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I really love to lick Jewdonks balls.

I have pretty much busted my poker bankroll and the little money I have left was supposed to go for living expenses, but I really need it for poker now. Im unemployed and like Micon I dont have plans of ever working for the man.

My plan is to live at McCarran Airport while I build my bankroll back up through live cash games and online play and then satellite into some WSOP events. M...

For Vegas Locals - or those planing to move to LV...

Get a library card in Vegas STAT.

The Vegas Libraries have huge collections of music and movies you can borrow for free. Example - today I browsed through the collection and 'borrowed" 26 CDs that I found interesting....AKA 26 CDs I wanted to burn....(fuck you Itune and your 99 cents a song bullshit.)
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So my buddy flew out to visit a couple days ago, and he has a thing for Asian women. So he called up one of those Asian Massage ppl that come to your room. He said that when she got there, she was a worn out 40+ year old who had a great body but was ugly as fuck. Is that the norm for this type of shit? Or are there actually ones that actually show up that are younger and hot? Is this type of thing...

About 5 years ago while my brother and a mutual friend named Joe were here visiting, we were partying late night in the Foundation Room at Mandalay Bay. I end up running into a guy named Rob who was one of the managers at my work who has the reputation of a major Vegas partier. After a few rounds of shot's at the bar he says "let's get out of here and meet up over at Cheetah's, th...

I have a friend that will be in Vegas and he'd like to play some Omaha H/L. He plays as high as $15-30 but I don't recommend him playing at the Bellagio in that game with the "Kill" and all of the regulars. Does anyone know of any rooms with lower to mid limit Omaha H/L games to which I can refer him?...

Is it true that cabdrivers who take you to vegas strip clubs get a handout from the doorman? If so, can you get away with stiffing your driver?

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Say goodbye to those orange short-shorts.

Hooters Hotel will be rebranded into a yet-to-be named b

I've ate at Diegos in MGM, whatever the place is called in the Rio and a few others but have yet to find anything that good.

any suggestions?


Sadly the best I've had is probably the Pink Taco.

About 2 years before I moved to Vegas a long time buddy of mine called me up and says "dude, I just found out about an Asian Massage Parlor down in Christiana (a town in Delaware), do me a favor and go check it out." Let me tell you that massage parlors in Delaware are non existent... it is a completely unheard of phenomena. The only parlors in the Delaware vicinity are up in Philly, and...

Hi vegas i am a new NWPer. i am a 23 year old guy and i hit the bars around here in cincinnati a fair amount.

I have been reading all of your posts because you drop useful information quite often, in my opinion.

I also noticed you had a prostate infection, and i thought that was interesting, i am actually dealing with a prostate infection now, from anal sex. This is quite a...

Dial 8-7-7-1-5-0-0

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So on one of my Vegas visits I hooked up with a group of girls that got me into a nightclub at the top of Mandalay Bay. I felt pretty fucking cool, but I am not really sure how VIP this was? Do you have any idea where I was and the level of VIP I was experiencing?

Don't forget to hit me up when you come to Philly you fuckin doucheclownbaggerface!


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So im coming to vegas in a few weeks, for about 11 days total, and want to know what cool shit to do apart from the obvious. Obviously ill be gambling plenty, i also plan on going to the shooting range and going dune buggying, but what other cool shit that isnt as commonly known to tourists should i be doing?...

Is this game still played anywhere in Vegas? My buddy and I on our last trip logged an eight hour session with never leaving the table "except of course to piss obv", but another friend of mine just returning from Vegas said its no where to be found.

We are gonna be like 20-25 dudes. What are good bars/clubs to go to. Should we expect a cover fee for this size group? Will there be a wait? Should we try to contact a vip host? Bottle service is unlikely as a large percentage of people are not ballers in the group.

Ok Ill be in Vegas and we are going to scores one night with this "vip" thing that I wrote about earlier. Its not a baller vip thing but Its like 40 bucks a head and it gives you limo service to the club, entry to the club, plus $30 in drinks. We are gonna be a group of 15-20 dudes. Aside from the standard bartender, stripper, lap dance tips, who else will I need to tip and what do...

Okay, so I was listening to the cold call show and one thing that really suprised me was the prices TK the pimp was trying to charge for a couple of sluts. He said his price for two girls was $500 per girl just to show up, and then they had to arrange the rest of the deal with the girls. TK said a ballpark figure he expected them to have to pay was about $4500 per girl. So, for a couple...

We have the highest concentration of Asian Massage Parlors in this country here in Vegas. Most are right off of Spring Mountain Road and the rest are spread around town, but without the proper knowledge of how to conduct yourself and what to look for in one of these places your experience can be very unsatisfactory at times.

It's funny, Asian Massage Parlors are a lot like Chines...

-Hands like AK, on a trash board. Continuation bet into these? Call a bet? Fold?
-Pocket pairs in early position limp these in hopeing they'll get value?

this is 3-6 limit on stars, so far im up like almost $250

Vegas, if you earn VIP status and get tempted to disappear into the void.... please, for the sake of us lowly untouchable heathens that are forced to fuck and defecate openly in the streets, don't abandon this forum.

Mandatory NWP reading.

In the name of 8 lbs 5 oz Baby Jesus, I pray.....


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I haven't told this story up until now because of two reasons. 1. It's completely unbelievable and 2. It's pretty much a brag post and I try to stay away from brag posts. Now that this forum is alive and kicking I think it's time has come.

About a year ago I was working on a busy Saturday evening. I had a group of six women from Chi-town at my bar having a great time,...

how hard is it to get a decent bar/wait job in vegas? i have experience in fine dining, bistro and casual. Looking to get something part time with good money.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I always drive, mainly to bring some bud. Always bring atleast a half O.

I never really gave any thought to the laws there and thankfully I never have been caught. I would always have a huge stash on me driving around, blazin n cruisin, sparkin up blunts in public, rolling blunts in the car, shit I do in Cali and not worry at all. Now some people I knew that mov...

About 7 years ago, I was at the Plaza hotel with a friend. I had just played the 6-deck blackjack game and got hammered for like 4k (which was a lot to me at the time). They gave me a free dinner at their best restaurant, called "Center Stage".

At Center Stage, I kept bitching to my friend about how bad my luck was and all the $300-$500 bets I kept losing. At the...

Why have you blackened out the vag of the chick in the green?

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Hypothetical situation:

you live in Vegas and you wanted 2 chicks to come to your hotel room (or apartment... whatever) and give you the 2 girl special all dudes dream about. Let's say, "hehe.. and this IS Hypothetical.." that they must be extremely hot and not have a shady driver with them.

What is the way that you...

HEY - DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE A POST TELLING EVERYONE HOW YOU GOT SOME POOP STUCK IN YOUR COCK AND IT MADE YOU GET ALL INFECTED AND ALL THE SHIT IN YOUR COCK FUCKED UP YOUR PENIS HEALTH BIG TIME??

I NOTICED YOU DELETED THAT POST, SO I WONDERED IF YOUD RETELL IT HERE.

PROCEED...

have to tell the story about the 18 yr old

for the people that don't know it is a Country bar pretty far South on the Strip (near South Coast).

How is it? Does it play out like a Vegas club scene or more like a locals bar? Prices, atmosphere, ladies?

Ever ride the bull?

What are some of the most common shots a person can order at any bar and not have to try and explain what is in it. I am fucking sick of jager bombs and tequila. Just need a few of the most basic shots that every bartender in the world should know.

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Obv...I must roll VIP...

But seriously...considering using a host for the bachelor party. Need to be able to get tables, cut the lines, access to various bad things for people in our group.

Any recommendations on quality people to go through? How much damage are we looking at?

Alternative ideas?...

Gonna be out there starting this Wednesday til Sunday for lots of poker at night clubs. Don't wanna smuggle pot on the plane so where is the best place to pick up some nice quality nugg in Vegas? Some people said I should just ask around but I generally don't like dealing with people that I just met unless someone we know mutually sets it up.

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Do you know anywhere that has adult mens recreational basketball leagues? I really want to play in one, but can't find much info. on the internet. (YMCA only has leagues for ages 17 and younger).

Hey Vegas, how about throwing an NWP party on your boat? Gas and booze obviously paid for by NWP. Just imagine Martha, Fckvwls, Miri, Slience, Tiffany Michelle, Jennicide.... all in bikinis. Ashhhxoxo could be there doing what she does best.

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Was just talking to my neighbor and he mentioned that his diamond card (harrahs) expired and he has to find a way to get a new one. Apparently he bought his last one for $100 off of a former Harrah's employee that made it for him. He said you couldn't use it for free rooms but it worked just fine for the diamond lounge and valet and cutting lines and shit.

You have any co...

What up, Vegas? I'll be out in Vegas soon and staying on Wednesday and Thursday nights. I"ll be with some people that I want to take very good care of. Each night, I would like to take my group to the hottest spot and get table/bottle service. Thus, my questions for the expert:

1 - Which club should we hit on Wednesday night? Thursday night?

2 - Do you have any...

Two weeks ago I started getting calls on my cell phone from a blocked number that would hang up whenever I would answer. A few days after the calls started I get a message from a friend saying "hey, I don't know what the fuck is up with your voice mail greeting, but you need to fix that shit." So, I'm like WTF, I haven't changed my greeting in years. So I call my phone fro...

I have done this a few times but have a technical question.

Is there any difference between me calling and making reservations like a month in advance and walking up to the front door and saying I need a table.

I've done both but never thought about if there is a price difference or if one of these days they could be like we are full. I can't imagine them turning me d...

Since I do 99.9% of my drinking out on the floor in the pit or at the poker tables while I am in vegas I am used to giving the standard $1-$5 tip for a drink and the other tenth of a percent is when I am eating but I don't even notice the actual cost of the drink because by the time I am eating the meal is usualy comped and don't give a shit or I just don't notice. I assume y...

Whats that steakhouse in NY,NY thats good and cheap? Should I make a big reservation for multiple heads?