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Official Dick Girls Thread, Sonatine Is The Judge

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post Sep 8 2008, 07:14 PM
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what is up with these people, if they can afford the tits, why not whack off the member? Or do they keep it around for guys like you?


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:16 PM
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Not my cup o' tea, but this thread is an entertaining read...


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Is there a bigger internet cocksucker, than Jewdonk? I thought TheKing65 was a no life cunt, but Jewdonk, you have him beat hands down.
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post Sep 8 2008, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 8 2008, 08:14 PM) *
what is up with these people, if they can afford the tits, why not whack off the member? Or do they keep it around for guys like you?


I think it would be a deeply painful thing to slice off a penis - and I'm speaking just to the emotional attachment. Along the same lines as giving up a baby for adoption - would you always feel the hole inside - that you had given up something precious - the best part of you?


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:20 PM
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Finally a genuinely interesting thread, in many respects.

Posters saying "You're a Homo" or something to that effect, noose yourselves.


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(FckVwls™ @ Sep 8 2008, 11:18 PM) *
QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 8 2008, 08:14 PM) *
what is up with these people, if they can afford the tits, why not whack off the member? Or do they keep it around for guys like you?


I think it would be a deeply painful thing to slice off a penis - and I'm speaking just to the emotional attachment. Along the same lines as giving up a baby for adoption - would you always feel the hole inside - that you had given up something precious - the best part of you?


Actual sex reassignment surgery can be around $100k, a bit more expensive than the other superficial bits that most people see.


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I once had a black widow spider for a pet who would chase me when she escaped from her jar. Only happened a few times but those certainly were scary moments.

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post Sep 8 2008, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 9 2008, 03:14 AM) *
what is up with these people, if they can afford the tits, why not whack off the member? Or do they keep it around for guys like you?


They actually have a procedure that can "invert" the penis and use some plastic surgery to make a penis into a vagina. The feeling is still there it is just lessened. So these "guys/girls" whatever you want to call them can eventually become "full female" but I would guess this surgery costs loads more than a tit implant.


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(Big_Nig @ Sep 8 2008, 08:20 PM) *
Finally a genuinely interesting thread, in many respects.

Posters saying "You're a Homo" or something to that effect, noose yourselves.

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post Sep 8 2008, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(Big_Nig @ Sep 9 2008, 03:20 AM) *
Finally a genuinely interesting thread, in many respects.

Posters saying "You're a Homo" or something to that effect, noose yourselves.



Wow, you must be gay too. Is this Alwaysgaypoker?
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post Sep 8 2008, 07:27 PM
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This country has gotten more open minded about sex and gays, despite the Republicans best efforts. I swear 10 years ago this thread would have never ever happened here. Thats said I'm ready to explain to my daughter about gay marraige and homosexuality one day, but I think I will shelf the dick girl conversation......forever.


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:30 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 8 2008, 08:27 PM) *
This country has gotten more open minded about sex and gays, despite the Republicans best efforts. I swear 10 years ago this thread would have never ever happened here. Thats said I'm ready to explain to my daughter about gay marraige and homosexuality one day, but I think I will shelf the dick girl conversation......forever.


Yeah I've had to have the gay marriage talk already with mine. Really not looking forward to the dickgirl chat.


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(neverluggie @ Sep 8 2008, 11:24 PM) *
QUOTE(Big_Nig @ Sep 9 2008, 03:20 AM) *
Finally a genuinely interesting thread, in many respects.

Posters saying "You're a Homo" or something to that effect, noose yourselves.



Wow, you must be gay too. Is this Alwaysgaypoker?


My dad was a "dickgirl," and their repression as a whole due to masses of idiots like yourself has been the source for a great deal of pain in my family. Your immediate reaction, and need, to label and write this off as something just gay and terrible comes from fear and ignorance, necessarily. That's all it shows in you, nothing more.


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I once had a black widow spider for a pet who would chase me when she escaped from her jar. Only happened a few times but those certainly were scary moments.

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post Sep 8 2008, 07:34 PM
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l o l


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(Big_Nig @ Sep 8 2008, 10:32 PM) *
QUOTE(neverluggie @ Sep 8 2008, 11:24 PM) *
QUOTE(Big_Nig @ Sep 9 2008, 03:20 AM) *
Finally a genuinely interesting thread, in many respects.

Posters saying "You're a Homo" or something to that effect, noose yourselves.



Wow, you must be gay too. Is this Alwaysgaypoker?


My dad was a "dickgirl," and their repression as a whole due to masses of idiots like yourself has been the source for a great deal of pain in my family. Your immediate reaction, and need, to label and write this off as something just gay and terrible comes from fear and ignorance, necessarily. That's all it shows in you, nothing more.


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pics or it didnt happen


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post Sep 8 2008, 08:01 PM
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Didn't think this thread could get more interesting.. I stand corrected.


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post Sep 8 2008, 09:16 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 9 2008, 01:27 PM) *
Thats said I'm ready to explain to my daughter about gay marraige and homosexuality one day, but I think I will shelf the dick girl conversation......forever.


i got you covered. whats her aim?


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post Sep 8 2008, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 8 2008, 11:27 PM) *
This country has gotten more open minded about sex and gays, despite the Republicans best efforts. I swear 10 years ago this thread would have never ever happened here. Thats said I'm ready to explain to my daughter about gay marraige and homosexuality one day, but I think I will shelf the dick girl conversation......forever.


when does your daughter become ripe?


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post Sep 8 2008, 09:40 PM
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QUOTE(sonatine @ Sep 9 2008, 12:16 AM) *
QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 9 2008, 01:27 PM) *
Thats said I'm ready to explain to my daughter about gay marraige and homosexuality one day, but I think I will shelf the dick girl conversation......forever.


i got you covered. whats her aim?


she is 1 year old


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I think its thread like these that get me coming back everytime to NWP.

But these girls get on par with regular Vegas hookers? I find that VERY hard to believe (no pun intended). I am sure there is a market for girls like this but since they can't shop themselfs around as much as the "non-dick" hookers I am sure there loss in desire and fair market value entitles them to a lower overall avg price.

Would you ever fuck Jeffery Star or is that a little too scene/emo or non-fem for your taste?


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QUOTE(neverluggie @ Sep 8 2008, 08:24 PM) *
QUOTE(Big_Nig @ Sep 9 2008, 03:20 AM) *
Finally a genuinely interesting thread, in many respects.

Posters saying "You're a Homo" or something to that effect, noose yourselves.



Wow, you must be gay too. Is this Alwaysgaypoker?


moron


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There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha.
Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.

I'm not sure which indignity is worse:
- Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or...
- Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos

Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.

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post Sep 8 2008, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Sep 9 2008, 01:27 PM) *
This country has gotten more open minded about sex and gays, despite the Republicans best efforts. I swear 10 years ago this thread would have never ever happened here. Thats said I'm ready to explain to my daughter about gay marraige and homosexuality one day, but I think I will shelf the dick girl conversation......forever.

no shit
nwp wasnt here 10 years ago


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