Hay guz Im a big fan of this forum....well actually Im a big fan of Sonatine. To be honest I do not understand any of the posts in here and that makes me sad.

I want to have security too fellas! OK so I have a question that will dumb down this forum a few notches:
Lately I have been having problem with my printers. I have switched out 3 laptops and 3 different all in one printers. I keep on having strange occurrences when I try to print. It will say that my printer is disconnected even though my computer shows a good connection. Or it will simply do nothing.
My question is....could it be a virus that picked up on a NWP, Boris or beastiality website? What is the best way for me to protect my computer from viruses? Keep in mind that I have no critical data on these computers, but I hate hassle. My Vista Windows keeps asking me to purchase One Care or something like that every day and reminds me that I am vulnerable with no firewall.
1. Viruses fuck up printers?
2. What should I buy/steal to protect from computer critters?