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Help michael buy some food and stuff fund, broke nigger marketing plan
michael
post Oct 30 2007, 09:39 PM
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Uhm. Ok, so I'm not getting paid for a couple of weeks and I'm dirt poor. I'd like to see if anyone here would like to contribute to a "get michael some food and drink" fund. Now, I don't plan on rolling anyone, as I don't think I'll be able to pay any of you back for this fund. It's just not feasible. There are 3 angels on this board who I owe money to for helping me out a month or so ago, and they take priority. If I ever come into some money and you remind me I guess I could try to pay back. I'll keep a running tally in this thread on what we reach in the fund.

I understand this is the lowest of the low on NWP. I don't believe in this history of NWP anyone ever did a charity fund not connected to stakes or playing poker. But I'm broke. And hungry. And this is pathetic I know.

Felon, Wrench, and others, obv. feel free to take shots at me here, Lord knows I deserve them for making such a messed up pathetic thread. Obv I will not defend as there is no defense.

I only ask some of you guys to think back on a time when you were pretty much rock bottom finance-wise and maybe try to relate.

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post Oct 30 2007, 09:40 PM
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:42 PM
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I will not pay one cent to you for food, you should have planned your life better.


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You can cover it up all you want and praise the "nice" Jews like Barry and speedz, but that doesn't change what you really meant in the first place.


Good job with the quotes there as we both know some jews are simply craftier than others.
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE(lexicon @ Oct 31 2007, 05:40 AM) *
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goddamnit lex, we just had a meeting about how this thread was gonna go. that is not encouraging.


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:43 PM
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QUOTE(michael @ Oct 31 2007, 12:42 AM) *
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goddamnit lex, we just had a meeting about how this thread was gonna go. that is not encouraging.


I wasn't paying attention. : /
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:43 PM
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:45 PM
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QUOTE(lexicon @ Oct 31 2007, 03:43 PM) *
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goddamnit lex, we just had a meeting about how this thread was gonna go. that is not encouraging.


I wasn't paying attention. : /


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:45 PM
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Too funny. Don't you have a mother?
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:45 PM
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:46 PM
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How does money go from FTP money to michael's food money ?


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE(gauchojake @ Oct 31 2007, 01:45 AM) *
Too funny. Don't you have a mother?


How are you going to feel if he answers "no"?
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:51 PM
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QUOTE(soccertease @ Oct 31 2007, 05:48 AM) *
QUOTE(gauchojake @ Oct 31 2007, 01:45 AM) *
Too funny. Don't you have a mother?


How are you going to feel if he answers "no"?


Good point. Maybe he should ask his dad.
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post Oct 30 2007, 09:52 PM
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this is fucking retarded, if you were really on the verge of actually not being able to feed yourself you would cut off the internet the cable and all the other bullshit.


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(fuhoser @ Oct 31 2007, 07:46 AM) *
How does money go from FTP money to michael's food money ?



lol just have to live on water for a couple weeks till that money hits the bank account or the check comes


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:53 PM
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Obv this was a scam in progress


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:55 PM
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1. bug ups to rolled. thank you sir.

2. reggin, i knew youd love this thread. keep in mind when you pmd me for an e-beef truce i started avoiding your posts and not insulting you. but i understand, so obv have fun w this thread

3. i love my family and don't wanna comment on them on nwp.

4. i knew this would be a bloodbath, but desperate times.

5. i can withdraw from sites using epassporte card


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post Oct 30 2007, 09:56 PM
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this computer doesn't belong to me. also my ip is one of my neighbor's wireless, theres no way i could afford


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post Oct 30 2007, 10:00 PM
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