Official Dick Girls Thread, Sonatine Is The Judge

I am kinda curious for some reason. So - are you gay? If so, don't the feminine features disturb you?

If not, don't the penises disturb you?

Post trip report immediately please.

Im curious/weirded out by this.

Either way with no Jewdonk limelight reports a shemale trip report is an interesting substitute.

This is a new low for NWP.

If you dont like the thread, dont read it you fcuking scamming dwarf.

im ashamed, but i agree. tranny porn star hooker fucking stories FTW.

Don't really question it too much. And if I did not sure that I could really say why. I don't identify as gay as I am not attracted to men who aren't transsexuals. And the dicks don't really bother me too much. I don't fuck with those anyway.

Trip Report with pics. And also pictures of other dick girls you have fucked.

The joke is these "women" still wouldn't fuck you you stupid fat cunt.

if ur not gay and dont touch their dick then why wouldnt u just fuck a normal girl in the ass?

I can lose weight you will always be under four foot.

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Aubrey trip report. It's kinda of long so be warned.

So I check Eros like every 2 weeks to see if any girls that I like are visiting. I saw Aubrey was going to be in town for 3 days and made a mental note to remember to call her. Saturday night I am playing low limt stud on FT and head over to Eros again. See Aubrey and say shit as I realize that I forgot to call her. It is 10pm and her ad says that she is in town through Saturday. I call and get VM. I don't leave a message. Play more stud. Call again 10 mins later. Nothing. This time I leave a VM. Play more stud. Ten minutes later I shoot her a text asking if she is still in NJ. Almost 10:45pm at this point and I am starting to tilt thinking of the missed opportunity. Phone rings minutes later. "You called this number? It's Aubrey." I say yes and I ask if she is still in town. She says yeah that she just got out of a comedy show in NYC and is heading back to Secaucus. I ask if she wants to hang out and she says sure. I tell her that I need to shower and drive 40 or so minutes to Secaucas. She says ok and that she'll call me when she gets back to her hotel.

Showered and refreshed I print out directions to the hotel and hop in the car for the long ride up the Turnpike. She calls me when I am like 5 minutes out and says that she is still en route. I say I am almost there and will wait. She calls again like 10 minutes later and says that she is in her room and what did I have in mind. I told her my plans and after we discussed the "donation" she said to give her 15 minutes. Exactly 15 minutes later I call her and ask if she is ready. "Yup."

I get up to the door, knock, wait like half a second and she opens the door. I walk in the room a bit and look behind the door to see Aubrey in nothing but thigh highs, a thong and an animal print bra. Sweet! Girl is tiny and has an amazing ass. I drop the donation on the night stand and start to disrobe. We hop on the bed and she straddles me. I ask if I can suck on her titties and she removes her bra and says "Be careful." Fuck! I normally like to suck on those fuckers for a bit but it seems that she isn't into it for some reason. She has soft titties and I tell her this. She is surprised and says that I must have been with some real hard ones in my day.

Finished with the tits she gets off of me, takes of her panties and pulls down my boxer briefs. Already semi-hard she starts to give me some manual work. She asks about my job and then asks why I'm not all the way hard yet. "Kinda hard to get excited talking about my job," I said. When I'm ready she grabs a condom, slides it on and comments on how thick I am. Nice! "It ain't much but it's mine," I replied. She starts to give me head and damn if this girl isn't one of the best I've head. Real fast and deep with plenty of hand work too. I finally ask if she wants to get fucked. She says yeah and I tell her to ride me. She lubes up and hops on. Took a little bit of work but we got there. Guess I am thick. I tell her that I should be no problem as I've seen some of the dudes that she has done on film. She tells me she gets high on coke or drunk for those shoots.

She rides me for a few and I tell her I want to get on top. She lays on her back and once again it is tough going getting in but I get there. Feels good. She has a tight little butthole and it feels good as I pump away. I Ask if I can take her from behind and we give it a shot but we can't seem to make that work. Fuck it. She gets on her back again and I pump away. I come out every once and awhile and finally she says you need to cum. I try but just can't get there. I pop out one more time and she says that's it. She gets up, pulls off the condom and starts to give me a HJ. She is spitting on it and going really fast. I say "Let me fuck your titties," and she is unsure what to do. Turns out she had never tittie fucked before. I lay her on her back and instruct her to push them together. I slide up in them and it feels damn good. I ask if I can cum on her and she says yes but not in the face. Shortly there after I do just that.

During clean up she mentions that she has to be at JFK for a flight at 6am and almost turned me down because it was so late but the cab would be like $120 so she decided to work. Feeling pimp I offer to drive her assuming she gives me gas and toll money. She agrees and we have a few hours to kill before we have to hit the road. We laid in bed and chatted for awhile and then talked some more as she packed. We got to the airport faster than expected and I felt bad that she had to wait around almost 3 hours.

Didn't get home until a little after 5 and was exhausted. It was well worth it though. She kept my number and said she'd give me a call nect time she is in town.

nothing about this thread is not HOF and its just getting warmed up.

Obviously you have never been with a dick girl.

So when you get on top of her you ignore her dick completely@??

1st time was back in June. No pics sadly but story isn't too bad.
Was in Vegas for business and my last night in town I went to the Lounge hoping to see either Carmen (more on her later) or Foxxy (my top/top see earlier post). Neither was present, but there were some knock outs dancing. I finally ended up talking to a tall, slender Samoan girl named Linda. After convincing her that I wasn't a cop and negotiating the price we went back to her place not far from the Lounge. Her roomate and 2 guys were in the other room but I didn't get a weird vibe and the encounter went smoothly.

We get to her place and she puts on some music. She takes off her shirt and asks me to suck on her beautiful natural breasts. I oblige, and after a minute or so she asks me for the money. After the exchange we move over to her bed and I suck on her titties some more. She is laying on her back and I am on top of her. I got rock hard and started to grind into her, all the while sucking away.

Earlier she talked up her blow job skills and I asked for it. I'd never had a covered BJ before so it was kind of a let down as it didn't feel as good. On a positive note it probably helped me from cumming too early! Looking down at her staring up at me was almost too much.

I finally said that I wanted to fuck her and she laid on the bed sideways and put me inside her. It wasn't difficult getting in and although she wasn't very tight she wasn't loose either. It felt good pumping away. I flipped her on her back after a few minutes and finished off in missionary position.

I wanted to finish doggy style but she ignored the request for some reason. Either way it was a solid first time experience and set the stage for things to come.

I mean I see it sure, but pretty much that is it. Might be some incidental contact or what not but nothing major.
Also Aubrey didn't get hard at all.

Yeah same here. I guess I feel bad for these guys, so I'm curious if they can ever actually find a mate, or if the best they can do is be a paid-for-novelty. Must be a lonely life.


Nah.


So you'd say you're straight then? What is it about these guys that attracts you more than females with vaginas? Also, if you don't mind my asking, how can you ignore the penis - doesn't it get hard and rub against you?