I am pleased to announce that I have received $ from a very famous professional poker player that has been on TV more than 4 times. I cannot confirm nor deny any guesses as to who the pro is. Either she OR he has asked to remain anonymous. Furthermore the pro is not someone you would think of as a Jewdonk fan, but they are. NWP blowin' the fuck up, obv.
The terms of the stake are as such:
1) This will be on Full Tilt Poker 2) 20 shots @ any $24+2 multi-table tourney on FTP. Must be a scheduled tourney on FTP, any game is fine. 3) Each time Jewdonk stars a tourney he must post in this thread that he is doing so. 4) Jewdonk must post the bust-out hand history of the tournament. 5) Jewdonk is encouraged to write-up the entire tourney and post many hand histories. 6) The pro has requested that Jewdonk enter big tournaments with high dollar prizes. Obv 1x 7) A running total shall be kept
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This could make or break Jewdonk's career.
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QUOTE(neverheeb @ Jan 21 2008, 11:56 PM) [snapback]774783[/snapback]
first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of nigger vessels
said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa
being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy
eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot
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QUOTE(Azzclown @ Sep 27 2008, 09:36 PM)
was wondering how long it would take for someone to post some kind of money getting thrown away/burned
azzclown you are obv delusional
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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Let's get this thing rolling tonight.
Hurry up Jewdonk I have my notepad out.
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QUOTE(neverheeb @ Jan 21 2008, 11:56 PM) [snapback]774783[/snapback]
first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of nigger vessels
said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa
being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy
eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot
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QUOTE(ship @ Sep 27 2008, 09:41 PM)
QUOTE(Azzclown @ Sep 27 2008, 09:36 PM)
was wondering how long it would take for someone to post some kind of money getting thrown away/burned
azzclown you are obv delusional
We all are. Everyone except for Jewdy obviously. I don't think anyone could argue that Jewdonk isn't horrible at poker. Except for his penis protectors of course.
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QUOTE(shotgun @ Sep 27 2008, 09:52 PM)
That SN's stats are big time loser. What were his winning SN's on TILT.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM)
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
Sep 27 2008, 08:21 PM
