*** According to Brandi, this is Sue: david_sklansky_sue.JPG ( 101.54K )
Number of downloads: 1822
*** Forwarded by confidential source. NWP Radio this Wed.
News story:
Yet another Brandi Hawbaker Rose Naami Dea David Sklansky based DRAMABOMB! Turns out Brandi has been living alone in a 1 bedroom apt. somewhere in LA. After all the drama with Brandon broke, Sklansky initiated contact with Brandi under the guise? of helping her out. Being the filthy old man that it looks like Sklansky is, their convo apparently turned to talks of Brandi having a shaved pussy. She said she didn't, and it appears that is what David Sklansky wanted to hear, so he apparently offered her $260 on Full Tilt Poker to ship the pix of her "peeking out" pubic hair in red panties... which she didn't quite do... or did she? At 4:30am there was a post deleted from 4 and Brandi's account was banned - apparently covering up the whole fiasco. Either way we have have all of David Sklansky's emails to her about this matter... And of course the pix in the BRANDI HAWBAKER / DAVID SKLANSKY RED PANTY PUBIC HAIR THREAD [you are reading it now] *** Note: NWP has also been told by the same source that David Sklansky was in talks with Brandi to pay her $4k to have his girlfriend eat Brandi's pussy while David watched
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Just Had A Converation With Mason From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sat, February 23, 2008 9:56 pm To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Without telling him about your email, I mentioned that you thought we had a double standard. That bothered him a bit and he said to tell you that he just happened to have seen that thread and deleted it. Usually its the mods that do that. And if it was up to him he would delete a lot more threads than they do. Especially if there is a complaint. He simply doesn't even see the threads most of the time. So he agrees that it looks like a double standard and he was apologetic.
But this is a guy who has never utterred a swear word in his life. Thus no pussy hairs. Attached or unattached. So the thread would stay gone no matter what you said. Meanwhile though he laughingly said to tell you that the ban was only three days. In other words if you let this go you can come back and post stuff that will benefit you. I would even vouch for you.
Meanwhile Brandon PMed me that you were so angry that you were trying to befriend him and was quoting Idi Amin. What's up with that? Is it really because the site kept up nasty threads and brought yours down? Like I said we would have taken the others down too I now hear. Or is it because you were insulted that I appeared to be more interested in your body than your mind?
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Re: I protest!!! From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sat, February 23, 2008 7:58 pm To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
A few more thoughts
Unlike those others who have skirmished with you, I am thinking about this from your point of view as well. Its hard to do because once you have decided you are wronged you come out with guns blazing. But I have trained myself to deflect bullets.
From your point of view, you should be angry at me because
1. The thread shouldn't have been deleted
2. You are sure I can fix it
3. When you were going bad I was more interested in pussy pictures than helping you.
Here are the facts:
1. I would never have deleted that thread. Had I seen it I would have admitted it to be true except I would have made clear that the $260 was mainly because you were killing the $24 SitnGos before you tilted off big money in the $500 Satellites. That (true) statement would have made both of us look better.
2. I say again I have ZERO power as to how the site is run. Compared to Mason that is. Or Mat for that matter. Forwarding your email to Mat may have been a mistake on my part. But I believe I can fix it if you calm down.
3. Had you wrote me to ship the $260 but no pictures in return, I would have still done it. It was your cheap trick that bugged me. And I was about to forgive you anyway while watching your plight on FTP. As far as me and young girls you are way off base. That's a recent thing that fell into my lap. But its irrelevant anyway. The readers just eat that shit up.
The bottom line is that I perfectly understand why you are mad and frustrated. But I am 90% innocent. For the 10% guilt I'm willing to restart where we left off. That is what you wanted when you made that post and that is what I am offering now.
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: (no subject) From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sat, February 16, 2008 10:02 pm To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile you say I am the weirdest person you know. So you won't be surprised when I ask for you to email me a photo of the "peeking out" I told you about. In return I'll send you $260, enough for ten SitnGos. Nothing else. If you play only them, go broke, and are nice to me, there will be more where that came from. Be mean to me or play even one dollar in other games before we discuss it and I will never speak to you again. Your call.
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Re: (no subject) From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sun, February 17, 2008 12:38 am To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think I'm owed a picture. Preferably red panties.
P.S> just figured out about he attachment code in NWP... pretty slick lithuanians
3/1/07: New info, emailed to me from Brandi's crazy ass, legitimacy obv. in question because she is a pathological liar... She shipped me this email and the pic attached saying that this was in fact David Sklansky's "Sue"
------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Now That My Anger Has Subsided From: Dsklansky@Iwishicoulddodamagecontrolonthisfuckedupsituation.edu Date: Sat, March 1, 2008 5:12 pm To: brandi@Icouldbemakingthisshitupbecauseimreallycrazy.net Cc: nocluewhotheCCis@gmail.com --------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am thinking better.
For instance I realize that "extortion" is the better word than "blackmail". You are an extortionist. You threatened to hurt me if I didn't do something. That is undeniable. Technically you are also a blackmailer because of your $260 request. And there is little doubt you would have soon asked for a lot more. But I don't want to use a word that you have an argument against.
So every poker player big, or small, that I know, I will tell that you are an extrtionist. Who used the plight of a handicapped girl as your weapon. They will also meet her. So that it will be clear that the relationship is to her benefit. And that you were not exposing a "wrong". I will also tell then that you are a medicre poker player who will probably try to steal from anyone who stakes you. I will not ask card rooms to bar you. But they well might just do that to please me. Don't think my ignoring you on our site is anything but acquiescing to Mat and Mason. Most of my waking momets are still devoted to you.
You on the other hand can tell people I am a creepy pervert. I can easily show I'm not nearly as bad as you imply. And I can point out how ridiculous it is to call asking for a bikini picture immoral, but getting paid to watch cocaine addicts jack off, isn't. In any case it doesn't matter. The truth about you will make people not stake you, not let you into their casinos, and not write flattering articles about you. The truth about me will make people -----uh nothing. They will still buy my books and have interesting conversations with me. They were never interested in my dick's activities anyway. You on the other hand will be left only with those guys who are trying to fuck you.
So you see that it is probably not neccessary for me to do anythig illegal to make sure you get what you deserve. HOWEVER it is important to understand that you might be in such jeapardy without my knowledge. For instance you know I have young friends, who have friends, who have friends who do nasty things at the blink of an eye. Drive by shootings etc. To do something like throw some paint on a good dress would be nothing to them. If I ever told my friends that your obsession with your looks means that you would be appalled if that happened to you once, let alone a dozen times, they might do that behind my back just to please me. Asking nothing in return They might even think I'd like it better if it was acid rather than paint since that would mean people would say "guess you can't talk about Sue now". I would never want them to to do that but you never know about those guys.
The reason I am telling you this is not because there is something you could do to change things. There is nothing you can do either for me or to me. No, the reason I am telling you is because the anticipation of wondering what will happen is at least as bad as the act itself. You proved that to me when you put me through the anguish of worrying about Sue. Basically the only option available is to leave the poker world forever. Ply your trade elsewhere. Suicide wouldn't be a bad option either. If you do that I will promise to stop badmouthing you.
Notice that I am sending a copy of this email to Jenn. We have put her through a lot so the least I could do was send her something that I know will provide her some enjoyment.
------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: [original subject deleted in forwarding to me from Druff] From: Dsklansky@holyshitimactuallytilting.old.man Date: [also date fucked up in forward... i will get the correct info up here from Druff] To: DanDruff@Druffsrealemail.com Cc: The internet --------------------------------------------------------------------------
[name withheld] just saved the three of yours lives with her post on two plus two. Assuming I can call off Sue's dad who has seen her wife's past resurrected on your slimy sight. But I will still do anything I can legally, to ruin all three of you. I will spend 25K to cost you 5K at each and every turn. I will pay gorgeous actors to entice your wives and girlfriends to cheat on you. Etc. etc.
Even though the Sue pictures showed you have no regard for decency they will just make you look foolish. when Sue shows her face to the world very soon. The Sue mom pictures however exposed a long dark secret that you had no right to expose. You all three deserve to die excrutiating deaths. You all need to kiss [name withheld]'s feet.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the only 2 emails David Sklansky has ever sent me. Note the dates, some of this shit is out of order maybe...]
QUOTE(david sklansky)
From: Dsklansky@creepyoldguyswithyounginbredgirlfriendsthatarereallymorenormalthanthey ppearontheinternet.net Date: Mon, 3 Mar 2008 03:52:07 -0500 Subject: Re: also To: bmicon@hotmail.com
I'm not banning anybody. I'm practically banned myself. Sue is far less handicapped than those old pictures imply. Far less handicapped than my own post implied. Brandi knew that. She knew that the relationship was not nearly as weird as it was made out to be. You never doublechecked with any of the hundreds of people who could have verified that.
Regardless of how Brandi gyrates, she is guilty of extortion. "Put back my thread or I will expose......" Simple crime I am going to prosecute her for. Regardless of how she gyrates she can't answer simple poker questions so she won't get staked. Regardless of how she tries to spin things she can't escape the fact that she stole from Brandon, stole from Newhouse and didn't mind printing scandalous things about Jamie Gold just so she could set the record straight about an unrelated subject. No one will touch her. Unless they can touch her.
If you want to pay Sue 100K to interview her I believe I can get permission, Otherwise I won't be answering any more of your messages.
I reply with:
QUOTE(Micon)
1) someone is banning anyone with an affiliation to NWP over @ two plus two. Me included.. Druff too.
2) If Sue is far less handicapped than the story appears, come on NWP radio on Wed. @ 8:30pm and tell us the whole story man! that is the way to "clear your name." The interview will be respectful, but we will ask the tough questions. If your relationship with Sue is not as creepy as it appears to be with the pictures and information from Brandi then please come on and explain it to us... you know as well as I do in the poker media you are guilty until proven innocent.
3) Obv never shipping you a 100ball to interview your girlfriend.
-/\/\icon
then he replies with:
QUOTE(David Sklansky)
Understand there are pictures of her on your site. Her new husband is curious whether Martha approves of that?
So then this is odd... so I reply with:
QUOTE(Micon)
1) I don't understand this email...
2) please link me to the picture you are talking about...
3) I don't know anything about Sue's mom (honestly I don't read the site very completely) or the fact that she has a new husband... and it is that husband that is curious whether Martha approves of his new bride's picture being on her boyfriend's website?
4) I had to read 3 again myself... so by Martha you mean my girlfriend Martha?
5) I am a little taken back by the fact that you have read my website so completely to know that...
6) on a personal note, Martha cares very little what I do as long as I'm making money for her expensive spa habits.
-/\/\icon
#6 is a joke, and of course this was before I realized that David Sklansky's brain doesn't process jokes... it's all facts. but whatever. pretty creepy as it has been said on many other websites - it is odd, the first word everyone thinks of after they read this is "creepy"...
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QUOTE(micon @ Feb 23 2008, 10:22 PM)
*** Forwarded by confidential source. NWP Radio this Wed.
News story:
Yet another Brandi Hawbaker Rose Naami Dea David Sklansky based DRAMABOMB! Turns out Brandi has been living alone in a 1 bedroom apt. somewhere in LA. After all the drama with Brandon broke, Sklansky initiated contact with Brandi under the guise? of helping her out. Being the filthy old man that it looks like Sklansky is, their convo apparently turned to talks of Brandi having a shaved pussy. She said she didn't, and it appears that is what David Sklansky wanted to hear, so he apparently offered her $260 on Full Tilt Poker to ship the pix of her "peeking out" pubic hair in red panties... which she didn't quite do... or did she? At 4:30am there was a post deleted from 4 and Brandi's account was banned - apparently covering up the whole fiasco. Either way we have have all of David Sklansky's emails to her about this matter... And of course the pix in the BRANDI HAWBAKER / DAVID SKLANSKY RED PANTY PUBIC HAIR THREAD [you are reading it now] *** Note: NWP has also been told by the same source that David Sklansky was in talks with Brandi to pay her $4k to have his girlfriend eat Brandi's pussy while David watched
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Just Had A Converation With Mason From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sat, February 23, 2008 9:56 pm To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Without telling him about your email, I mentioned that you thought we had a double standard. That bothered him a bit and he said to tell you that he just happened to have seen that thread and deleted it. Usually its the mods that do that. And if it was up to him he would delete a lot more threads than they do. Especially if there is a complaint. He simply doesn't even see the threads most of the time. So he agrees that it looks like a double standard and he was apologetic.
But this is a guy who has never utterred a swear word in his life. Thus no pussy hairs. Attached or unattached. So the thread would stay gone no matter what you said. Meanwhile though he laughingly said to tell you that the ban was only three days. In other words if you let this go you can come back and post stuff that will benefit you. I would even vouch for you.
Meanwhile Brandon PMed me that you were so angry that you were trying to befriend him and was quoting Idi Amin. What's up with that? Is it really because the site kept up nasty threads and brought yours down? Like I said we would have taken the others down too I now hear. Or is it because you were insulted that I appeared to be more interested in your body than your mind?
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Re: I protest!!! From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sat, February 23, 2008 7:58 pm To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
A few more thoughts
Unlike those others who have skirmished with you, I am thinking about this from your point of view as well. Its hard to do because once you have decided you are wronged you come out with guns blazing. But I have trained myself to deflect bullets.
From your point of view, you should be angry at me because
1. The thread shouldn't have been deleted
2. You are sure I can fix it
3. When you were going bad I was more interested in pussy pictures than helping you.
Here are the facts:
1. I would never have deleted that thread. Had I seen it I would have admitted it to be true except I would have made clear that the $260 was mainly because you were killing the $24 SitnGos before you tilted off big money in the $500 Satellites. That (true) statement would have made both of us look better.
2. I say again I have ZERO power as to how the site is run. Compared to Mason that is. Or Mat for that matter. Forwarding your email to Mat may have been a mistake on my part. But I believe I can fix it if you calm down.
3. Had you wrote me to ship the $260 but no pictures in return, I would have still done it. It was your cheap trick that bugged me. And I was about to forgive you anyway while watching your plight on FTP. As far as me and young girls you are way off base. That's a recent thing that fell into my lap. But its irrelevant anyway. The readers just eat that shit up.
The bottom line is that I perfectly understand why you are mad and frustrated. But I am 90% innocent. For the 10% guilt I'm willing to restart where we left off. That is what you wanted when you made that post and that is what I am offering now.
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: (no subject) From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sat, February 16, 2008 10:02 pm To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile you say I am the weirdest person you know. So you won't be surprised when I ask for you to email me a photo of the "peeking out" I told you about. In return I'll send you $260, enough for ten SitnGos. Nothing else. If you play only them, go broke, and are nice to me, there will be more where that came from. Be mean to me or play even one dollar in other games before we discuss it and I will never speak to you again. Your call.
---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: Re: (no subject) From: [Real David Sklansky email withheld] Date: Sun, February 17, 2008 12:38 am To: [Real Brandi email withheld because u r all psychos] --------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think I'm owed a picture. Preferably red panties.
P.S> just figured out about he attachment code in NWP... pretty slick lithuanians
She isn't even in the panties, what a fucking waste.
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only thing Im confused about:
in the post it looks like David sent her those pics but that cant be right. So, Im assuming she sent those pics back to him to fulfill her obligation but in a not really kind of way? Pretty funny if true. Also, she was playing cash games on FTP the other day so I guess they arent talking anymore.
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yo we need hut, 4dragons, vwls or wrench to do a fast sklansky pshop diss so we can get some graphics for the front page of this story. Nice one micon, nwp hasn't broke one of these in awhile.
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QUOTE(Epistate @ Feb 23 2008, 10:34 PM)
only thing Im confused about:
in the post it looks like David sent her those pics but that cant be right. So, Im assuming she sent those pics back to him to fulfill her obligation but in a not really kind of way? Pretty funny if true. Also, she was playing cash games on FTP the other day so I guess they arent talking anymore.
Yeah, it was like a fuck you to him for being a pervert and requesting peeking out pics. Brandi posted the pics on 2+2 at 4:30 am last night... thread immed deleted and she was banned
"3. Had you wrote me to ship the $260 but no pictures in return, I would have still done it. It was your cheap trick that bugged me. And I was about to forgive you anyway while watching your plight on FTP."
WOW what a prince.
gaggings, dot
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Brandi, what would really show David is if you now took pictures of you actually wearing those red panties and posted them here. If you were bent over a little and looking back at the camera, it would totally burn him.
-B
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Someone dig some dirt on what sort of perverted, kiny shit sklansky is really into. The guys banging a 17 year old (or was I heard), this all has to be barely scratching the surface...
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