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post Oct 30 2007, 10:42 PM
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hey michael, maybe if you gave us the story behind you suddenly needing cash, you might get more donations

just a thought
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QUOTE(michael @ Oct 30 2007, 10:39 PM) *
Uhm. Ok, so I'm not getting paid for a couple of weeks and I'm dirt poor. I'd like to see if anyone here would like to contribute to a "get michael some food and drink" fund. Now, I don't plan on rolling anyone, as I don't think I'll be able to pay any of you back for this fund. It's just not feasible. There are 3 angels on this board who I owe money to for helping me out a month or so ago, and they take priority. If I ever come into some money and you remind me I guess I could try to pay back. I'll keep a running tally in this thread on what we reach in the fund.

I understand this is the lowest of the low on NWP. I don't believe in this history of NWP anyone ever did a charity fund not connected to stakes or playing poker. But I'm broke. And hungry. And this is pathetic I know.

Felon, Wrench, and others, obv. feel free to take shots at me here, Lord knows I deserve them for making such a messed up pathetic thread. Obv I will not defend as there is no defense.

I only ask some of you guys to think back on a time when you were pretty much rock bottom finance-wise and maybe try to relate.

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Who are they and how much?

I'm not asking this to get you further flamed to death but an honest response would help your cause.

Did you lose your job?



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post Oct 30 2007, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE(peeweeherman @ Dec 15 2004, 06:42 AM) *
hey michael, maybe if you gave us the story behind you suddenly needing cash, you might get more donations

just a thought


peewee is so pissed he didn't think of this first. a couple people have shipped mike a little cash and you're still poor.
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post Oct 30 2007, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(peeweeherman @ Oct 31 2007, 06:42 AM) *
hey michael, maybe if you gave us the story behind you suddenly needing cash, you might get more donations

just a thought

peewee, i like you (lord knows why, everyone tells me youre horrible) and think you're pretty funny (and im not buttering you up, you're as broke as me). i got hired for 2 jobs and i thought i was money, but the start dates got pushed back and were all messed up, so i got broke.


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post Oct 30 2007, 10:45 PM
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post Oct 30 2007, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(BillBinLV @ Oct 31 2007, 02:42 AM) *
QUOTE(michael @ Oct 30 2007, 10:39 PM) *
Uhm. Ok, so I'm not getting paid for a couple of weeks and I'm dirt poor. I'd like to see if anyone here would like to contribute to a "get michael some food and drink" fund. Now, I don't plan on rolling anyone, as I don't think I'll be able to pay any of you back for this fund. It's just not feasible. There are 3 angels on this board who I owe money to for helping me out a month or so ago, and they take priority. If I ever come into some money and you remind me I guess I could try to pay back. I'll keep a running tally in this thread on what we reach in the fund.

I understand this is the lowest of the low on NWP. I don't believe in this history of NWP anyone ever did a charity fund not connected to stakes or playing poker. But I'm broke. And hungry. And this is pathetic I know.

Felon, Wrench, and others, obv. feel free to take shots at me here, Lord knows I deserve them for making such a messed up pathetic thread. Obv I will not defend as there is no defense.

I only ask some of you guys to think back on a time when you were pretty much rock bottom finance-wise and maybe try to relate.

MRobot on stars and Fulltilt.

Current fund= $0.00



Who are they and how much?

I'm not asking this to get you further flamed to death but an honest response would help your cause.

Did you lose your job?



I sent michael some money for rent last month, obv, don;t mind if I dont get it back. The kid is in a world of hurt, help him out. Hes good people.


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post Oct 30 2007, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE(michael @ Oct 31 2007, 02:44 AM) *
QUOTE(peeweeherman @ Oct 31 2007, 06:42 AM) *
hey michael, maybe if you gave us the story behind you suddenly needing cash, you might get more donations

just a thought

peewee, i like you (lord knows why, everyone tells me youre horrible) and think you're pretty funny (and im not buttering you up, you're as broke as me). i got hired for 2 jobs and i thought i was money, but the start dates got pushed back and were all messed up, so i got broke.


and you have no family or no friends in real life that would help you?
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QUOTE(BillBinLV @ Oct 31 2007, 06:42 AM) *
Who are they and how much?

I'm not asking this to get you further flamed to death but an honest response would help your cause.

Did you lose your job?

I can't say. Neither of them want the attention or reputation. They shipped enough to cover a big chunk of last months rent, and will both be paid back.

And yeah I lost my job, and thought i was great when i went ot a couple of interviews for new jobs, but the start dates were just so far off. i still haven't started my 2nd job which has a nov 5th start date.


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QUOTE(michael @ Oct 31 2007, 03:47 AM) *
QUOTE(BillBinLV @ Oct 31 2007, 06:42 AM) *
Who are they and how much?

I'm not asking this to get you further flamed to death but an honest response would help your cause.

Did you lose your job?

I can't say. Neither of them want the attention or reputation. They shipped enough to cover a big chunk of last months rent, and will both be paid back.

And yeah I lost my job, and thought i was great when i went ot a couple of interviews for new jobs, but the start dates were just so far off. i still haven't started my 2nd job which has a nov 5th start date.


Do you honestly have no real life friends?


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QUOTE(michael @ Oct 31 2007, 12:47 AM) *
QUOTE(BillBinLV @ Oct 31 2007, 06:42 AM) *
Who are they and how much?

I'm not asking this to get you further flamed to death but an honest response would help your cause.

Did you lose your job?

I can't say. Neither of them want the attention or reputation. They shipped enough to cover a big chunk of last months rent, and will both be paid back.

And yeah I lost my job, and thought i was great when i went ot a couple of interviews for new jobs, but the start dates were just so far off. i still haven't started my 2nd job which has a nov 5th start date.


Guess we ll be seeing a lot less of you soon. Why did you give up on waiting tables? Were you blacklisted from all the restaurants in Jax?
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QUOTE(peeweeherman @ Oct 31 2007, 06:47 AM) *
QUOTE(michael @ Oct 31 2007, 02:44 AM) *
QUOTE(peeweeherman @ Oct 31 2007, 06:42 AM) *
hey michael, maybe if you gave us the story behind you suddenly needing cash, you might get more donations

just a thought

peewee, i like you (lord knows why, everyone tells me youre horrible) and think you're pretty funny (and im not buttering you up, you're as broke as me). i got hired for 2 jobs and i thought i was money, but the start dates got pushed back and were all messed up, so i got broke.


and you have no family or no friends in real life that would help you?

yeah, i mean i know some broke waiters and stuff around the beach im friends with, and they'd buy me lunch or some coffee occasionally, and i think the world of them for that, but those guys are broke and have alreadyhelped out with little things enough. i'm not going to talk about my parents, but no they can't help me.


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post Oct 30 2007, 10:51 PM
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kill yourself and collect the life insurance obv
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post Oct 30 2007, 10:54 PM
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A lil off topic, but I'm dreading when felon wakes up.


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Get a job at mcdonalds for a few weeks for the free grease patties. Those nigs are always hiring...
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QUOTE(Reggin_Killa @ Oct 30 2007, 11:21 PM) *
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This has got to be the worst class of 2007 nwp chat idea of all times.

Current fund $10 on fulltilt from rolled (he said i could post his name, obv i will keep anonymous if you insist)


Michael, is there a picture of you online. If you have a cute face ill donate you a little bread if you suck my cock.

Also there was never an E-truce between us through PM, Michael.

Look, I'm not calling you out, but you pmd me saying that you were sick of our flamewar and you didnt wanna continue.


This never happened, I only said I would go easy on you because it was getting old. That wasnt a truce that was me letting up on you in an obviously bad period in your life. Didnt know it was this bad.



You have no soul. Change your fucking sig and go post somewhere else.



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def need begatar after this dibacle michael.

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There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha.
Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.

I'm not sure which indignity is worse:
- Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or...
- Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos

Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.

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QUOTE(michael @ Oct 31 2007, 04:39 PM) *
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The wendys cards will keep you fed for weeks!

I'm afraid what will happen if I handout my address to nwpers. I'm not as resilent as jewdonk.


Anyone who is running out of money for food and rent isn't gonna be worrying about what some clown will do with their address.

The guy is offering you $100 worth of Wendys food. If you are as desperate as you say you are, you would take this instantly.
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