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GrenadaRoger
post Sep 27 2008, 11:16 PM
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Paul Magriel (sp?) is wrote a classic book on backgammon--so don't let him talk you into a backgammon match if you wind up a net winner...gl with the tourney's and perhaps you will get enough money to pay your Craiglist hookup to let you post a good picture of her/him on this site; or maybe you can get a good album for your photograph collection of black penises--stranger things have happened

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post Sep 27 2008, 11:26 PM
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is wrote a classic book on backgammon



fail:
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post Sep 27 2008, 11:31 PM
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post Sep 27 2008, 11:50 PM
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QUOTE(GrenadaRoger @ Sep 28 2008, 05:16 PM) *


Paul Magriel (sp?) is wrote a classic book on backgammon--so don't let him talk you into a backgammon match if you wind up a net winner...gl with the tourney's and perhaps you will get enough money to pay your Craiglist hookup to let you post a good picture of her/him on this site; or maybe you can get a good album for your photograph collection of black penises--stranger things have happened


dupe?


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post Sep 27 2008, 11:58 PM
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QUOTE(sonatine @ Sep 28 2008, 03:50 AM) *
QUOTE(GrenadaRoger @ Sep 28 2008, 05:16 PM) *


Paul Magriel (sp?) is wrote a classic book on backgammon--so don't let him talk you into a backgammon match if you wind up a net winner...gl with the tourney's and perhaps you will get enough money to pay your Craiglist hookup to let you post a good picture of her/him on this site; or maybe you can get a good album for your photograph collection of black penises--stranger things have happened


dupe?



Whoever he is he talks like a retarded Mexican.
































So........... Longshanks.
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post Sep 28 2008, 12:11 AM
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o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
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5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops
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post Sep 28 2008, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE(hawk junction @ Sep 28 2008, 08:11 AM) *
o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
19 pages will be people laughing at jewdonk
5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops





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QUOTE(micon @ Nov 7 2009, 07:17 PM) *
I will clear my schedule

Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons.

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post Sep 28 2008, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(Jewdonk @ Sep 28 2008, 08:18 AM) *
QUOTE(hawk junction @ Sep 28 2008, 08:11 AM) *
o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
19 pages will be people laughing at jewdonk
5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops





i agree my posts do need applause
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how does the stakage work jd?
winnings go 50/50?
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post Sep 28 2008, 12:31 AM
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QUOTE(hawk junction @ Sep 28 2008, 06:11 PM) *
o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
19 pages will be people laughing at jewdonk
5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops



and pros who have been on tv over 4 times have staked you how much to date?



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post Sep 28 2008, 12:38 AM
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QUOTE(sonatine @ Sep 28 2008, 08:31 AM) *
QUOTE(hawk junction @ Sep 28 2008, 06:11 PM) *
o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
19 pages will be people laughing at jewdonk
5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops



and pros who have been on tv over 4 times have staked you how much to date?


I'm guessing you didn't mean to quote me, as obv the answer is nil...
kinda funny how micon exclaims over the fact this guy has been on tv over 4 times
like fuck, if you can count the number on one hand, then tell us how many other times this monetary idiot has been on tv.
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post Sep 28 2008, 12:51 AM
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post Sep 28 2008, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE(noolimit @ Sep 28 2008, 08:51 AM) *









nh noolimit


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post Sep 28 2008, 01:51 AM
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gl Marty


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post Sep 28 2008, 02:56 AM
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QUOTE(twoplustwo @ Sep 28 2008, 02:51 AM) *
gl Marty


STFU!


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post Sep 28 2008, 03:11 AM
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post Sep 28 2008, 03:18 AM
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QUOTE(hawk junction @ Sep 28 2008, 04:11 AM) *
o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
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5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops


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post Sep 28 2008, 03:34 AM
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Is anyone interested in setting some lines on how much Marty will win over the 20? (winnings or profit, either)

Also, odds of an ft?


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post Sep 28 2008, 03:35 AM
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QUOTE(natedeezy_23 @ Sep 28 2008, 12:18 PM) *
QUOTE(hawk junction @ Sep 28 2008, 04:11 AM) *
o/u 85 pages.

60 pages will be jewdonk posts
19 pages will be people laughing at jewdonk
5 pages will be jewdonks nut protectors saying everyone else is shit
1 page of quality fckvwls photoshops


Under


Do you still only have 10 posts/page?


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post Sep 28 2008, 05:30 AM
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delaware knows who the pro is and its durrr he wanted me but i said fuck off and told him jewdonk was the man around here.durrr you could have give him a bigger stake than that.


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post Sep 28 2008, 05:43 AM
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Good luck Jewdonk. For someone that takes so much shit on this site despite being one of the very few entertaining posters here, you deserve some positive fortune. To all of the haters, the vast majority of you will never get beyond $1-$2 because you are life failures. This should make this site more interesting in the coming weeks. All that is left now is to make Jewdonk Uber-Dictator-Mod.

Anyhoo, here are a few Shay Laren, good luck to Jewdonk pics:








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