Living at McCarran Airport?, Im probably going to be homeless soon

LOL great idea. If you do go the airport route then you might want to look into joining something like WorldPerks lounge with Northwest so you can get into all the lounges, free snacks and drinks and nice comfortable chairs. Getting past the security gates would be the biggest pain in the ass but you could probably fake some boarding passes with photoshop. Security doesn't scan the barcode or anything so it wouldn't be too tough.

If you go the outside route that would be tougher. LVA has a book about a guy who explored the storm drains and all the people who live down there. Pretty fucked up but would get you out of the heat a bit.

GL niggerheeb, I'm right behind you. Fucking sick of living in the same place, when my roll gets slightly higher I'm going to travel the country and play poker and sleep in random hotels. Hopefully I don't somehow end up in south dakota or some stupid shit, but ya never know.

No can do sir. Metro PD(McCarran)will be on you like stink on shit. Have you noticed that Downtown Las Vegas has HUNDREDS of homeless peeps? How many have you seen in the airport terminals? No fuckin way. SURVEILLANCE at airports is second to none.

You should get on that sleep 20 minutes every 4 hours schedule and just sleep in sportsbooks and shitters and whatnot. Storage unit trick will only work for like another month and a half, then you will die.



The area on Trop and Decatur is pretty homeless friendly I think. Lots of Bums sleep down in there and Im pretty sure they are left alone bc you cant see them from the street really except when they build fires in the winter. You might have to get raped in or something though.

i laughed. definitely stealing that one for use with friends.

ok,

1) I'll bet you can sleep in the airport as long as you have a printer... to print out fake airline tickets... which can get you in massive jail..

ok scratch that

1 again) Can you sleep in the not-terminal part of the airport? OH! like upstairs, above the ticketing area... where those kiosks are that no one ever uses because you have to check your bag now or be a ziplock / small bottle fanatic.... sleep right fucking there no one will ever bother you. I'll bet the airport is open 24/7 and I'll bet there are a few gin-spots in the airport where you can sleep

2) Remember that movie about Tom Hanks getting stuck in an airport and can't leave? USE THAT FUCKING EXCUSE! bring a Nevada drivers license and say you don't have your Lithuanian passport to go home to your family... Seriously watch that movie while you still have a home... there are likely some good ideas in there

3) We will certainly get Youtubes of this if you actually do it.

4) Start an NWP blog about it

What kind of bankroll would you need to do such a thing?

I'm outta here with 20k. Quarter of the way now.

gl Niggerheeb! post more as well

get yourself a cheap cargo van, not a minivan. you need the extra space, trust me.

guessing you can sleep in it 8 months a year in vegas. then go somewhere cooler in summer like mt charleston or high country arizona

This thread is

I would head to the Grey Hound station- less security.

HOF?

These are available on Ebay for about fiddy dollars plus shipping and handling



A Bronx man has been charged with possessing an illegal cache of about 1,000 counterfeit law enforcement badges, authorities said Tuesday.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents arrested Sergio Khorosh on Monday at his home after he accepted delivery of about 100 fake U.S. Marshals Service shields. The delivery was being monitored by the agents, who had first intercepted the badges last month in a shipment from Taiwan to San Francisco.

During a search of Khorosh’s home, agents discovered about 1,000 more badges, some resembling those of the FBI, Drug Enforcement Administration and New York Police Department, court papers said. Also found were six firearms, including semiautomatic pistols.

Authorities were investigating whether Khorosh was supplying police impersonators.

“We think this goes way beyond collectors,” said Martin D. Ficke, special agent in charge for ICE’s New York office.

Khorosh faces charges of illegal transport of counterfeit badges and weapons possession. He was ordered held on $50,000 bail.

A call to Khorosh’s attorney was not immediately returned.

Hands down the funniest thing I have read this year.

no storm drains in vegas. It only rains like 5 days out of the year and so we just let the town flood up when it does.

I like this idea except that there is a police substation in McCarren, so you could hit some bumps in the road there. There is a secret room hidden in the Sahara Hotel where a Mexican restaraunt used to be. I showed a friend where it was when he was broke and homeless, he stayed there 4 days and ate in the employee dining room...so there's an option.

Probably even better now that the place changed owners. You'd need a pair of black pants to pass yourself off as staff and 24 hour fitness is like 1mi. down the street.

+1

Does anybody have any more info on what happened to nigger heeb? The one guy came and said he died, did anyody confirm it or find out more about what happened?

I bumped the thread the other day and I don't think anything more was said, you'd think the guy would come back with something if it was true.