass licking, foot-fetish porno. A great place to find all the info without the dead links is here:

http://starknakedpoker.b

Editor's Note: With this thread over 30 pages long, you likely are intimidated by the size of this whole thing, and probably want to just get down to the nitty-gritty. If you want a pretty good summary of what former mod FckVwls did to NWPer "icfishies", go to this link:

I wake up one day, same as every day, to a good ole power bar. Considering I never forced myself to go to school, never hit on any chicks, and just basically sat in my luxury Irvine apartment, I would say my life was pretty simple. I coerced my roommate into a 16 dollar loan again, not thinking of how losses in the same game I had recently seen, but about how much I was going to own everyone onc...

I had not set eyes on a dickgirl untill I came here to NWP. So thanks guys for once again helping me learn.

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60 fucking minutes.

Druff has made it to the big time.

Watch / rail here

DON'T GET SHUT OUT

tonight / 7pm wherever you are

RUUUUUUUUN, bitches.

negative 6 foot elevation + 25 foot storm surge = you're fucked

-B

I am pleased to announce that I have received $ from a very famous professional poker player that has been on TV more than 4 times. I cannot confirm nor deny any guesses as to who the pro is. Either she OR he has asked to remain anonymous. Furthermore the pro is not someone you would think of as a Jewdonk fan, but they are. NWP blowin' the fuck up, obv.

The terms of the stake a...

this is largely unedited and crappy LOL

but ... lol, still amusing.

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:cry:

Uhm. Ok, so I'm not getting paid for a couple of weeks and I'm dirt poor. I'd like to see if anyone here would like to contribute to a "get michael some food and drink" fund. Now, I don't plan on rolling anyone, as I don't think I'll be able to pay any of you back for this fund. It's just not feasible. There are 3 angels on this board who I owe money to for he...

I have a very old and damaged photo i need cleaned up. Not sure if it can actually be fixed but if any of you photoshoppers can repair this i will pay you $25 on stars

I can't believe this guy isn't locked up in a maximum security facility.

It must be divine intervention, because Mark is on the brink of a complete meltdown in more ways than one. I guarantee you I will never play poker or golf or any other activity that requires me to be within 10 miles of this total head case ever again.

See, here is the kicker...
...

Let's do it.

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lol watching this, my hand holding the phone was moving up and down with her flow. dont know why the converter put that text shit up, got the original if someone wants to fix it up.

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Got it today in the mail. Jacked off like 9 times already. I really would have liked to see open vag, but overall very nice.



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*** update 3/8/08 Other sites that found this info waaaay before we did / David Sklansky thread on 4 if it's still up but don't worry I have a copy:
http://www.internettexasholdem.com/phpbb2/...ad-vt46552.html

Hello Michael -
I don't think you "deserve" another chance. It's not about how much
rake
you pay us. Your words were (and I quote)

> WHEN I SEE LEE JONES IM GOING TO FUCKING BASH HIS CRANIUM IN WITH A
> WAFFLER

I don't care if you paid us $1000 in rake every week. I don't care if
were
drunk or not - *nobody* deserves that kind o...

ftops razz

1/7

sn scotyno

Just wanted to thank the party/parties responsible who sent another round of emails to our store in Dublin, Ca. today.

:glory

I was called into our finance managers office about an hour ago and informed that I was being 'let go'..speci

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Whois:
Ask Abuse.Net


Server Used:
felonpoker.com =

Registrant:
Mark Reynolds
2942 Sabrina court
Sacramento California 95828
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com Inc. http://www.godaddy.com ...

this board sucks lately. I thought I would try to spicen it up.


Don't know what else to say but Im drunk and this was previously a secret to everyone, even poeople i know personally.

That is one horny girl that loves the cack. Im not sure if she checks the boards anymore but if she does it doesnt really matter. I dont think she could say much to make me look b...

i downloaded the Carmen Electra Strip Poker DVD which the lovely Erica appears in. took some screen caps for those that havent seen it.

Over the past few months I have provided countless site to site transfers for many regular nwp'ers/highstakes player and basically any degen that needed to move funds across sites. Some questioned my motives but I simply wanted to develop contacts so I could get money to any site when I needed to. Recently I was approached on aim and asked to do a transfer. Despite some warning signs I reluctanty...

Im back, gonna explain everything and pay some ppl back. Have accessed internet for the first time in 1 and a half months.


First of where the fuck is 187?????????????????????????????


Second AJ pick up ur fone.

Third im gonna reveal the real accounts and balances, so theppl who doubted me can scram.

third i love Speedz, cause he kept...

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****Edit: All the pix of Brandi Hollarbaker are right here so you don't need to search through 30 pages:

http://www.neverwinpoker.com/images/nwpbrandi1.jpg
http://www.neverwinpoker.com/images/nwpbrandi2.jpg

*** NOTE FROM NWP MANAGEMENT ***

The opening page of this thread was deleted by CMONEY69. However, the ensuing hilarity that occurred was true NWP gold. For those of you who need to get up to speed, here is what happened:

CMONEY mentioned that he had gotten into a dispute with a member on another message board --- mmporg.org, which caters to uber-geeky video gamers. Th...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthre...8402&page=0

"ship the suicidal stripper/poker player avatar........gold"

brandi hawbaker news...micon get on this...we can get some good cam photos for a little stars money .....strippers,penis...frontpage ob

As some of you might recall, I told an incredibly boring and pointless story regarding my experience meeting Chantel, the 22-year-old girl who is supposedly neverwin's "friend" and "protege". After some of you took issue with the worthlessness of my story, I stated that I "left out most of the interesting parts" of it. I left these parts out because they involved neverwin's personal life, and I...

NooLimit pwns!!!!

. bye .

After 4 years of poker forums...Ive finally found the forum.This is the shit.
My name is Erik Ryland from a small town in Minnesota. Poker is going to be my career and I love it so much it will of course be my life. As a teenager ( 17 this month) you can be sure poker will mess with your life a little bit. I used to win thosands on pokerStars on select names at the age of 15. Dont bother doi...

Ok, so Fminc has been M.I.A. for a while now. The first thing to comes to mind is the HU Tourney prize pool (which is like 2k I think). What happens if he chunked the money and dipped?

But wait, he owe's another 12k to two people here as well. He owes me 2k and Thaaj2004 tenmotherfuckingGEEZ. Is it possible if not probable that we got rolled?

That money was supposed to...

In just a few hours poker as we know it will be changed forever with the release of the "Micon System". Check out some gay Micon quotes from his blog:


"I have a bonus that’s going to shake up the poker world (I’ll let you know about it in a couple days)."

"The reason I'm revealing my strategies is to give back to the game that's been so good to me.

Di...

Post your best scottyno photoshop in this thread. Tomorrow (Sunday 5/07), Myself, Slim and Felon will choose the best one, and the winner will get $20 on 'Stars.

For those without photoshop, PM me your ideas, and I will do the photoshop for you, if the idea is funny. I will obv not be able to win this, even though I should.

Get busy.



Notice to...

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OK, as was found out in the Jennicide post, I scammed Gavin Griffin out of $6500 about a year ago (11 months almost to the day, actually). I am still working on getting the transaction history off of PokerStars, as it's showing that I have no transactions even though I deposited there last month. In any event, this is the story.

In May of '05, I was 18 years old, living in...

FROM TAKING PICTURES



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Wait...that's kind of normal....nice hand btw.


It gets gheyer.....

this is our inaugural class into the NWP DOUCHE BAG Hall of Fame, these 5 memebers are 5 of the greatest douche bags to ever grace the pages of NWP. Below you will find the inductess names along with some of their best work:

187 Homicde
http://www.neverwinpo

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How the fuck did that goofy mother fucker get such a hot chick like her.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought this and I'm sure many of you have asked yourselfs the same question. I just now came to realize that the only explanation is that it must be his...

With a salute to Pokerchris from TPF.

I am winning.
Bitches.

teaching my roomate to play poker at the 5-10 level, he's using my account. A guy disconeccts after my friend bets out on the turn after he checkraises the flop. Flop is 774 turn 4. Before he disconnects he announces to the table "sorry to do this but I gotta see what u have". He loses with AJ but does not have to pay turn or river bets. He then laughs about the move afterwards.

Then...

Macon Marc : then i went out
jkopp984: i need some
Macon Marc : 187, why do you have "no chat" in your location when you have chat?
rZn187: so i dont have to talk 2 people if i dont wanna
Druffs Chic: good idea
rZn187: yahh
Macon Marc : why dont ya just not type anything when you dont want to?
Druffs Chic: i should try that ...

I rolled party for 4k through IGm pay when I don't have the money in my checking account. I rolled it up to 7k and am cashing it out. How much do you think I'm going to have to pay/am I going to get my money

Jweik84
New Member


Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 7 I need advise, bad. I'm realy confused.

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Ok lemme refresh my story a little, since its been awhile since I've posted here.

I dated this girl in my hometown for 1 year. I got her pregeant when I was...

PokerStars Game #3547935928: Hold'em Limit ($30/$60) - 2006/01/06 - 02:27:56 (ET)
Table 'Montague' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Trip N Up ($5982 in chips)
Seat 2: bentinck113 ($777 in chips)
Seat 3: meckwell ($999 in chips)
Seat 4: Cenotaph ($3556 in chips)
Seat 5: slothwear ($181 in chips)
Seat 7: rZn187 ($1341 in chips)
Seat 8: AgnstAllOdds...

If anyone knows how to post them could you please pm me your email address and I'll email them to you. Thank you very much.