Chantel: One day I will never forget

Close your eyes and reminisce the time when we were walking through Central Park in New York and we were holding hands...we passed by an older couple just like our own grandma and grandpa's age walking together, smiling and holding hands, in exactly the same way as you and me... as we watched you said to me, "Thry are so cute..that is my dream and our destiny, to grow old together like them!" We stopped and watched them pass by, still holding hands and with a smile that pierced my heart you turned to face towards me glowing as we glared into each others eyes. Just thinking about that moment we shared together gives me goose bups and butterflies as we embraced one another just as the sun was about to reach the horizon and you gave me a tender kiss on the lips.

She just jumped into my 25-50 plo game and I asked her when we are going to play that hu match. She replied, "I was just about to ask you the same thing." I told her I am ready to play whenever she wants. She then began insulting me saying she would have to see the money first. Then proceeded to say that I am over 500k in debt. LOL. Get your facts right before you come in talking smack to me. Before she abruptly left we semi agreed to a 20k freezout, and she said she preferred online. No other details were mentioned, so I will clarify here.

First since you have to see the money, I will now only play you live, so that you can see all the money I have in front of me with your own eye. Yes, Vanessa you will be able to see all the money you can potential win right in front me, and you may salivate over it like you do with your girlfriend's pussy. Only difference is it will be much tougher for your tongue to get a hold of, but I promise you it will taste just as sweet.

The first event of the Pot Limit Holdem was a story of coincidences for both Laak and Woolf. As I have blogged about Phil Laaks good karma of getting me out of the restaurant in time only to move all in for my last 74k in chips with 10-10 vs Laaks Q8 forced me out 22nd and added 74k in chips to his stack. I woke up this morning to see Laak go out at the final table in 9th and cash for 74k! Wow, I was pulling for you to tie your girlfriend Tilly in bracelets. It was a good run but I guess 74k had your number this tourney.

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I was eating at the Indian Restaurant and thought I had a 90 minute break like it is for Day 1. My food was not out yet, and I had 36 minutes to get back to the tourney. Phil Laak who was sitting on my right at my table for the tournament. Guess who walks right past me with Jennifer Tilly?

I was eating at the indian resturant and thought I had a 90 minute break like it is for Day 1. My food was not out yet, and I had 36 minutes to get back to the tourney. Phil Laak who was sitting at my table on my right walks past me with Jennifer Tilly and at the last second before they were out the door, I yelled, "Hey Phil, when does the tourney start back up?", he replies we with "We have 4 more minutes kid!" In a frezny I ask for my check leave my cc tell them to pack up the food and I start running through the Rio to get there in time. I folded a big hand right before break and left myself with 74k, the blinds where going to be 5k-10k so I had 5 rounds left. Before I get to the tourney room I pass by Phil and Tilly and start walking with him. Phil starts going off about how there was a 28 percent chance he could have left the restaurant on the other side and I would have never seen him.

Everyone starts out with 4k in chips, I showed up a bit late so my table was 5 handed and I was hit with the deck and quickly had 7k in chips. I was shortly moved to a new table where I was able to maintain my stack between 4-6k in chips and then I was moved again. The tournament started with 236 people and I was able to be patient and maintain half below average to average in chips all the way down to about 60 people. On break I was talking to John Murphy and I told him I just raised to 700 preflop and the old man out of the big blind makes it 2500 and I just folded jacks (JJ), my gut knew I was beat and I had about 9k in chips, figured I was better off with 9k than having 6500 and making a decision on the flop with that hand. I told John the only way I am going out of this tourney is if I get my chips in good and I take a beat. I get back to the table and build my stack up to 13k with 50 people left, and I have a very tight image, when this next hand develops.

First of all after my blog about the Jennicide Prophecy I asked what people were interested in hearing about most. Sick degenerate gambling with sick losing or winning streaks was one thing mentioned the most. Obviously I have a lot of stories about big wins and loses. The next one I will probably tell will be a sick session where I found 189 bucks in my ub account and 12 hours later I had 240k.

Dating back to middle of 2006 when full tilt added 500-1k limit holdem and then shortly after 1k-2k heads up limit holdem. I began the epic battle which I logged in at least 400-500 hours vs the infamous Texas Limit King. A very strange hand came up in our 3rd match. TLK had the button and he raise and I called. The board came down Q62 rainbow, and I had 33, so I check raised the flop, and was called. The turn came Q and I bet he called. The river was the 6, again I bet and he called. I had 3 high and was counterfeited on the river, but so was TLK holding 44 fro 4 high as he scooped the 12k pot. I immediately sat out and contemplated the possibilities of a call in which TLK can I only beat 2 hands. He can only beat 33, or 2,3, if I held 22 I would have had a full house still obviously. So how can this be?

Since I'm obviously not good enough to win any major tournament, a WSOP bracelet, or wpt event, I am now forced to rely on the luck of the Jennicide Prophecy. What is this Jennicide Prophecy I am referring to? To answer this question we must first travel back in time.

Shorty after the imfamous Jennide Pics appeared on Nwp, Jen and I quickly became friends. We began chatting on aol quite frequently and occasionally had long conversations over the phone. We always talked about who we were dating and what types of characteristics we looked for in an intimate relationship/soulmate. You know girl talk. Call me gay, but I am quite confident in my feminine side. Anyway this was around the end of 2005 and I was in a serious relationship with my soon to be fiance Marie. Nonetheless we quickly became good friends, someone we both could confide in no matter what.

Why is PokerStars the number 1 ranked poker site on the internet? Not only does pokerstars have the best software and best customer support, but their marketing team is top notch. Pokerstars marketing commercials are plugged into every poker related television program. This marketing promotion exploded in 2004 when Chris MoneyMaker parlayed a 40 dollar satellite into 2.5 million. After that pokerstars marketing exploded all over the world. Their marketing team capitalized on the initial Boom that started a marketing frenzy for signing up more and more players with the pokerstars marketing code. With the pokerstars marketing code pokerstars is now the biggest host for all of internet poker in the world. At peak hours pokerstars has seen over 140k players at once.

"David became upset and concerned over the blackmail and possible extortion. In response, he posted things on Two Plus Two that are not accurate. While David is certainly eccentric, his life is normal by conventional standards, and is certainly not some sort of sexual monster; and Sue is a fine, intelligent person despite her visual handicaps. But you already knew this, and have known it for a long time. In addition, Two Plus Two will be releasing clarification discussing all of this in the near future."

So David posted stuff in response to this whole story that was inaccurate? And now you will be releasing a clarification discussing this matter in the near future?

The time frame was about late November or so I think. I was sitting in a 400-800 bth game with sheiky, wattel, johnny chan, and 3 rich fish and skalansky on my left. At this point I have played in a cash game with him at least 20 times at bellagio but I would bet my life he didnt know my name still, although he recognized me. Anyway he receives a phone call, and immediately starts yelling I told you we have a business relationship and I cannot let u stay at my house right now. I wanted to say something so bad, cuz I knew about everything even then. I kept my mouth shut, but I knew 100 percent it was brandi on the other line cuz I knew her and brandon were in the midst of their 11th breakup or so. But I made a promise to Brandon I wouldnt say anything to anyone back then.

Other Encounter not in Chronological Order:

Early May 2003:

The hand that is in question with the early abc player betting into 4 people on the river is almost always strength. However a great player will also bet into 2 people as a bluff or with a marginal hand in low ball games for the same reason mentioned above. Also Jb mentions that the player must always call in that situation because the chances of someone catching a better hand is minimal. While I agree with that statement, I disagree that you should ALWAYS call in this spot. While there are certain situations that arise that should be autocalled this is not one of them. The only reasonable explanation JB believes this should be an autocall is only because of the two people invovled imo. I also disagree that one should only bluff with one draw left. His analysis of lowball is a bit off and I can give my analysis proving otherwise, but thats not the point of this post.

First off I want everyone to know that this is no laughing matter. This is serious business. Is it possible this can be as big as the People vs Larry Flint (hey Larry is a great stud player too)? Will the courts take a case involving gamblers, debts, stakers, loans, poker players, and gambling on poker sites that are now illegal to play on since the UIEGA has passed? Does this case have enough thunder to go all the way to the supreme court? Stay tuned as the details will be unraveled. Everyone has decided to jump the gun and side with Newhouse. Wow, just wow. Are most of you people that ignorant to base your decision solely on hearing one side of the story and not the other?

So I just got back from the emc because I had flu like systoms on tues, wed, thur, then fri neck glands started to swell, well this morning it worsen, so because it wasnt that bad on friday, and now monday was 2 days away, I was forced to the emc as opposed to seeing my regular doctor. Sucks becuase thats the difference between a 4 hour wait and 20 min wait. Oh well they gave me some steriod shot and I instantly felt better within 2 hours. Weird. Im sure this will come as a suprise, but to the contrary I usually seek herbal remedies and accupuncture when I get sick, and actually havent had to take atibiotics for over 5 years. Accupunture at one point cured my bronchotis, pnemonia, and few other not so serious conditions. Pretty cool yeah. This time I was just in too much pain to avoid the American way of curing illness, and actually quite suprised at what they can do these days I think was my overall point.