I hope this nigga, Mo' fuckin shit

I hope this nigga burns in a grease fire.



PokerStars Game #14593441893: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/16 - 04:23:28 (ET)
Table 'Pretoria' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: arpattila ($2.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Hudsucker1 ($5.85 in chips)
Seat 3: SRGAMBLELOT ($2.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Truman_59 ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: scummbagg ($1.89 in chips)
Seat 6: hisallure ($8.11 in chips)
Seat 7: loganhd ($8.82 in chips)
Seat 8: k_moeritz ($4.08 in chips)
Seat 9: boyd81 ($2.33 in chips)
SRGAMBLELOT: posts small blind $0.02
Truman_59: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boyd81 [Ah Jh]
scummbagg is disconnected
scummbagg is connected
scummbagg: folds
hisallure: folds
loganhd: folds
k_moeritz: folds
hisallure is sitting out
boyd81: raises $0.15 to $0.20
arpattila: folds
Hudsucker1: folds
SRGAMBLELOT: calls $0.18
Truman_59: calls $0.15
*** FLOP *** [Js 4h 4c]
SRGAMBLELOT: checks
Truman_59: bets $0.30
boyd81: raises $0.45 to $0.75
SRGAMBLELOT: folds
Truman_59: raises $1.75 to $2.50
boyd81: calls $1.38 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Js 4h 4c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 4h 4c 5d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Truman_59: shows [9c 5h] (a full house, Fives full of Fours)
boyd81: shows [Ah Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Truman_59 collected $4.66 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.86 | Rake $0.20
Board [Js 4h 4c 5d 5c]
Seat 1: arpattila folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hudsucker1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SRGAMBLELOT (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Truman_59 (big blind) showed [9c 5h] and won ($4.66) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Seat 5: scummbagg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: hisallure folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: loganhd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: k_moeritz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: boyd81 showed [Ah Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives

outplayed

Unfucking real.




PokerStars Game #14596231058: Tournament #74016144, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/01/16 - 09:39:48 (ET)
Table '74016144 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Coach Jay 78 (1590 in chips)
Seat 2: boyd81 (1400 in chips)
Seat 3: buster56x (1520 in chips)
Seat 4: TEXAN.1111 (1680 in chips)
Seat 5: HansN69 (2140 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: gerrydedijk (1100 in chips)
Seat 7: Bobba54 (1420 in chips)
Seat 8: KingCur (1280 in chips)
Seat 9: 123ATG (1370 in chips)
Coach Jay 78: posts small blind 10
boyd81: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boyd81 [9h 9c]
buster56x: calls 20
TEXAN.1111: calls 20
HansN69: folds
gerrydedijk: folds
Bobba54: folds
KingCur: calls 20
123ATG: raises 80 to 100
Coach Jay 78: folds
boyd81: calls 80
buster56x: calls 80
TEXAN.1111: folds
KingCur: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 3c 5c]
boyd81: checks
buster56x: checks
123ATG: bets 200
boyd81: raises 420 to 620
buster56x: folds
123ATG: raises 650 to 1270 and is all-in
boyd81: calls 650
*** TURN *** [4h 3c 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [4h 3c 5c 6s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boyd81: shows [9h 9c] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
123ATG: shows [6c 6d] (a full house, Sixes full of Fours)
123ATG collected 2890 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2890 | Rake 0
Board [4h 3c 5c 6s 4s]
Seat 1: Coach Jay 78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: boyd81 (big blind) showed [9h 9c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fours
Seat 3: buster56x folded on the Flop
Seat 4: TEXAN.1111 folded before Flop
Seat 5: HansN69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gerrydedijk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bobba54 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KingCur folded before Flop
Seat 9: 123ATG (button) showed [6c 6d] and won (2890) with a full house, Sixes full of Fours