THE JENNICIDE PROPHECY

Since I'm obviously not good enough to win any major tournament, a WSOP bracelet, or wpt event, I am now forced to rely on the luck of the Jennicide Prophecy. What is this Jennicide Prophecy I am referring to? To answer this question we must first travel back in time.

Shorty after the imfamous Jennide Pics appeared on Nwp, Jen and I quickly became friends. We began chatting on aol quite frequently and occasionally had long conversations over the phone. We always talked about who we were dating and what types of characteristics we looked for in an intimate relationship/soulmate. You know girl talk. Call me gay, but I am quite confident in my feminine side. Anyway this was around the end of 2005 and I was in a serious relationship with my soon to be fiance Marie. Nonetheless we quickly became good friends, someone we both could confide in no matter what.

Not long after Jen and I starting talking she began dating Gavin Griffin. When she and Gavin broke up I was able to console her when she needed some emotional support, advice, a boost of self-esteem, and most importantly a good laugh or two. Essentially I was really good at cheering her up and putting a smile back on her face.

Jennifer is the type of girl who does not like being single. She hates being alone. Jen would always tell me she would consider herself as a hopeless romantic. Back in the day after a breakup, Jen would worry about not being able to find a new boyfriend. Obviously as we all know now, Jen has no problem finding a guy that wants to date her. She has an outgoing personality, a great sense of humor, and is a hot blond with a brain that PLAYS POKER TOO! What more can you ask for right? In the poker world thats basically most every guys dream girl situation. Obviously soon enough she found a new mate...Brandon Cantu.

This time around she really tried her best to make this guy feel like a King. However without going into any details unknown to the world already, he was not able to provide her with the emotional support she needed. Like I said before a hopeless romantic...in return she needed to be treated like a princess. Unfortunately this relationship didnt live up to her expectations, and once again she found herself single. Just like with the breakup with Gavin, I was there to support her through the aftermath.

Now fast forward to April of 2007. Jen and I had been best friends for over 3 years by now, and for the first time in our friendly relationship we had something in common that never existed before: WE WERE BOTH SINGLE! We always had an attraction to each other prior, however it was nothing we would ever even consider acting on. We always had great conversations and Jen was a sweet innocent girl from Deleware with very traditional morals. She had so many great qualities that I looked for in a woman, and likewise she felt the same way about me. So naturally we began dating when the time was finally right. Again without going into any details, it was a very very strong love/hate relationship to say the least. When things went well we felt like we were on cloud 9. However when things went bad, we both knew how to push each others buttons to bring out the worst in both of us. And once again the romance and fairy tale story every woman/man is looking for came to an end.

After Jen and Gavin broke up, within a span of 2 years, Gavin went on to win an EPT at the Aussie Millions and then the WPT Borgata. Next within less than a 2 year span this time after Jen and Brandon ended things, Brandon has won the Bay 101 Shooting Stars WPT. Is this just a coincidence? Or is this some sort of Jennicide Prophecy? It is now closing in on 1 year since Jen and I broke up. Will this correlation/trend continue? Will the past hold true once again? Am I due to win a major tournament within the next year? Does Jennicide project a hidden power of energy into her previous mates? Can the Jennicide Prophecy pull off the triple crown? If I do win a major tournament this year, it will definitely be difficult to refute the power of the JENNICIDE PROPHECY!

-Neverwin