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 ***Official SECRET PRO Jewdonk $24+2 x 20 Stake ***, Jewdonk rail / report thread |
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 Sep 27 2008, 09:00 PM
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NWP Tilt Legend
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QUOTE(micon @ Sep 28 2008, 04:21 AM)  I am pleased to announce that I have received $ from a very famous professional poker player that has been on TV more than 4 times. I cannot confirm nor deny any guesses as to who the pro is. Either she OR he has asked to remain anonymous. Furthermore the pro is not someone you would think of as a Jewdonk fan, but they are. NWP blowin' the fuck up, obv.
The terms of the stake are as such:
1) This will be on Full Tilt Poker
2) 20 shots @ any $24+2 multi-table tourney on FTP. Must be a scheduled tourney on FTP, any game is fine.
3) Each time Jewdonk stars a tourney he must post in this thread that he is doing so.
4) Jewdonk must post the bust-out hand history of the tournament.
5) Jewdonk is encouraged to write-up the entire tourney and post many hand histories.
6) The pro has requested that Jewdonk enter big tournaments with high dollar prizes. Obv 1x
7) A running total shall be kept  Actually this will be fun. By some freak of nature, I still have chat on Full Tilt , so the the rail chat will be ridiculous I'm sure Thanks to the 'mystery pro' for the stake. Glad you enjoy all the drama. I'll naturally post absurd hands and nasty suckouts and fully expect to get crucified for every tiny mistake and questionable play...but that's obv to be expected at this point. It will be a miracle if I have chat at the end of the 20 tourneys that's for damn sure. anyway, I plan on playing 5 a week and only 1 per day...I'm thinking Monday-Friday in the evening I'll check the Full Tilt schedule but I think the best 24+2 (biggest field) is early evening. Not playing tonight because I'm too hungover still from last nights festivities...but will probably start tomorrow and then carry on through the week and post here each time I am seated. hilarity shall ensue I'm sure thanks again 'mystery pro' 
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QUOTE(micon @ Nov 7 2009, 07:17 PM) I will clear my schedule Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons. - George Bernard Shaw |
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Sep 27 2008, 09:07 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(SetofKs @ Sep 28 2008, 02:48 PM) jewdonk should roll the pro and join a $520 hu sng imo +1
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Sep 27 2008, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE(Jewdonk @ Sep 27 2008, 10:00 PM) QUOTE(micon @ Sep 28 2008, 04:21 AM) I am pleased to announce that I have received $ from a very famous professional poker player that has been on TV more than 4 times. I cannot confirm nor deny any guesses as to who the pro is. Either she OR he has asked to remain anonymous. Furthermore the pro is not someone you would think of as a Jewdonk fan, but they are. NWP blowin' the fuck up, obv.
The terms of the stake are as such:
1) This will be on Full Tilt Poker
2) 20 shots @ any $24+2 multi-table tourney on FTP. Must be a scheduled tourney on FTP, any game is fine.
3) Each time Jewdonk stars a tourney he must post in this thread that he is doing so.
4) Jewdonk must post the bust-out hand history of the tournament.
5) Jewdonk is encouraged to write-up the entire tourney and post many hand histories.
6) The pro has requested that Jewdonk enter big tournaments with high dollar prizes. Obv 1x
7) A running total shall be kept Actually this will be fun. By some freak of nature, I still have chat on Full Tilt , so the the rail chat will be ridiculous I'm sure Thanks to the 'mystery pro' for the stake. Glad you enjoy all the drama. I'll naturally post absurd hands and nasty suckouts and fully expect to get crucified for every tiny mistake and questionable play...but that's obv to be expected at this point. It will be a miracle if I have chat at the end of the 20 tourneys that's for damn sure. anyway, I plan on playing 5 a week and only 1 per day...I'm thinking Monday-Friday in the evening I'll check the Full Tilt schedule but I think the best 24+2 (biggest field) is early evening.
Not playing tonight because I'm too hungover still from last nights festivities...but will probably start tomorrow and then carry on through the week and post a new thread each time I am seated. hilarity shall ensue I'm sure thanks again 'mystery pro' 
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said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa
being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy
eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot   |
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Sep 27 2008, 09:23 PM
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NWP Tilt Legend
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OK I can't keep this a secret anymore. the mystery pro is..... 
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QUOTE(micon @ Nov 7 2009, 07:17 PM) I will clear my schedule Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons. - George Bernard Shaw |
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Sep 27 2008, 09:50 PM
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NWP Big Baby Jesus
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QUOTE(Jewdonk @ Sep 27 2008, 10:23 PM) the mystery pro is..... Standing next to hideously deformed people is a good strategy for you.
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"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed."
-Abraham Lincoln 1864
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Sep 27 2008, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE(DirtyB @ Sep 28 2008, 01:50 AM) QUOTE(Jewdonk @ Sep 27 2008, 10:23 PM) the mystery pro is..... Standing next to hideously deformed people is a good strategy for you. that's mean. QUOTE(brian622 @ Sep 28 2008, 12:40 AM) Got get 'em Rippy. 13th level all the way. QUOTE(HelloThere @ Sep 28 2008, 01:09 AM) more please
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Sep 27 2008, 10:11 PM
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He was actually a very nice guy. A little strange though...he was licking his lips swirling his tongue around like a thirsty lizard it kinda freaked me out...but all in all a pretty friendly guy.
A lot of the other pros were just jerk offs, but X22 was nice enough to at least stop and bs for a few minutes. We were both staying at that shitpile Palace Station, so he is obv not ballin out of control
oh and j/k on him being the mystery pro lol
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QUOTE(micon @ Nov 7 2009, 07:17 PM) I will clear my schedule Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons. - George Bernard Shaw |
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