The Tale of Ming, Crazy Asian girl drama...

About 2 years before I moved to Vegas a long time buddy of mine called me up and says "dude, I just found out about an Asian Massage Parlor down in Christiana (a town in Delaware), do me a favor and go check it out." Let me tell you that massage parlors in Delaware are non existent... it is a completely unheard of phenomena. The only parlors in the Delaware vicinity are up in Philly, and mostly very shady. So I immediately hopped in my ride and trekked on down to Christiana.

The place was actually in an office suite, with no sign or anything. I walked in and was greeted by a nice older Asian lady who did the usual meet and greet and then brought me to one of the back rooms. I got undressed and waited. A few minutes later in walks a very cute, young Asian girl and the game begins.

I remember the massage was good, nothing special, and she seemed very shy and inexperienced. When it came time for the happy ending part of the massage all I got was a "thank you very much, have a nice day". Nothing, not even a rub to the nuts. This was a first and I really didn't know what to do. The entire massage all I could think about was getting my nut off with this very cute young Asian babe, and now she was leaving me high and dry. Couldn't believe it. So now it was a mission to have some sort of sexual encounter with this girl. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she said no, she had just moved here two weeks ago from NY. I then asked her for her # and if she would like to go out and see the town and she happily agreed.

Later that night we went out on a date, which was very nice. Her name was Ming and was 24 years old, she was from China and had moved here only a few months before that. Not sure if she was on a student visa or what, but she was here for the long haul. Her English was actually pretty good, and she was a very sweet, innocent girl, or so I thought. I asked her why she was working in the massage place and she told me that she had answered a classified add that was looking for Asian girls to give professional massage. I then explained to her what that business was really about, and she laughed and said "I always wonder why the men look at me funny when massage was over." The date went very well and I walked her to her apt. door and got a very nice kiss.

The next day I called her and she told me she had just quit the massage parlor and was looking for a new job. I asked her if she would like to go out again and she said yes. I took her out to dinner and a movie and ended up shagging her that night in her apartment. She was definitely a great lay and made those squeeky, almost crying noises that Asian girls make in pornos. Good stuff. I of course didn't spend the night, as I had to go home and do my normal new girl lay celebration of smoking as many bong hits as possible.

I continued to see Ming and things started getting a little deep. She would even ask me to come over after my bartending shifts on the weekends so she could cook me breakfast, massage my legs and then fuck the shit out of my tired ass. After about 2-3 weeks after our first date she told me she loved me and that she wanted to move to Vegas with me. This scared me. At the time I knew I was moving to Vegas soon (I actually moved to Vegas about 10 months from the original planned date) so I didn't really want to get serious with anyone. Aside from that, a Puerto Rican girl (the girl I have posted the lingerie pics of) that I had a hard on over for years had just moved back to Wilmington from her sisters place in Maryland, and she started calling me asking to hang out.

Quick rewind... About a week or so after dating Ming, she asked me if I could loan her $400 because she wasn't going to be able to pay her rent. She said she would pay me back in a week, and I said that's fine, just please don't make me ask for it, and if it's going to be longer it's not a problem but to just let me know. A week went by and nothing. Then two, then three. I didn't say anything because I was enjoying the relationship and the $400 wasn't really a big deal, but the principle of the matter was annoying me secretly. The Jew in me gets really bothered by these types of things. Being a drug dealer for years and having to front out and then deal with collecting really soured me towards these types of situations, even still to this day.

So after about a month and a half of seeing Ming I start to notice little things about her that really got on my nerves, and I also felt that I should fade back because I really didn't want to hurt her, and knew the relationship was going nowhere. Another factor in all of this was my brother was busting my balls relentlessly over seeing an Asian girl that worked in a massage parlor. My brother and I have this thing where we can completely ruin a girl for each other by just saying something negative about her. We have ruined very hot normal girls for each other over the years, so an Asian massage parlor girl was extremely easy pickens for him. Fucker! I remember the final straw was he, I and my father were going out to dinner one night and my brother says "hey, tell dad about the new Asian girl your seeing." I said "well, uh, her name is Ming, she's 24, and she just moved here from China a few months ago, also she's very hot." My dad perks up and says "oh yeah? Where di you meet her?" Snickers from the peanut gallery in the back seat. "Well," I said, "I met her in a massage parlor down in Christiana." My dad says "WHAT??? You're dating a happy ending girl?" Feeling stupid now I say "well not exactly, she got the job but didn't know it was about that. She claims she never did it for anyone." Now they're both laughing at me hysterically, which obviously annoyed the shit out of me. I say "you guys are assholes, you'd be doing the exact same thing if you were in my shoes. You have no idea how good this girl is to me. I get off of work at 4am and go to her place and this girl gets up just to cook me breakfast and rub my legs, then she sucks and fucks the shit out of me. We were sitting watching a movie the other day and out of the blue she just unzips my pants and starts blowing me." My brother then says "yeah, I'll bet she folds and irons your shirts up real nice for you too." Ruined! With that one convo she was done in my mind.

In the meantime I start seeing the Puerto Rican. Her name was Jenny and like I said, I had been after her for years, but the timing was always fucked between us. This time I was letting nothing stop me. So we started dating and I did my best to fade away from Ming. Meanwhile Ming is calling me all the time so I finally just tell her "look, I really don't want to get serious with anyone right now, and that I thought she was a great girl, but I just didn't want to hurt her down the road." She cried and told me she loved me, and I said "Ming, I really like you, but you have only known me for a very short time and you really don't know me enough to be in love with me." BTW, all this time I never even mentioned the $400, and was willing to just forget about it and just let her go on her way.

A few days later I start getting calls from her non stop where she's leaving me messages like this...

"HEY, I know you busy at fucking, that all you good at. I know you with other girl. I no give you your $400 dolla back. I gong to find other man and he going to kick your ass for what you do to me"

I wish I had saved these messages cause they were classic. I played them for a few friends at work and they insisted on playing them over and over again as they would laugh hysterically every time. For months at work all I would here from people "I know you busy at fucking, that all you good at!"

Meanwhile things between Jenny and I are taking off. Was the best relationship I had ever had up to that point. Everything was just incredible and everything I had hoped it would be.

So one night after I get off from work (Jenny would just sit at my bar and wait for me to get off) we go back to my place and have some incredible marathon sex. While we were fucking my cell starts going off, and I know who it is (Ming) which angers me, but also helps me to fuck Jenny even harder and longer. We get done and Jenny goes to the bathroom, so I immediately check my messages. Of course it's Ming and she says "I have your money, I'm coming to your house now." Oh fuck! Well Jenny comes back into the room and immediately there is a pounding on my door.....


***Intermission***



At this time it was about 6am, and Jenny says to me "who the fuck is that?" I say "I have no fucking clue, stay here." I rush to the door and there is Ming pounding on the door balling her eyes out screaming "I know you in there!!!" I open it and she immediately tries rushing past me into the house but I block her off and close the door behind me forcing us both outside. Ming says "I know you have girl in there, I want talk to her!" "Ming there is no girl in there, I am trying to fucking sleep go the fuck home." Basically we went back and forth for a solid 20 minutes bickering about whether or not there was a girl inside, while the whole time I'm praying Jenny doesn't come out to investigate. Ming finally settles down a bit and says "I have your money." I say "Ok, let me have it so I can go in and go to sleep." She says "Ok, it's over in my Jeep." So we start walking over to her Jeep and then she darts back to my door thinking she was going to get in. Of course the door was locked, and she starts pounding and kicking it again, crying and screaming. Now I was at the point of blowing up. I put her in a bear hug from behind and while she's kicking and screaming I position myself between her and the door and let her go pushing her away from me. I quickly unlock the door and push her away again, then slide in and close it behind me while she makes another rush at the door, kicking it at the end. I tell her through the window "Ming, you are really pissing me the fuck off, get back in your Jeep and please just go home, I promise I will call you later, but if you don't leave right now I am calling the cops." She looks at me like a lost puppy and says "You will call police on me?" I say "Absofuckinglutely!" She then walks off crying. Phew.

I go back to my bedroom and there was Jenny still up watching TV. She asks me "What the fuck was that shit... I heard some crazy Asian sounding bitch." I obv hadn't done anything wrong so I spill the beans to Jenny and she understands and is cool with it. She says "She's gone right, and you're not seeing her anymore, right." I laugh and tell her not a chance in hell. Well, right then pounding on my door starts again. By now it's like 7am. I say "That's it, I'm calling the police." And go out into my living room and make the call. Meanwhile the banging stops. I go to the door and look outside and nothing, but her Jeep was still there, so I walk around the side of the house and here is where things got extremely comical....

I lived in an older house at the time without central air, and I had window unit A/C's in each of the rooms. Ming had slid the window unit to the side and wedged her way into the bedroom window and was screaming at Jenny "You come out here talk to me, he very nasty boy, we both good woman, you come talk." Jenny says back to her with her very hard Rican accent "get the fuck out of the window you fucking crack head!!!!" When I think back about this scene it is without question one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed. A Chinese girl arguing with a Puerto Rican is pure comedy and I hope I see this sometime again in my life, just not in this situation. So, obv I wasn't amused at the time and I quickly grabbed Ming by the back of her pants and pulled her out the window. She quickly turns around and says "You very nasty, I know you nasty." Then she takes a swing at me, which I dodge. She starts balling again uncontrollably and just sits down on the grass flailing her arms around. Then the cops come around the corner and of course it's one of guys I know really well on the Wilmington Police force. He is the passenger cop and immediately upon seeing me starts pointing and laughing. I walk over to him and he says "I thought that call was you." I tell him the whole history about Ming and I and what she had just done and he asks me if I want to press charges. I tell him no, I just want her gone so I can go back to bed. He says "Alright, just go inside we got it from here." We shake hands and I go back in. Ming meanwhile was still balling her eyes out and screaming while the cops try to pick her up.

I go back inside to Jenny who is still awake, and she immediately says "Did you fuck that girl?" Partly ashamed I say "Yes." She says "What the fuck were you thinking, she's Asian! You know what you did to her? You can't be fucking Asian girls with that dick." We both laughed hysterically. (cheesy brag post) God I loved Jenny, she always knew how to make me laugh and would say things like this that were just so damn funny, she had a great sense of humor.

Anyway, we lay back down in bed and start to fall asleep. About half an hour later a horn starts blowing outside of my bedroom window, which I figure is my cop buddy to fill me in on what happened after I left. I get up and go back outside to find Ming locked in her Jeep pounding on the horn while baling her eyes out with 4 cops surrounding the Jeep. My buddy sees me and immediately desperately motions for me to go back inside. So I go back in and watch the rest from the window. She finally pulled off, then a block down the road pulled back over again. A big black cop gets who was following her gets out of his car, goes up to her drivers side window and shouts "I promise you I am about to break through this plastic window and lock your crazy ass up. Either leave right now or you are going to jail." Ming finally got some sense and took off and I finally got to go to bed.

I saw her a few more times after that as she came up with a dude to my bar, I guess to flaunt that she had a new boyfriend, which of course relieved the shit out of me. She would also call me from time to time, even after I moved to Vegas. She moved back to NY and was working in an office building 2 blocks away from the WTC before it went down. She called me the day she went back to work (about two weeks after 9/11) and told me that her desk and floor in her office building were covered with ash and it smelled like dead people. She also sent me a check for $300, which of course bounced. LOL. I kept it as a souvenir.

and Im glad toots doesnt know to read this forum...lol

This is a classic

uhoh

so awesome. see if you can get your thread about your buddy making everyone think you were gay on the phone in here, I remember your dad had some classic lines in that one too.

Oh, you mean the thread that caused Jewdonk to accuse me of copying his style. Good idea.

hahah awesome story.

piccccccs

Lol, no shit......

How does he expect us to jack off to this shit without pics?

Now there's a man with priorities

Unfortunately I've never been a big picture taker and never got a pic of Ming. Just picture your typical cute Chinese girl and that was her.

true they all seem blend together