Title: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a flying Corona!
Log:

An unlucky player in seat 9 at table 83 just got a very big surprise. While sitting at his table peacefully, the player in seat 9 just had an entire tray of drinks dumped on his head when a cocktail waiter tripped and lost his balance. There were approximately 4 opened Corona's, three Cokes and numerous other drinks t...

Final Table im chip leader 9 left! I know the site sucks but so do the players

Dusty is playin some 300 600 on ub right now, go railtard him like a good nwper

Long time lurker first time poser... Figured you guys would enjoy this.

http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...der=asc&start=0

no, really.

www.donkstrike.com

will resolve to NeverwinPoker when the nameservers update in 'bout an hour

Date / Time: 2005-07-09 11:45:00
Title: Mouth Breaks the Silence
Log: "Floor on 127!" are the first words audible today, over the sounds of the clicking chips. Tournament Directors are called to the very table at which Mike Matusow sits, where he's being accused by a dealer of throwing cards. He's immediately assigned a ten minute penalty, but he adamantly and politely defends hims...

So we're 0/2 on flaming shot videos, this one is better than the other one I've seen.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/shotonfire.html

You kicked too much ass already this year...Let someone else smile! Well done Todd. You effin Rock.

Jerry Jackson Eliminates Todd Witteles
Log: With a king and a queen both on the board Todd Witteles and Jerry Jackson get it all in the middle (Witteles for his last $5,000 or so in chips). Jackson shows A-K, and Witteles shows A-Q. The river is a brick, and Todd Witteles is sent home at the beggining of Level 3....

Just about everyone here is rooting for the local yokles Dan Druff and Neverwin. That would be great if they both made the final table.

But, who else are you rooting for?

Me, I want Dan Harrington to make another final table. The guy isn't flashy or cocky like those Estafandiari or Arieh fags. He plays good poker and makes smart decisions, knowing exactly when he can u...

After you finish first and third in your first two WSOP tournaments, what's left to be done?

Finish second, of course.

Druff sets his sights on becoming the WSOP Main Event's next David Williams as he starts play Saturday at 11am.

No longer an unknown, no longer bracelet-challenged, and no longer a one-hit-final-table wonder, expectations around him are much...

Todd Witteles Doubles Up
Log: Todd Witteles pocket 4's just allowed him to double up when he flops a set against his opponents pair of Aces with a Jack kicker. Witteles doubles through to $11,000.

macon bacon marc vs. micon the icon

set it up!

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6586/aptourney1un.th.png

chip leader going into the final table....man, i have GOT to learn how to finish them out!

Some notables in bold type

Date / Time: 2005-07-09 02:20:00
Haakon Waerstad--$159,000
Sammy Farha--$130,000
Jeff Dziedzic--$130,000
Carmel Petresca--$116,000
David Chino Rheen--$115,000
Scott Lazar--$110,000
Brad Kondracki--$105,000
Peter Teddy Bear Hedlund--$95,000
Charlie Morris--$84,000
Farzad Bonyadi--$84,000 ...

If it wasnt all luck...maureen would win it every year...i love maureen feduniak!

Date / Time: 2005-07-08 16:37:00

Title: Maureen Feduniak Eliminated

Log: Maureen Feduniak was recently eliminated from the Main Event.

Just one of MANY hands that they report incorrectly.

Brief Coma After a New Life

Andy Bellan, author of Poker Nation, goes all-in preflop with A-Q and is called by 5-5. When the board comes 9-7-9-9-2, the pocket 5's are counterfeited, and out of genuine distaste for the beat he board put on his opponent he says "Unf____ing believeable!" The pocket 5's are eliminated...

Makes me wish I was there playing...I'm sure you all feel the same when you read this kind of stuff.

As the second flight of the $10,000 buy-in No-Limit Hold'em championship was getting underway, a player was overheard asking, "Is this limit (hold'em)?" No, sir. We'll see if he's still confused if he flops the nuts. ...

I've come to the realization tonight that I need some sort of gun in my house. I'm about to go to bed about an hour and a half ago and I go to my living room to record my poker winnings for tonight. It was about 2:45 AM and I glance at my GT machine and then look outside my side windows. To my shock, I see a man walking in my yard coming from the side of my car. He's walking pretty fast and then l...

This tournament has just had two simultaneous, brilliant examples of why you see players putting chips and various other objects on top of their hole cards. It's not just for show.

Instance #1 - With the board showing A-J-8-J-2 a player with a made full house (8-8 in his hand) decides to posture for a bit. He stands up, and acts as if he's got a difficult decision to make. Finally...

this is incredible, i'm bored a clicking different buttons here on NWP and i've figured out that one can view all the members and moderator of the rakeback forum, and the secret strategy forum, i could take myself off the list for either forum. also i have seen this "search" thing up by the profile button, man it would have saved some archive digging if i had of seen that...i don't know if you guy...

I want to see some naked pics of yourself what do i have to do?

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content...2&type=1&page=9

He enjoys a good cockpunching.

The Savman Dances!!

: Thomas "Thunder" Keller Rebuys?
Log: Thomas "Thunder" Keller has been spotted at one of the Main Event Tournament tables even though he was busted out yesterday. CardPlayer.com went to investigate and found out that it is not Thomas Keller, but in fact Keller's identical twin brother, Sean "Lightning" Keller. "Lig...

http://www.worldseriesofpoker.com/broadcast.asp

Am I correct?

Here are the emails I got from AP support asking them to hook me up when the software fucked up. The emails are in order from bottom to top. They decided to give me half of it, like meet in the middle since I am trying to work them.

v Dear XXXX,

Thank you for your email. I apologize for all the inconveniences but
without the hand number we are unable to look deepe...

Ladies and gents I give you....the million dollar MOBILE HOME!

unreal... :roll: No bubble here ...no never...bte real estate agents are the devil...and the rest of the industry. When the bubble bursts....ugghhh...don't even want to think about what will happen to this state.

Mobile home madness: Prices top $1 million

...

Don't give the bigger stack with the worse hand his/her 2 or 3 outer on the river practically everytime? I've lost 4 tournaments tonight with the same bs scenario.. Hell one guy called my all in after the flop when it brought crap, he calls with Q3s and hit runner runner hearts to make his flush.. how the hell do you call a raise of 5x bb preflop (raised this much as lots of limpers) with Q3s? and...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-...n-lawsuit_x.htm

Can't believe this is even in the courts..."PRIVATE" property...I mean how fucking communistic are we going to get?

Chip Heist?

After returning from break, David Levi noticed he had a $5,000 chip missing. Johnny Grooms has instructed security to review the security tape. After the video has been reviewed, the Tournament Staff will make a ruling.

I had this argument with a couple friends during a recent home game: They were telling me Poker is a sport and should be added to the Olympics. First off, Poker is not a sport. I'm sorry, but not matter how much air-time Poker gets on ESPN, it is still gambling. Adding poker to the Olympics would be a joke and disrespectful to what the Olympics stand for. Could you imagine Thunder Keller, Eskim...

http://www.yourimagelink.com/uploads/b12d33e1d0.gif

Coca-Cola Classic: check
Hot Pocket: check
Star Crunch: check
Stress Star: check

Just incase anyone cares that she is about to make the cut in a PGA event, turn on USA.

Current cut line is -3

She is currently at -4

Everyone was down on him after his losses to keiser and jarleAA. His response was I will prove myself at the world series. With 2 final tables, it does not matter how he does in the main event, even though he is doing quite well. He backed up his words.

Fear the Bono mullet

http://www.barryanderin.com/images/linked/bono_mullet.jpg

That is all

-B

From cardplayer

John Gale raised, and Shannon Elizabeth moved all in over the top. Gale went into the tank and was contemplating a call when Elizabeth attempted to talk him out of a call with the following speech, "You could let me live till tomorrow. After all, I'm new, and you're amazing at this..." Elizabeth continued to butter Gale up, and eventually Gale decided to muck his hand....

Workig from the SS on AP right now...better hurry if I don't run into some serious luck.

2k guranteed final table.

anyone got any friends in the WSOP.


My buddy played in day 1 and i bought 1% before he left he finished in 42 place with 60K so a good start for him

Whats up guys, been watchin the forum for awhile and finally decided to post.

I can now follow Neverwin as I found him, or shall I say he found me. It is like finding a needle in a haystack out there. Ill be updating on my blog.

Sharla www.pokerpages.com

Is this site not working for anyone else??

http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=19169


Do you have any idea what they're talking about Todd?

Poker really needs the rules to be more clear, There needs to be some kind of rule making body. Example... when I played live poker the other day there was no blind you needed to post to join the game. You can just join it. Also one of the guys only wanted to show one of his cards on the showdown. I thoght this was ok but guess not as the dealer told him he needed to show both of his cards,...

Would be a good hand here.


Date / Time: 2005-07-08 00:57:00
Title: Flack Spreading "Railbird Flu"
Log: An under the weather Layne Flack is causing a bit of sickness. With a flop showing Qd-20h-7h, the new contractor of Layne's "Railbird Flu" checks. Layne bets $5,000. The shortstacked opponent reraises all-in for a few thousand more. Flack calls and sho...

Check you PM from me and let me know what's up.

Coolest Thing Ever



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My first MTT final table/win on PStars....Chopped w/ second place
http://xs36.xs.to/pics/05275/FirstWin.png.xs.jpg

DanTheMan000005: can i get 200?
PeteKA98: yeah let me get that right to you
DanTheMan000005: stars or party?
PeteKA98: both
DanTheMan000005: send me 200 on stars then
PeteKA98: sent
DanTheMan000005: send it to bermamar
DanTheMan000005: i'll hit you back with 300 no matter what happens
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DanTheMa...

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