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post Mar 3 2008, 03:22 PM
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QUOTE(delaware @ Mar 3 2008, 02:45 PM) *
I NEW THAT BOY WOULD BE SOMEBODY SOMEDAY. not worthy 1.gif


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post Mar 3 2008, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 10:54 AM) *
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WOW!!! Much better clarity.



God that is fucking hot. Is there anything better than a nice ass, a nice pussy, AND the highlighted hair with pink/purple kinda shit in there?


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post Mar 3 2008, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 10:53 AM) *
QUOTE(Animosity @ Mar 2 2008, 10:05 AM) *
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QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.


Michael was part of my council and assured me that Micon will be blowing up huge over the next few years. As insurance Michael has promised me 15% of his total Omaha winnings over the next 2 years if this prediction is not accurate. Full proof plan my friend.


18% of zero....oh nevermind.

Screw that forum, I'll just go to every bar in town til I find your ass so I can ask you directly sir. INYAFACE


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since you are so 'happily married' , just log off man...go give that whore of a wife of yours some overdue attention and try not to get any puke on the sheets


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post Mar 3 2008, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE(BillBinLV @ Mar 3 2008, 11:36 PM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 10:53 AM) *
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QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.


Michael was part of my council and assured me that Micon will be blowing up huge over the next few years. As insurance Michael has promised me 15% of his total Omaha winnings over the next 2 years if this prediction is not accurate. Full proof plan my friend.


18% of zero....oh nevermind.

Screw that forum, I'll just go to every bar in town til I find your ass so I can ask you directly sir. INYAFACE


LOL. Good luck with that.
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post Mar 4 2008, 12:44 AM
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QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 3 2008, 10:30 PM) *
QUOTE(BillBinLV @ Mar 3 2008, 11:36 PM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 10:53 AM) *
QUOTE(Animosity @ Mar 2 2008, 10:05 AM) *
QUOTE(vegas1369 @ Mar 2 2008, 08:28 AM) *
QUOTE(HelloThere @ Mar 1 2008, 07:12 AM) *
You will be hearing from our lawyer, Alvin Finklestein.


My contract with Boris was drawn up by a criminal justice student from Albuquerque Tech. Unfortunately there were a few loop holes. Don't worry though, I will still continue to answer anything asked of me on Boris, even though the pay isn't so great. Here I have been promised 3% of Micons WSOP profit for 2008-2010. I'm rich bitch!!! money.gif


Vegas, i like you & think the forum is a good idea and will be a fun venture but...

3% of Zero is still Zero.

You should of demanded 1% of DanDruff's Cash Game action.


Michael was part of my council and assured me that Micon will be blowing up huge over the next few years. As insurance Michael has promised me 15% of his total Omaha winnings over the next 2 years if this prediction is not accurate. Full proof plan my friend.


18% of zero....oh nevermind.

Screw that forum, I'll just go to every bar in town til I find your ass so I can ask you directly sir. INYAFACE


LOL. Good luck with that.


Is that a challenge?


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since you are so 'happily married' , just log off man...go give that whore of a wife of yours some overdue attention and try not to get any puke on the sheets


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post Mar 4 2008, 05:58 PM
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vegas do you like a full bush or a shaven one. i think a shaven one looks like shit i want a full bush.


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post Mar 4 2008, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(delaware @ Mar 4 2008, 07:58 PM) *
vegas do you like a full bush or a shaven one. i think a shaven one looks like shit i want a full bush.


A subject near and dear to my heart Delaware. I'm not gonna say a shaven one looks like shit, but I will say I prefer some hair down there. I don't want a big hairy muff, but I do like a nice trimmed patch. I grew up looking at Playboys and Penthouses from the 70's and 80's, so the bush was embedded into my brain at an early age. It went out in the 90's with the popped collar and Members Only. Us bush lovers were left out in the cold wondering "where did the bush go?" I am starting to see it make a comeback though lately, so hopefully there will be a resurrection. Younger guys seem to prefer the shaven look nowadays though.
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post Mar 6 2008, 03:03 PM
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QUOTE(delaware @ Mar 4 2008, 07:58 PM) *
vegas do you like a full bush or a shaven one. i think a shaven one looks like shit i want a full bush.


lol. I agree 100%. Pubic hair is there for a reason, attraction. Nobody likes a jungle down there and it needs to be trimmed occsasionally but I have no clue why so many people prefer a bald taco these days, I think it looks gross. It seems 90% of girls in porn are shaven. I wish they would go back to the jenna jameson days and leave a patch down there, or at least a landing strip.


oh, and congrats on the new forum, I haven't been this excited since the scottyno lowball forum was introduced. NWP blowin' up huge. Beav&Butt.gif
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post Mar 6 2008, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE(icrackdeuces @ Mar 6 2008, 05:03 PM) *
QUOTE(delaware @ Mar 4 2008, 07:58 PM) *
vegas do you like a full bush or a shaven one. i think a shaven one looks like shit i want a full bush.


lol. I agree 100%. Pubic hair is there for a reason, attraction. Nobody likes a jungle down there and it needs to be trimmed occsasionally but I have no clue why so many people prefer a bald taco these days, I think it looks gross. It seems 90% of girls in porn are shaven. I wish they would go back to the jenna jameson days and leave a patch down there, or at least a landing strip.


oh, and congrats on the new forum, I haven't been this excited since the scottyno lowball forum was introduced. NWP blowin' up huge. Beav&Butt.gif


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Even though I detect some sarcasm in there, I'll still say thanks. We definitely see eye to eye on a few subjects crack. Glad to see your part of the Bush Crew.
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post Mar 7 2008, 06:34 PM
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This forum is awesome. smile.gif


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post Mar 7 2008, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE(michael @ Mar 8 2008, 02:34 AM) *
boris is awesome. smile.gif

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post Mar 8 2008, 10:53 AM
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post Mar 9 2008, 07:27 PM
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If anyone can figure out the formula for not being hungover (while still getting drunk) will unlock one of the last great mysteries of my life. Back home I'd drink 1/2 a 5th or a little more and be ok... A little dry mouth.. I did that shit here in Vegas mixed with tonic and was puking the next day.. dry heaving until blood came up.. The shit in the tonic water ? Not enough water was a contribution, but why the nausea ? I did drink most of that fifth.. but I dunno.. The ice from the tap water? Who knows... I think I'm gonna sotp drinking drinks with tonic water in them though.. Just vodka on the rocks, with a water on occasion... Only alcohol calories, no additives...

gamble-bot, just skip the beer... thats the answer.. too many inputs into the equation just confuses things.


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post Mar 22 2008, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE(Shooz @ Mar 1 2008, 09:46 AM) *
Boris 3 NWP 0 ?


guess not.


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There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha.
Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.

I'm not sure which indignity is worse:
- Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or...
- Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos

Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.

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post Mar 24 2008, 08:24 AM
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got no problems with Vegas, but fuck watching paint dry would me be more interesting than this


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post Apr 10 2008, 12:26 PM
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QUOTE(cth @ Apr 10 2008, 09:41 AM) *
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I agree. I'll write to Dadis.
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What a terrible idea it was for Druff to give a food and beverage lowlife his own forum on NWP.

Druff is usually pretty smart too, which is why this surprises me so much.


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post Apr 10 2008, 12:30 PM
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QUOTE(The_Standard @ Apr 10 2008, 04:29 PM) *
What a terrible idea it was for Druff to give a food and beverage lowlife his own forum on NWP.

Druff is usually pretty smart too, which is why this surprises me so much.


Boris obv had him shitting bricks.


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I only came here because I saw devidee posted. Gl with the forum


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