penis

Table Vita (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: zigggy069 ($384.35)
Seat 2: dual ($400)
dual posts the small blind of $2
zigggy069 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dual [8d Js]
dual raises to $12
zigggy069 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5h 7h 9s]
zigggy069 checks
dual bets $16
zigggy069 calls $16
*** TURN *** [5h 7h 9s] [Tc]
zigggy069 checks
dual bets $40
zigggy069 calls $40
*** RIVER *** [5h 7h 9s Tc] [Qc]
zigggy069 checks
dual bets $100
zigggy069 raises to $236
dual raises to $332, and is all in
zigggy069 calls $80.35, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $15.65 returned to dual
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dual shows [8d Js] a straight, Queen high
zigggy069 shows [Kd Jh] a straight, King high
zigggy069 wins the pot ($768.20) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $768.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5h 7h 9s Tc Qc]
Seat 1: zigggy069 (big blind) showed [Kd Jh] and won ($768.20) with a straight, King high
Seat 2: dual (small blind) showed [8d Js] and lost with a straight, Queen high

$40 call on turn. Wow. Super user account?

fag

Full Tilt Poker Table Alta (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em -
Seat 1: BigBad80 ($170.95)
Seat 2: browerkid ($479.30)
Seat 3: thenewstu ($242)
Seat 4: dual ($396)
Seat 5: Silhouette11 ($1,072.30)
Seat 6: gomore ($432.70)
browerkid posts the small blind of $2
thenewstu posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dual [Qh Qd]
dual raises to $14
Silhouette11 folds
gomore folds
BigBad80: how u nake out?
BigBad80: make
BigBad80 calls $14
browerkid calls $12
thenewstu folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 3c 4d]
browerkid checks
dual bets $24
BigBad80 folds
browerkid calls $24
*** TURN *** [Qs 3c 4d] [Ts]
browerkid checks
dual bets $68
browerkid has 15 seconds left to act
BigBad80: nice
browerkid has requested TIME
browerkid raises to $200
dual raises to $358, and is all in
browerkid calls $158
dual shows [Qh Qd]
browerkid shows [4c 4s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 3c 4d Ts] [7s]
dual shows three of a kind, Queens
browerkid shows three of a kind, Fours
dual wins the pot ($807) with three of a kind, Queens
BigBad80: damn
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $810 | Rake $3
Board: [Qs 3c 4d Ts 7s]
Seat 1: BigBad80 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: browerkid (small blind) showed [4c 4s] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 3: thenewstu (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: dual showed [Qh Qd] and won ($807) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: Silhouette11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: gomore didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game : Table Gateway (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: js00gt ($272.65)
Seat 2: dual ($392)
Seat 3: Akios ($507)
Seat 4: mr rsl ($432)
Seat 5: locks18 ($863.60)
Seat 6: AmericanGangstr ($624.50)
dual posts the small blind of $2
Akios posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dual [Ah 9c]
mr rsl folds
locks18 folds
AmericanGangstr folds
js00gt raises to $8
dual calls $6
Akios folds
*** FLOP *** [3c As Ad]
dual bets $16
js00gt raises to $32
dual calls $16
*** TURN *** [3c As Ad] [8d]
dual checks
js00gt bets $80
dual calls $80
*** RIVER *** [3c As Ad 8d] [9s]
dual bets $244
js00gt calls $152.65, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $91.35 returned to dual
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dual shows [Ah 9c] a full house, Aces full of Nines
js00gt mucks
dual wins the pot ($546.30) with a full house, Aces full of Nines
js00gt is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $549.30 | Rake $3
Board: [3c As Ad 8d 9s]
Seat 1: js00gt (button) mucked [3d 3h] - a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 2: dual (small blind) showed [Ah 9c] and won ($546.30) with a full house, Aces full of Nines
Seat 3: Akios (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: mr rsl didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: locks18 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: AmericanGangstr didn't bet (folded)


lil

Full Tilt Poker Table Kim (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: treenom ($406)
Seat 2: Nonsense1 ($382)
Seat 3: Floriana ($200.50)
Seat 4: dual ($390)
Seat 5: skills vrs luck ($136)
Seat 6: WallyWattz1 ($860)
skills vrs luck posts the small blind of $2
WallyWattz1 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dual [7h 7c]
treenom folds
Nonsense1 calls $4
Floriana folds
dual raises to $18
skills vrs luck folds
WallyWattz1 folds
Nonsense1 calls $14
*** FLOP *** [6d 7d Qh]
Nonsense1 checks
dual bets $28
Nonsense1 raises to $56
dual raises to $180
Nonsense1 calls $124
*** TURN *** [6d 7d Qh] [Kc]
Nonsense1 checks
dual bets $192, and is all in
Nonsense1 calls $184, and is all in
dual shows [7h 7c]
Nonsense1 shows [8h 9h]
Uncalled bet of $8 returned to dual
*** RIVER *** [6d 7d Qh Kc] [5d]
dual shows three of a kind, Sevens
Nonsense1 shows a straight, Nine high
Nonsense1 wins the pot ($767) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $770 | Rake $3
Board: [6d 7d Qh Kc 5d]
Seat 1: treenom didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Nonsense1 showed [8h 9h] and won ($767) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 3: Floriana didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: dual (button) showed [7h 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 5: skills vrs luck (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: WallyWattz1 (big blind) folded before the Flop

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK FULL TILT

i love how this guy said he was pot committed after i started bitching his retarded ass out in chat

lol

what a fucking tool

then he started saying "RELOAD PLZ" over and over... yeah, cuz im obv the fish, he totally fucking outplayed me

what a piece of shit retard



HOF

i got the most chuckles out of the 77 vs 89 hand

yeah because it was fucking disgusting and retarded, calling 192 all in on the turn with a oesd and a pot that size
sfstupid



"I WAS POT COMMITTED"

lol his flop play was phenomenal as well.

no shit, if i just push on the flop instead of going to 180 he probably calls too, fucking retard

obv put him on strong queen or fl draw