DRAMABOMB Wrap-up: David Sklansky Blackmailed by Brandi Hawbaker about Inbred Sue

Being the King of All Degenerates, I have to summarize the various poker dramabombs for you guys . It's in the job description. Right after sleep 'till 2pm every day. So here is what happened: David Sklansky wanted to pay Brandi Hawbaker $260 to play Full Tilt Poker Sit-and-go's for pictures of her pubic hair "peeking out" of her red panties. She tilted and sent him a picture of her cut-off pubic hairs sprinkled on her red panties laying (without her in them) on the floor. He then sent her a bunch of creepy ass emails, which prompted Brandi to forward them to me. Then Brandi threatened to expose Sklansky's questionable relationship with a possibly handicapped inbred girl named Sue. David Sklansky then beats Brandi to the punch by telling the whole story himself, as not to be blackmailed. Then Brandi Hawbaker tilts further by sending me a picture of David Sklansky's Sue. Then all hell broke loose, and twoplustwo banned my account, Druff's account, and a few other NWP accounts citing the reason of "Neverwin Poker." Holy shit! Since then there have been reports of NWP users creating twoplustwo accounts and posting the Sue picture, which is quickly moderated. Sklansky and I have been in contact briefly about this, and I have asked him to come on NWP Radio this Wed. @ 8pm Vegas time to talk about this matter. In the interest of journalistic integrity, a matter which NWP and it's Lithuanian overlords take very seriously, it is important to note that I have received a few reports that Sue isn't quite as handicapped as she looks. Mr. Sklansky thanks for teaching me limit hold'em in the late 90's, please come on the show and tell the full story.