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Welcome to Ask vegas1369, stolen from Boris

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post Mar 1 2008, 04:06 AM
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In a vain attempt to keep up with the Joneses, NWP now has its own "Ask vegas1369" forum.

Actually, it seems like a decent idea, and vegas1369 asked if he could have one here, so we figured we'd give him a shot.

I see potential!
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post Mar 1 2008, 04:07 AM
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If it's good enough for Boris, it's good enough for NWP...

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post Mar 1 2008, 04:09 AM
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Actually I'm literally numb to black cocks now...they wash over me like a warm summer breeze.


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post Mar 1 2008, 05:12 AM
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You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


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post Mar 1 2008, 05:17 AM
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i like it.

bartenders know things.

vegas bartenders know awesome things.


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post Mar 1 2008, 07:28 AM
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post Mar 1 2008, 07:54 AM
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How many beers is it safe to switch to hard liquor without getting sick. Assume 5 jack and cokes.


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I would post the ultrasound pic, but I don't want my child to be the youngest person ever photoshopped sitting next to hofnig or some other random black cock.

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post Mar 1 2008, 08:46 AM
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Boris 3 NWP 0 ?


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post Mar 2 2008, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE(GAMBLE-BOT @ Mar 1 2008, 09:54 AM) *
How many beers is it safe to switch to hard liquor without getting sick. Assume 5 jack and cokes.


Not sure if this is a serious question, but it's my boy GAMBLE-BOT so it has to be answered. This is a tough question, mainly because everyone is different. I personally can't drink anything that's brown (whiskeys mainly) without getting massively ill. Then there are the people that can drink 10 Jack on the rocks and act like they're not even drunk and wake up fine the next day. I always stick with vodka and as long as I don't go crazy I usually don't get sick. I would say to stay safe, I wouldn't drink more than 4 beers before moving to the hard stuff if you're a guy of average height and weight, and that's 4 light beers to avoid bloating. I'll tell you though man, I see guys down 6-10 beers in one sitting on top of shots of the brown stuff, and they very rarely get sick in my presence. Like I said, just depends on you.

Curious, what has your past experience with this been?
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post Mar 2 2008, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif
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post Mar 2 2008, 01:22 AM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 06:28 PM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


So now you have TWO ask vegas forums?

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I don't think their is anything wrong in tasting your own cock, i taste mine all the time during sex with my bird

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post Mar 2 2008, 01:36 AM
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QUOTE(Azzclown @ Mar 2 2008, 03:22 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 06:28 PM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


So now you have TWO ask vegas forums?

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Yes sir. Thanks for noticing my hypocrisy. You can only imagine how upset I was after typing out a good response only to find I had been blocked. You were right to call me out though, I probably would do the same. I just figured it's already out there, so why not try and have some fun with it.

Just to let people know, I had told Azz recently that my biggest regret was letting people know I am a bartender in Vegas because I get a lot of PM's from "fucktards" asking to hook them up when they come out to Vegas, and I'm the asshole when I don't. Then I go and get a forum promoting the fact that I'm a bartender in Vegas. russian_roulette.gif
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post Mar 2 2008, 02:04 AM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 04:36 AM) *
QUOTE(Azzclown @ Mar 2 2008, 03:22 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 06:28 PM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


So now you have TWO ask vegas forums?

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Yes sir. Thanks for noticing my hypocrisy. You can only imagine how upset I was after typing out a good response only to find I had been blocked. You were right to call me out though, I probably would do the same. I just figured it's already out there, so why not try and have some fun with it.

Just to let people know, I had told Azz recently that my biggest regret was letting people know I am a bartender in Vegas because I get a lot of PM's from "fucktards" asking to hook them up when they come out to Vegas, and I'm the asshole when I don't. Then I go and get a forum promoting the fact that I'm a bartender in Vegas. russian_roulette.gif


the beatles had the same problem, youre in good company


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post Mar 2 2008, 02:37 AM
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QUOTE(dual @ Mar 2 2008, 04:04 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 04:36 AM) *
QUOTE(Azzclown @ Mar 2 2008, 03:22 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 06:28 PM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


So now you have TWO ask vegas forums?

lollilmicon2.jpg


Yes sir. Thanks for noticing my hypocrisy. You can only imagine how upset I was after typing out a good response only to find I had been blocked. You were right to call me out though, I probably would do the same. I just figured it's already out there, so why not try and have some fun with it.

Just to let people know, I had told Azz recently that my biggest regret was letting people know I am a bartender in Vegas because I get a lot of PM's from "fucktards" asking to hook them up when they come out to Vegas, and I'm the asshole when I don't. Then I go and get a forum promoting the fact that I'm a bartender in Vegas. russian_roulette.gif


the beatles had the same problem, youre in good company


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post Mar 2 2008, 02:49 AM
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post Mar 2 2008, 02:54 AM
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QUOTE(degenperv @ Mar 2 2008, 04:49 AM) *


WOW!!! Much better clarity.
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post Mar 2 2008, 08:05 AM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 08:28 AM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.
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post Mar 2 2008, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE(Animosity @ Mar 2 2008, 10:05 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 08:28 AM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.


Michael was part of my council and assured me that Micon will be blowing up huge over the next few years. As insurance Michael has promised me 15% of his total Omaha winnings over the next 2 years if this prediction is not accurate. Full proof plan my friend.
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post Mar 2 2008, 11:01 AM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 06:53 PM) *
QUOTE(Animosity @ Mar 2 2008, 10:05 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 08:28 AM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.


Michael was part of my council and assured me that Micon will be blowing up huge over the next few years. As insurance Michael has promised me 15% of his total Omaha winnings over the next 2 years if this prediction is not accurate. Full proof plan my friend.


In light of this new evidence, your retirement fund is safe.

Carry on with the shenanigans.
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post Mar 3 2008, 12:45 PM
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I NEW THAT BOY WOULD BE SOMEBODY SOMEDAY. not worthy 1.gif


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