Asian Massage Trip Report, a first time experience

So I finally decided to follow vegas1369's instructions for those jerk shacks yesterday... thought I'd blog it up real quick.

Jerked off ahead of time because I wanted to get the most bang for my buck. Also smoked a fat bowl of Master Kush to myself to enhance the experience. Drove to the Asian massage place located in a strip center near a fairly upscale neighborhood. I'm kind of sketched out, but decide fuck it, I'm just going for it. I get inside, and this Asian lady who speaks no Engrish somehow manages to ask me how long I want. I tell her 1 hour, she tells me $60. Alright. I give her my debit card and she runs it through (I didn't bring cash). She tells me to wait in lobby for 10 minutes, then she will be right out.

So I'm waiting, and a few minutes later this fine ass Asian girl comes out and leads me back to the 3rd room. She leaves me in the room alone, and I assume this is my cue to drop my clothes. Obv take off everything and jump on her massage table. She comes in, covers my ass, and starts massaging me with baby oil. It was a pretty dope massage, but definitely not the best I ever had. Towards the end, she starts massaging my ass. She is on top of me, and her shaved noodle pussy is rubbing against my leg, getting me hard. I move my balls to her hands, and she asks, "OK?" I say yes, obv. Then she gets off of me and turns on the light. Mind you, this is only 30 minutes of my paid 1 hour. She wants to discuss tips.

She asks, "How much you tip?" I ask her what a tip gets. She motions to her mouth, and tells me she'll get naked too. I tell her I have $40. She laughs and tells me "No, $140." I, being the first time novice, agree without negotiating. I go and grab my debit card, and she looks confused. Obv most people tip in cash. So she runs out of the room to run my card, kind of killing my exitement after the haggle and the subsiding moments while I'm in the room by myself. She comes back in with two seperate debit slips, One for $100, one for $55. WTF, you whore. Again, I don't say anything.

By this point, I've already lost my erection, but after I sign the slips, she goes to work. She pops her tits out of her dress. So much for "naked." She starts sucking until I'm a bit hard without a condom. She probably sucked my dick for 2 minutes maximum, in the most mechanical blowjob I've ever had. It was weak. Then she starts putting baby oil on my cock and jerking it. She massaged my cock and bawls pretty good for about 5 or 6 minutes, then as I got harder, she started pumping faster. But because I whacked it earlier, on top of smoking that weed, and because I was a bit nervous doing this my first time, I couldn't bust. So she's whacking furious at this point, to where it's hurting my fucking balls. Finally, I have to have her slow down cause it hurts so much. I am horny as fuck at this point, and grabbing her tits and ass, and rubbing her vag through her panties, and she seems to be down. I still can't bust though, so she puts on a finger condom, and slightly presses her finger on my anus. She kind of works the tip in to see if I stop her, I don't. Then she slowly works that thing in and starts massaging my prostate. Damn, this felt good. I was able to bust in about 1 minute after that, and it was a mind blowing orgasm.

She then gets me a warm towel and washes me up.

All in all, it was a decent experience, but way too pricey. Next time I will bring a smaller amount of cash so I can haggle with them.

PS: After researching, I found a full service Asian brothel that is based out of a Tempe apartment building. $200 gets me an hour and everything with some fine ass Asian immigrants. Full GFE. I guess I got rolled since I paid $215 for a half naked, weak blowjob, sorta OK handjob, when I coulda been pounding noodle pussy for $15 less. Trip report to come.

nwp needs to frontpage this.

Guess I should have mentioned to always bring cash. Reason she charged you $155 is because they have to put some kind of surcharge on a credit card tip, and also have to fit the price in line of their massage prices, so it doesn't look like a tip. Very shady. I probably also should have mentioned that the majority of the BJ's you get from these girls are terrible. I kind of thought it might just be me, because I have a pretty large dick (brag post), and their small mouths always teeth me. I always end up just getting the handjob, even after I pay for the BJ. But maybe Asian massage girls just suck at BJ's for the most part. NEW ADVICE...... DON"T BOTHER WITH THE BLOWJOB UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE HER FACE AT YOUR COCK. Honestly for that price, you should have gotten laid.

I'm sorry for leaving this part out before, but you should always bring the MAXIMUM amount of cash that you want to tip. For example, if you go to one of these places and you decide you want a handjob and a handjob only, and you only want to tip $60, all you bring is $60. When she says "how much you tip?" you say "I only have $60." She might look at you confused for a second, but believe me, she will understand and you WILL get whacked off. They are not letting you walk out of there without them getting some kind of a tip.

This Asian brothel you are talking about is exactly like what they have here. My advice to you is GO, obviously bring only cash, and again, only bring the maximum you are willing to spend, and definitely clean your asshole before going and have the girl lick it. Asian girls love the asshole for some reason.

Oh, and the 30 minute thing after paying for the hour. I hate that shit too, but the thing is they consider the whack off/blowjob time as part of the hour, which to me is complete bullshit, but those smart fuckers act like they don't understand you when you argue about it. You will end up just being frustrated arguing over it, so don't bother. Sometimes you get a girl that is willing to massage you for close to the hour. These issues were addressed in 2. and 3. of the Happy Ending Thread.....

2. Massage wasn't long enough. This is a tough one because a lot of times there is a major communication gap, and the girl will act like she doesn't understand when you tell her to make sure you get the full hour. Keep in mind that your whack off time is included in the hour, so a massage will only ever last 30-45 minutes, the rest of the time is for sex shenanigans.

3. Was a shitty massage. To me this is the tough one, cause I actually will go to these places hoping for a good massage. Keep in mind these girls are not trained specialists. They are basically poor Asian girls that are stuck whacking you off just to make ends meet most of the time. When you actually get a good massage it is a major bonus IMO.

There is a place on Curry east of Scottsdale Road that is pretty solid. Its expensive, like three bills, but the chicks are hot and you can bang the living shit out of em. There are a ton of places here in the valley...

I'm a total whitebread suburban goof, but even I would know to pay in cash.

Awesome story, though.

Unless you are a charge back artist ALWAYS take cash to any type of adult establishment.

and always bring a piece or brass knuckles. seriously

So you paid, $60, $100 and $55?

WOW! You would have been better off getting a craigslist hoe.

But seriously you can chargeback and if anything threaten them to be shut down cause she pressured you or intimidated you or something.

Free jerk off and message for free.





Cmoney is really fucking up my head....

the good thing about living in melbourne with world class universitys such as Melbourne Uni, the city is populated by overseas students paying 40 -50 grand a year in school fees, and no loans or payment plans for overseas student, cash up front every year

$100 flat rate for massage/handjob/blowjob/sex
18 - 22 year old asian uni students
if you want to roll the std dice half the girls will give a bj without condom and let you give them a facial

in conclusion asian rub n tugs in australia are very good value

ive never been, my friend though is a connoisseur and visits them weekly

I've never been to one either but "my friend" has gone several times. Warren, OH (just outside of Youngstown) has many, many fine establishments.

:fraudalert

Please give me a list of good hotels near this area, thanks.

lol @ paying with debit card.

that just screams n00b, so no wonder it cost you $215

Zacdors hook up the good happy ending shacks around seattle

Amazed that this hasn't been insta-shipped to the Ask Vegas thread yet.

Nah, it's not a Vegas story, plus it wouldn't get the reads it deserves. I definitely will link to this in the Vegas Happy Ending thread though. Thanks for reminding me.

veags, send me to one in philly, or 10

They always move around there. The ones in Philly are by far the shadiest of them all and are mostly in row homes.

Here is one in Southampton, Jersey....

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at nice clean,calming,classic place with caring friendly masseuse,working proffesionaly
about massage. well arranged facility,good rate. come and enjoy one hour of here blissfully
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Philly....

Sensual massage by our beautiful, friendly staff.Convenient Center City location, near Covention center.Call 215-988-9681 to schedule an appointment.

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See you soon.




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I expect a trip report. I would definitely look into the one in Southampton if that's close. The one on Aramingo sounds promising too, as long as you don't get shot outside of it.