Lithuania Overlords Order Me to Blog About NWP Poker Strategy

Lithuania Overlords Order Me to Blog About NWP Poker Strategy
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God Damnit. I started this site so I didn't have to work. Now they are making me work, but they claim it will make me more $. The lazy Jew in me must believe them. Simonas told me that while I was in "normal condition" (i.e. freaking out with almost daily panic attacks after big car accident but not smoking marijuana or cigarette) I should tell you all about some parts of NWP you may not know about. Check out the NWP Poker Strategy section. Bet you didn't know we had that shit. Turns out the Lits have contracted one Aaron Hendrix (3rd cousin of Jimmy and frequent LSD user) to talk about why you make 1/2 or 1/3 size bets on the flop. Another part of NWP you might not know about is the Freeroll Tournaments section. This is where you can take $0 and run it into $3,000,000 just like a 16 year old from Europe did named Annette_15. Likely, you will just waste infinite time and get nothing, but hey, that's a freeroll.
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